- Wait, Tyler is getting into Chanel's bed, y'all.
That was a bold move.
(upbeat music)
Hello, my name is Chantel.
You might know me from Buzzfeed's Ladylike
and I am a Sims aficionado.
I am not replacing Kelsey,
but I am just going to be playing the Sims as well.
I'm gonna be doing a Sims dating challenge.
So it'll be not me as our contestant,
and then I will have five suitors
trying to fall in love with.
We're gonna dig in, find her a love.
What kind of group do I want to be apart of?
I'm gonna say me and imaginary friends
because that's funny and I wanna see
what character trait that gives me.
Guests are coming over, how do I prepare?
I don't know if anyone says rockin' anymore,
but I will clean and fix everything
because I'm a boring adult.
Oh, oh, oh, we'll do bettering the world.
Okay, oh.
Oh!
Maybe I shouldn't of done his story
'cause I'm just gonna change all of this.
Chanel Dallas since my name is Chantel Houston.
(drums clanging)
Okay, so I'm going to be a woman.
I want a confident walk, aye, look at her go.
Look at her go.
So another thing with the story
is that now I can't change my personality
at all which that's fine.
She's a dancing machine, she's self-assured,
and she's erratic.
Perfect qualities for a bachelorette.
Let's see if we can find a cool jumpsuit
'cause I love jumpsuits.
Where are the jumpsuits?
Let's do this, she's cool.
I'm not as cool as this woman.
(laughs)
Honestly this one's probably a little bit more true.
(laughs)
Okay, we'll go this one.
My favorite makeup is eyeliner, we'll do this one.
I'm gonna do a little bit of blush.
Also, every single time that I wear this lipstick
people comment on it a lot.
I think people really seem to like this lipstick.
Oh, we're gonna do a matte lip.
Why is her neck so long?
(laughs)
Maybe it's just this outfit.
Oh wow, she's full Benjamin Franklin.
Oh, you know what would be cool?
If we can put her in a suit.
(gasping)
Whoa.
How do I get this suit?
Okay, I'm gonna try out the other colors
to make sure, no, no, no, no.
Okay yeah, this is the suit.
These little shorts, these are cute little shorts.
Her sleepwear.
This feels like bisexual culture.
I think I wanna give her both options.
We'll do a suit and then we'll do a dress.
Oh, this is it.
We've done it again.
I want her party look to be like done up.
She's dressed to the nines,
ready to have her ceremony and instead of giving out roses,
we're gonna give out plumbing upgrade parts.
Mhm, this is It.
Chanel Dallas, our self-assured,
dancing machine, erratic bachelorette.
We'll leave her in that.
Her hot weather. (record scratching)
(laughs)
Oh my goodness, why?
This is cute and then her cold weather.
You know what?
This isn't bad, I'm just gonna change the color.
She will have an emerald coat, yes she will.
Now I need to add people from the gallery.
I love that everyone was just creating women, like yes.
Everyone welcome our first contestant.
Nilam Qwarse.
Nilam isn't romantic but she has so much more to offer
'cause she's a foodie, she's a bookworm,
she loves the outdoors and she's a renaissance Sim.
Adding in our first man to the mix.
Happy Tyler everybody, yay!
Oh, Happy Tyler is a serial romantic, wow.
He's a relationship man.
Okay, so this is our basic Insta girl.
Beach life, romantic, outgoing, and she's self-assured.
A cat-loving chef and her floofy son, yay!
I wanna know what this cat's name is.
Gus!
Of course it's Gus.
Ironically the one that has won her heart, it's Gus.
We love a chonky boy.
- [Man] Yes!
- We are going to be adding our final contestant.
It's a man, everybody.
Here we have Zayden McElroy.
Zayden is a master chef.
He loves the outdoors, he's a bro.
(crickets chirping)
Fine.
And he's romantic which that's fine.
We're moving in!
We are here, look at all of them.
Okay, but I don't want them to get started yet,
so we're gonna just pause it real quick
because we don't want anyone having
an unfair advantage with Chanel.
Look at this mansion.
Okay, it's facing the wrong way, but that is fine.
That is okay.
(laughs)
Oh!
Not swear word, wow.
Look at this.
Massage table in the bathroom,
I've never thought of that,
but that is now my new aspiration in life.
We have two bathrooms for six people and one bedroom.
Oh, but we have a nice, big kitchen
for all the cooking that we're not gonna do.
So, I'm gonna keep this huge queen bedroom for Chanel
because she deserves it,
and I'm gonna go and give Chanel this massage table
and then I'm gonna morph this bathroom.
So I'll have a boy's room and a girl's room.
We will give them nice rooms.
This is the bachelorette after all.
Okay, boys now have a room.
(laughs)
Each Sim is gonna choose a bed
and it will be indicative
of their personality from here on out.
We'll put the sink out here.
'Cause someone outside will want to wash their hands.
This painting is really cramping my style,
so now let's just, there we go.
I am so sorry for almost forgetting
about our sweet baby boy Gus.
We're gonna put him in the kitchen
because he can eat with the rest of us.
