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>>> HELLO, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO TONIGHT WITH
CASSIDY!
CASSIDY!
CASSIDY! HAPPY FRIDAY!
HAPPY FRIDAY! WE DID IT.
WE MADE IT TO THE WEEKEND, WOO-
HOO!
HOO!
HOO! SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY. I
SORRY. I JUST SCREAMED AT EVERYONE.
I'M SORRY TO DO THAT THROUGH
YOUR SPEAKERS, BUT THAT
ACTUALLY WASN'T THE FIRST TIME
WE SCREAMED HORRIBLE NOISES AT
YOU THIS WEEK BECAUSE ON
WEDNESDAY WITH OUR RESIDENT
WEIRD EXPERT MATT ZAFFINO, THAT
IS SO PORTLAND, WE FOUND A
POSTER, THIS POSTER ON REDDIT
THAT SOMEONE SHARED.
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.
WE CAN'T GET BACK TO IT
FOREVER.
FOREVER.
FOREVER. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WEDNESDAY.
THERE WAS A PHONE NUMBER ON THE
POSTER AND MATT AND I CALLED IT
AND LEFT A VOICEMAIL WITH OUR
BEST CHEWBACCA IMPRESSION AND
EMBARRASSED OURSELVES.
EMBARRASSED OURSELVES. WE HURT YOUR EARDRUMS ALL AT
THE SAME TIME.
IT WAS MULTITASKING, BUT WE
HAVE EXCITING NEWS.
YESTERDAY I RECEIVED A TEXT
MESSAGE FROM CHEWBACCA.
IT'S ACTUALLY A GUY NAMED MATT,
VERY FITTING, NOT MATT ZAFFINO,
BUT A GUY NAMED MATT AND
APPARENTLY BECAUSE WE WERE
DISCUSSING ON WEDNESDAY THIS IS
A REAL CONTEST SOMEONE SET UP
WITH THEIR OWN PHONE NUMBER OR
DID SOMEONE TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S
PRANK PHONE NUMBER?
APPARENTLY MATT AND HIS CO-
WORKERS AND THIS OTHER GUY MATT
AKA CHEWBACCA, HIS CO-WORKERS
HAVE BEEN PRANKING EACH OTHER
AND MADE THIS POSTER WITH THE
PHONE NUMBER AND ALL OF A
SUDDEN HE'S GOTTEN OVER 25
VOICEMAILS WITH CHEWBACCA SOUND
EFFECTS.
EFFECTS.
EFFECTS. >> WE PLACED 24th.
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> NO. WE
>> NO. WE GOT A TEXT MESSAGE YESTERDAY
SAYING YOU GUYS ARE IN THE TOP
FIVE FINALISTS, BUT WE GOT CHEW
CHEWBACCA, AKA MATT, TO SEND US
THE VOICEMAILS SO WE COULD HEAR
THEM.
THEM.
THEM. LET'S GO TO TOP THREE THIRD
PLACE CHEWBACCA SOUND.
CHEWBACCA, IS THAT YOU?
SURE, YEAH, GO.
>>
>> I
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SOUND IS GOING TO COME OUT OF MY
MOUTH.
MOUTH.
MOUTH. >>
MOUTH. >> NEITHER DID I.
>> THAT WAS US.
>> THAT WAS US.
>> GOOD JOB.
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> NOT BAD.
>> THEY GAVE US A FOLLOW-UP
TEXT OH, I JUST REALIZED WHO
YOU GUYS ARE.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
>> BUT THEY GET WAY BETTER FROM
HERE.
HERE.
HERE. HERE'S SECOND PLACE.
>>
>> HI,
>> HI, MY
>> HI, MY NAME IS JOSEPH. HERE'S MY ENTRY.
>>
>> I
>> I LIKE
>> I LIKE THAT ONE, GOT SOME RHYTHM.
RHYTHM.
RHYTHM. >> I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE THREE
STOOGES ENDING.
STOOGES ENDING. >> KIND OF LIKE A LAUGHING
CHEWBACCA, BUT HERE IS THE
FIRST PLACE, THE BEST CHEWBACCA
ROARING NOISE IN ALL OF
PORTLAND.
>>
>> SO
>> SO HERE IT IS.
>>
>> NO?
>> NO? I
>> NO? I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.
>> I THOUGHT THE SECOND ONE
SOUNDED MORE LIKE THE CHEWBACCA
IN THE MOVIES, BUT I'M NOT A
JUDGE.
JUDGE.
JUDGE. >>
JUDGE. >> IF YOUR CO-WORKERS PRANKED
YOU AND YOU HAD 25 VOICEMAILS,
YOU GET TO BE THE JUDGE.
MAYBE NEXT TIME.
>> I LOOKED ON YOUTUBE AND SAW
A VIDEO BECAUSE I'M LIKE WHAT
DOES IT SOUND LIKE AGAIN
BECAUSE I WANTED TO HEAR THE
REAL THING, BUT I FOUND A VIDEO
OF THE SOUND GUY WHO CAME UP
WITH THE ACTUAL VOICE FOR
CHEWBACCA IN THE VERY FIRST
STAR WARS MOVIE AND HE WENT
AROUND TO ZOOS IN CALIFORNIA
AND RECORDED ANIMAL SOUNDS.
SO IT LARGELY IS FROM REAL LIVE
BEARS IS WHAT THAT LANGUAGE WAS
BASED ON.
BASED ON.
BASED ON. >> WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT? >> YEAH, TRUE STORY.
THAT WAS HIS FIRST JOB AS A
SOUND MAN WAS STAR WARS.
>> WOW, FIRST JOB.
THAT'S A LEGENDARY ONE TO KICK
IT OFF WITH.
THAT'S AMAZING.
THAT'S AMAZING. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO THAT
PERSON WHO MADE THAT CHEWBACCA
SOUND.
SOUND.
SOUND. I
SOUND. I FEEL LIKE WE COULD DO A
FOLLOW-UP WHERE WE ACTUALLY
LEARN HOW TO MAKE THE NOISE.
>> IF YOU GET A VOICE EXPERT IN
HERE.
HERE.
HERE. >>
HERE. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. AND THE WINNER, IF YOU WANT TO
CALL US, TWEET US,
#THATISSOPORTLAND AND WE WILL