Anyway, we made you guys some British sandwiches
if you're hungry.
What are British sandwiches?
Oh, you know, they're just sandwiches
that are... they have, um...
They're just normal sandwiches.
So who's hungry?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Okay, we'll bring him up.
- Cool. - Freddie, Gibby, come help us.
Sure.
[indistinct chatter]
Something we can do for you?
Uh...
Would you guys autograph my... sister's scrapbook?
Yeah, of course.
Cool. Just sign it by your pic.
Yeah, sure. What's your sister's name?
Uh, my sister's name is, uh...
Gib... G-Girl. Girlby.
Girlby?
That's a name?
Yeah, it's a really popular girl's name here in America.
You wouldn't know that.
Is there any water around here?
Over there.
[chuckles] Handguns.
Oh, hey, Sam.
One Direction here yet?
Yeah, they're upstairs getting ready to do the show.
Awesome.
Uh... Why are you dressed like a rapper...
that never sold any records?
I tricked this really hot lady into thinking
I'm a personal exercise trainer. She'll be here any minute.
You're not a good listener!
[knocking]
And hel-
Well, you just gonna stand there and look all stupid?
- Who are you? - Bethany.
Yeah. Uh, look, kid
I don't want to buy any of your church candy
or whatever you're selling.
Got a really hot lady coming-
Are you my exercise trainer or not?
Exercise trainer?
I smell fudge.
Uh... hey, kid. What are you doing?
Smelling this fudge.
Well, get out!
My mother said you were gonna exercise me.
No, I am supposed-! Your mother?
I thought she wanted to work out?
Well, you thought wrong, moron.
Hey! I am an adult. You do not call adults morons.
No. Would ya-
[groaning]
Can he stand?
Hey, let's try.
[groaning]
Bobby's really sick.
Oh, no.
This is horrible.
[crying]
How'd he get so sick so fast?
[groaning]
I feel cold.
[coughing]
I'm thirsty.
Will somebody hold me?
- No. - No.
[crying]
Here, have some more of this water.
Whoa. What? What? What?
Harry, you drank from my water bottle?
Yeah,
Oh, my God.
I gave Harry Styles jungle worms.
No!
Ah! Ah!
[mumbling]
[groaning]
Is he better?
I think so. Or maybe not.
How long has he been lying here sick?
Almost a week.
I don't get it. Carly had jungle worms.
She felt better after two days.
Well, sickness is... you know, it's just... other times...
there it is.
Wow. Good to know.
We're so lucky to have a doctor right here in the building.
Yes. Well, if I can be of any more help.
You helped nothing.
You girls have a couple of hundred bucks
you can float me 'til the weekend?
- Get out. - Leave.
Come on. We gotta roll.
Okay.
Oh, uh, Harry, you need anything before I go?
Oh, no. Wait, could I have some more fruits?
Fruit? Sure.
And... could you cut them
into the little cubes the way that you do?
Course. I'll be right back with it.
And could you put warm socks on my feet?
[chuckles] Sure.
I'll heat up a pair in the dryer.
What else you want Carly to do for you,
wash your tour bus?
Sam.
How about 20 bucks?
No.