- Mm, this is bussin.
- [Translator] This coffee is exceptionally tasty.
- Hey bae.
- [Translator] Hello loved one.
- Hey zaddy.
- [Translator] Hello older man
who is also somewhat attractive.
- Aw, you're a whole meal too.
- [Translator] I also find you attractive.
- Well, I am getting more swole.
- [Translator] My muscles are more appealing
thanks to a new fitness plan.
- Slay, exclamation point!
- [Translator] You are doing an excellent job at that.
- Vibe check?
- [Translator] How are you doing?
- Grinning face with sweat emoji.
- [Translator] I am a little stressed, but I am managing.
- Eyes looking left emoji.
- [Translator] Tell me more, I am paying attention.
- (puffs) Well our wifi does not slap
and the tech bro is ghosting me.
- [Translator] The internet connection is poor
and my customer service provider
has not returned any of my correspondence.
- Put 'em on blast.
- [Translator] You should expose that person
for his actions.
- Finna yeet this thing out the window.
- [Translator] I am preparing to throw this router
out of the window.
- Bet.
- [Translator] Yes, let's do that.
- Bet.
- [Translator] I agree, let's do that.
- I have tea.
- [Translator] I have acquired some gossip.
- Spill it.
- [Translator] I will gladly receive your gossip.
- Our neighbor Susan is high key.
- [Translator] Our neighbor is being ostentatious.
- She's on a walk and her fit is way too bougie.
- [Translator] She's walking
and her clothing is entirely too nice for exercise.
- Finna drag her drip?
- [Translator] Are you about to insult her clothing?
- It's just extra, she thinks wearing Gucci is Gucci.
- [Translator] It's certainly more than necessary.
She's wearing Gucci and thinks that it's acceptable.
- Take several seats.
- [Translator] That story has unnerved me,
perhaps she should reconsider her behavior.
- Also, hella skrilla, amirite?
- [Translator] Gucci is expensive, can she afford it?
- Well her new briefcase emoji does pay guap.
- [Translator] She recently got a new job
that pays considerably more money.
- I mean she def had a glow up but no need to flex.
- [Translator] She has gone through a transition
where she is more attractive than before,
but she's bragging about it rather than being subtle.
- Face with open mouth emoji.
- [Translator] Oh my!
- Nuff tea, nights gonna be lit.
- [Translator] Let's move on to our plans this evening.
I anticipate a great deal of fun.
- No cap. Fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji.
- [Translator] You are being truthful.
I am at level four of excitement.
- TFW its Friday.
- [Translator] It is a memorable and pleasant feeling
that we have reached the weekend.
- I need to get crossfaded,
I've been, kitchen knife emoji, all week.
- [Translator] I will likely
have multiple alcoholic beverages.
I have been in a bad mood all week.
- Is Craig going?
He threw a lot of shade, called your whip cheugy.
- [Translator] Craig was insulting to you
when he described your car as out of style.
- Craig is a Chad.
- [Translator] Craig is a typical boastful alpha male.
- Periodt.
- [Translator] I am over-emphasizing your last statement.
- Nail polish emoji.
- [Translator] I am not worried
about what someone else says about me.
- (laughs) You're sending me.
- [Translator] That use of the nail polish emoji
was humorous.
- K ttyl.
- [Translator] I will talk to you
at a later time and place.
- Pizza slice emoji.
- [Translator] I love you.
- Pizza slice emoji.
- [Translator] I love you too.
- Slay exclamation point!
- Okay, slay is a word.
I use that word so often.
Slay is, slay is good.
- Okay. Slay is good?
Okay. - Yeah, slay is good.
- Vibe check, how are you doing?
- Vibe check, that's a random. - Okay, vibe,
that's from, like, 2019.
Like it's not really, like, popular.
- Okay.
- Finna yeet this thing out the window.
(all laughing)
- What?
- It's so old.
Yeah, yeet is.
- You only say it while you're throwing things,
you can't just say finna yeet this.
- Okay. - Only highlighter kids
use yeet nowadays.
- What is a highlighter kid?
- It's like these, like, middle schoolers
who only wear neon.
They're called highlighter kids.
And that's the kind of people, that's the demographic.
- Finna drag her drip?
- [Translator] Are you about to insult her clothing?
- That's good. Finna drag her drip?
I like it. - Finna drag her drip?
Finna is usable right now. - Okay.
Yeah. - Finna.
- I mean she def had a glow up
but no need to flex. - That's good.
- That is good. - That's good.
- Glow up and a flex?
We're good? Okay. - Yeah.
- Fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji.
- [Translator] You are being truthful.
I am at level four of excitement.
- Periodt. - I am over...
- Yeah, with the D and the T. (all laughing)
- So, a general grade we're looking at.
- So I'd give you like a B-minus.
- I'll take it. - Because like a few of them,
a few of them you did really well on
and then a few of them were really, really bad,
so it's kind of like average, so I'd say B-minus.
But, like, a few of them you did good.
I'm proud of you for the most part.
Thank you.
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