And we're gonna give him a little egg yolk bed.
Oh mama!
I'm gonna put two hot tubs
'cause I'm gonna see who gets in the hot tub with who.
This is the prime jacuzzi spot.
Oh, you know what?
Gus does need some toys though, he needs some toys.
I just want him to have a happy life
because his happiness is of the utmost importance.
Put a cat wand up there,
gonna put some cat wands upstairs for him.
I'm gonna put some mousies down here.
Are we ready?
I think so.
Oh my god, everyone's leaving me.
Oh no!
(laughs)
Wait!
Where are they going?
Okay but also, before anything happens
I have to make Chanel go and claim her bed.
We're doing it, we're doing it, yes!
It is hers.
Oh, he saw her with the cat wand.
See this is the thing.
Cat wands disappear into inventories.
That's why you need to have your cat wands on lock.
This is off to an incredibly terrible start.
He's under the couch, he's really scared!
Oh, what should we make this lot trait?
We'll give it a romantic aura.
Oh no, oh, she's already interacting!
Oh hey, yes.
She's swimming with Tyler but she's not saying anything.
In these dating shows they get formal,
so we are going to do a black and white bash
to kick it off, to get the ball rolling, to break the ice.
It's a black and white bash, y'all.
Party time, party time.
First of all, can you please not be
in your bathing suit for this occasion?
We're gonna start by telling everyone thank you for coming.
Can we thank Gus for coming?
(laughs)
Where is she?
Chanel, you are embarrassing me.
You're supposed to be a representation of me,
and you're over here in the corner not saying anything.
I do need to debug this girl.
There we go.
Oh, oh dear.
Is Gus okay?
Hold on is Gus, my pride and joy, okay?
Oh, yay!
(clapping)
We're back, I didn't do anything and we're back
and Gus is running so he's happy.
Everyone just keeps running away from me.
Chanel, how did you get outside?
Hey, we're chatting.
I'm gonna speed this up a little bit
because Chanel's taking her sweet, sweet time
and so I'm gonna cancel this chat with Zayden
because I think he is hogging her.
Oh no.
Gus!
Also, what food is this?
Oh, black and white cookies, that's appropriate.
This is why Gus is eating this
because I did not give him any food.
He's on the fridge.
He's just loafing and cleaning himself on the fridge.
Plot twist, what if she falls in love with our piano lady?
Oh, people are welcoming me to the neighborhood.
Other plot twist, what if Chanel falls in love
with our blue-haired neighbor?
Where did she go?
Oh, she actually is out the front door.
Oh Gus is greeting her!
Thank you for greeting.
Chanel's not doing anything I say and that's okay.
We love an independent woman.
She's talking to happy guy Tyler, oh!
Oh, we have someone feeling flirty, y'all.
Since our cat lady is flirty,
I'm just gonna have them interact.
Ask to play fountain?
Will they go play in the fountain together?
Go play in the fountain together.
Where is she?
Go get your girl!
Oh, this is some flirty stuff, y'all.
Also Tyler and Gus are now friends.
(laughs)
Look at Gus, Gus is the bachelor.
I've never had two Sims play in the foundation before.
This is adorable!
I don't know when our party ended,
but it ended a while ago.
Look at this boy.
Look at him!
Oh, Chanel loves him.
Is there anything cuter than a cat sleeping
next to you, just living his life?
Oh!
Happy man Tyler now in the mix.
(gasps)
Oh, ask for a Swedish massage.
Y'all, this is getting spicy.
I never knew that these interactions where even available.
And we put the massage table in Chanel's room.
Oh my god, he's the first contestant.
He's just doing the massage.
This massage content, I think it takes us
from PG-13 to like PG-15.
(laughs)
Wow, thank you for the massage, Tyler.
We love it and now we're feeling flirty and erratic.
Since she's flirty, if he will take a rose.
This is not the official rose,
but this is just will you accept this rose?
He will accept this rose.
Oh, in a turn of events,
happy guy Tyler is our first to have a love connection.
I do want to give everyone else some more time.
Oh, are they all asleep?
Oh, they're asleep.
(laughs)
Where's Gus?
We need to do a Gus check in, and he's eating more cookies.
He's a good chunky boy, and Chanel is asleep.
Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and speed through this
until Chanel is awake.
Oh my god!
Is Gus sleeping with her?
Oh no, then he got cookies on the mind and then he left.
(gasps)
Wait, Tyler is getting into Chanel's bed y'all.
That was a bold move.
Oh, he's shooing her out.
I forgot that I put that toilet there.
Bye bye, toilet.
Thank you for your service.
So we haven't gotten a chance to really dig deep
into this challenge.
Tyler right now is the only person in the house
that has a connection and I wanna give everyone a fair shot
because we all deserve a fair shot, you know?
So, tune in next time where we will really dig deep
on this Sims dating challenge
because it's gonna be spicy, it's gonna get hot and heavy,
but not really because it's the Sims
and everyone is blurry and I wanna keep it that way.
And we will find Chanel Dallas her love.
(upbeat music)