(chomping sound) (Jordan groaning)
(skin tears away) (Jordan laughing)
(beep)
- [Jordan] Lightning strikes, sporting debacles
and stretch injuries are just the beginning.
Get ready to laugh and head under the sea with me
because today we are reacting to some of
the wildest medical scenes and injuries
from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Let's dive right in. (beep)
- Okay, well it's been nice knowing you
but you have got to go now.
(Jordan groaning)
Okay, out we go.
(grunts) Oh that kinda hurts.
Come on. Oh, that really hurts.
Oh barnacles, this hurts!
(SpongeBob panting) (Jordan laughing)
Cogshelf manatees this is hurtful!
- [Jordan] It's actually easier
if somebody else does it for you.
If, say it's your thumb, you can do a whole nerve block.
That way the thumb is anesthetized, there's no feeling
to it and then you can actually get it out of there.
- (panting) Okay, you're tough, you're smart,
(Jordan chuckles) you are charming
but you are still no match for me!
Look, a bald eagle with a mustache!
(chomping sound) (Jordan groaning)
(skin tears away) (Jordan laughing)
- So, you know, why is it not coming out?
It could be embedded into the bone
if it's that sharp and deep
or it could have like barbs on the underside,
so it's actually preventing it from coming out.
- Quick flick of the wrist and...
- Quick! (hammer hitting wood)
(skin tearing away) (Jordan groaning)
Oh, man.
We fall on our face by accident, bang our head,
typically our brow gets hit first
and you get a deep laceration in there.
We could sew it right back up, literally.
We don't have to shave your eyebrows, we can clean the area
and then suture it closed, making sure that the eyelashes
don't get into the wound itself.
(Squidward groaning)
- Come back, Squidward! Don't do this.
- Will you stop shaking it? (screaming)
- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
(Squidward plopping into lava) (record scratching)
A lava pit?
1,500 to 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit, that is hot.
You gotta get it off of you fast.
A first degree, it's just like red, like a sunburn.
Second degree burn starts to blister.
Third degree burn, it like chars the tissue.
It can be white, could be black
and it's actually not painful anymore.
And then you can get fourth degree burn.
You're burning away muscles and bones
and just really high temperatures.
You don't see those very often.
(metal clanging) (Jordan laughing)
You think about compression fractures to the cervical spine,
injury to the brain, fractured skull.
Call 911, they'll actually put you
in a cervical collar just to prevent you from moving.
(Squidward hitting metal)
Landing on the pelvic bone and that area is very painful.
You can cause a fracture, you can hit your private parts
which are very sensitive and very painful,
so a lot of traumas can happen
and a lot of swelling can happen down there.
What is happening?
- No, no, no, no, no! (flesh squishing)
(blows landing) (Squidward exclaiming)
- You know, people can be crushed.
There's a lot of injuries that occur,
especially in industries, where there's like presses
and different types of machines
where people actually can get caught and crushed.
We actually worry not just about the fracture
but the soft tissue.
When you have a bad crush injury, you increase the risk
of having compartment syndrome, especially in a limb.
(tropical music)
How is he still intact?
Back in the day, medieval times, they actually used
a device called the rack which actually ended up
stretching the body, which would cause dislocation
of joints and then if it was pulled even harder
and harder and harder, increase the risk of the limbs
being ripped off and just bleeding everywhere.
(Jordan laughing) (Squidward yelling)
(bell sounding)
He's got a lot of bruises
but it looks like he's still intact.
I understand it's not a human body, still,
you'd expect some other trauma or damage to the character.
(blade slicing) Oh, man!
Why is the brain on the top and the bottom,
does anybody know?
Let me know in the comments.
SpongeBob got put back together somehow.
(Jordan laughing)
Why do these ankles look like horrible tomatoes?
People will come to the emergency department all the time
with a big, swollen joint.
One, we take a good history, the other is,
sometimes when it's so swollen we can actually take fluid
out of that joint and take that fluid, send it to a lab.
They can look at it under a microscope
and sometimes you can tell if there's crystals,
pseudo-crystals, what type of cell count is in them,
and sometimes the doctor, as they take fluid out
will actually inject an anesthetic into the joint,
which will make the ankle, the foot, the toe,
wherever we're injecting, to feel a lot better.
(building crashing down)
(Jordan gasps) Oh man!
Car accidents have occurred where people get pinned
within the car or the car against the wall
and they're in between and they're typically okay
until you take off that pressure
and then all of a sudden, you know,
bleeding out, your blood pressure drops,
you can get this thing called hypovolemic shock,
where you're losing blood, you're not pumping enough,
your blood pressure's dropping, your heart rate's going up,
you become altered.
If it's not treated right away,
it can cause cardiovascular collapse
and you'll potentially die.
- Just really let me have it.
- Just remember, Squidward.
This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.
- (chuckles) So funny.
Sometimes you hear this quote like at the hospital.
You know, whatever procedure we're going to do,
if it's gonna be painful.
I will actually say like, "This is just as much painful
for me as it is for you,"
but only to make like light of the situation.
- Okay, let me just memorize it.
(metal clanging) (Jordan groaning)
Hey! I wasn't ready. (door crushing Squidward)
(Jordan groaning)
Would you mind waiting 'til I-
(door crushing Squidward)
- What is he trying to fix? - Hang on!
You're starting to look like your old self again.
(door hitting Squidward)
Nope, still too handsome.
- I don't know what they were trying to fix
but that amount of trauma to your face
can break your nose, nosebleed, swelling,
those are the things you worry about.
- Never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray.
(aerosol spraying) - Pepper...
(Jordan exclaiming)
Causes burning, pain, redness of the eyes,
excess tearing of the eyes.
Typically, you see in the news people are using milk.
The best thing to use is actually Johnson's baby shampoo.
Oh no, oh no. (gasps)
(Jordan groaning)
You gotta be really careful, you got the barb.
A lot of times they'll go through the tissue and their hook,
so what'll end up happening
is you really can't pull it back out.
What you do is push it through
so it comes out the other side, cut the barbed piece off
and then reverse the tracks and get it out of there.
And then you always have to worry about,
has it been in the water?
What type of microorganisms do you have to worry about
and the potential infections that could occur.
(thunder rumbling) (Jordan exclaiming)
There's lightning in the seawater?
I don't think so.
But lightning injuries are very interesting
because that's a DC, that's a direct current type of energy.
Obviously you can cause cardiac arrhythmias, you know,
V-fib, asystole, basically your heart can just stop.
You're going through
all these different cardiac abnormalities.
Bull and the horn.
(Sandy straining) - Sandy, no!
- You gotta be really careful, you know,
you can actually dislocate joints pretty easily.
Once you've dislocated a joint once, it can happen again
a little bit easier each subsequent time,
so if it continues to happen,
you definitely need to see an orthopedic surgeon.
Oh, he's okay. Oh my god. (laughing)
The golf injuries that we ended up seeing a lot of times
in the emergency department are from the golf ball itself
because it's spinning at such a fast rate
that it actually will hit the tissue
if it's the bare tissue, and it'll actually spin it off
and almost de-glove it and cause a laceration.
All right, SpongeBob.
So good, we haven't done it in so long.
That was very entertaining, I forgot how funny it is.
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