THE NFL HAVE INVITED ME DOWN TO NFL MEDIA TO MAKE ME THE NEW
FACE OF THE NFL.
LET'S START THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.
>> WHAT'S UP? SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
JAMES: WHAT AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
THE FINEST QUARTERBACK THE DALLAS DOLPHINS HAVE EVER HAD.
>> WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. FIRST OF ALL WE'RE GOING TO
START WITH THE WAY WE LOOK. IF YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD.
IF YOU FEEL GOOD, YOU DELIVER GOOD.
JAMES: YOU THINK THAT IS THE ONE, REALLY?
WHAT? I LOOK LIKE STEVE HARVEY.
I SHOULD WARN YOU YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE A RIPPED PHYSIQUE.
YOU PROBABLY DON'T SEE IT AROUND THE NFL BECAUSE YOU COVER IT UP
WITH ALL OF YOUR PADS.
THIS IS NOT UNOBTAINABLE. JUST SOME DIPS.
CRUNCHES. LOSE A BIT OF THIS.
REALLY? WHERE DO YOU GET THESE BIG
SHOULDER PADS?
OH, THAT REALLY IS YOU. >> LOOK AT THAT.
I WOULD LISTEN TO EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
WHEN I'M WATCHING YOU.
JAMES: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THINKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF HIS TIE?
THREE SUPER BOWLS?
>> THREE SUPER BOWL RINGS.
JAMES: YOU DON'T WEAR THEM? WHY?
>> I TELL PEOPLE, YOU WIN ONE, YOU WEAR IT BUT WHEN YOU WIN AS
MANY AS I HAVE, YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR THEM.
EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DO. JAMES: THIS RING SIGNIFIES MY --
THIS RING TO KEEP LADIES AT BAY AND THIS ONE JUST IN CASE I GET
-- I ACTUALLY HAVE A LAUREL AND HARDY AUDITION AFTER THIS.
THE LAST THING I WANT WHEN I'M OUT THERE IS TO LOOK STUPID.
>> WE DON'T WANT THAT.
FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS A FOOTBALL.
JAMES: I'M WELL AWARE THAT YOU IN AMERICA HAVE CHOSEN A
DIFFERENT NAME FOR EVERYTHING AND THAT THE OTHER GAME
PREDOMINANTLY USING YOUR FEET SHOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL AND
THIS SHOULD BE CALLED THROWING IN BETWEEN COMMERCIALS.
>> YOU WILL BE HERE.
I THINK YOUR PANTS ARE SPLITTING.
JAMES: YOU GET DOWN HERE LIKE THIS AND THEN YOU TWERK IT OUT
LIKE THAT.
THAT'S RIGHT? YOU'RE TEACHING ME TO TWERK?
>> I DON'T SUGGEST YOU TWERK ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
IT ALWAYS SOUNDS GOOD TO SAY HE GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME GOES
ON. JAMES: SHOULD I SAY IT WITH AN
AMERICAN ACCENT?
HE GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME GOES ON DAVE.
>> THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE.
JAMES: THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE, YOU PUNK-ASS
BITCH!
THIS AIN'T CONNECT FOUR!
THIS IS THE NFL!
EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING PLUTO AND HE IS PLAYING SJENGA.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SAYING. I THINK I'M GAME READY.
>> I THINK YOU'RE READY.
LET'S GO. JAMES: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S DO IT.
>> SO IT IS STILL EARLY BUT WE HAD SOME GUYS GET OUT TO AN
EARLY START CH EARLY SEASON M.V.P. PICK?
JAMES: I'VE BEEN LOOKING ON THE FIELD.
A LOT OF GUYS HAVE BEEN LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE.
I M.V.P. THIS SEASON AARON RODGERS BECAUSE OF THE
PHENOMENAL WORK HE HAS DONE WITH OLIVIA MUNN.
>> WELCOME BACK.
I'M MICHAEL.
HE IS AKBAR.
WE HAVE JAMES CORDEN. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. >> I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUPER
BOWL. WHO IS GOING TO BE IN THE SUPER
BOWL? I DON'T KNOW.
TAYLOR SWIFT. I THINK THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, AYODELE HAS AN ALBUM COMING OUT -- ADELL HAS AN ALBUM
COMING OUT. BRANDON WEED SEASON GOOD.
DEREK CARR. >> THAT IS GOOD.
YOUNG DEEP. JAMES: I ALWAYS GO DEEP IN MY
FANTASIES.
>> HE IS PLAYING MONOPOLY.
GUESS WHO?
SORRY, HE IS COLONEL MUSTARD WITH THE LEAD PIPE.
OH, MOUSE TRAP! JAMES: WIZARDS BIG AND TALL.
>> BUT YOU'RE NOT TALL. JAMES: BUT I'M BIG.
THEY ARE PLAYING WITH FOUR POUNDS OF BEEF AND NO BUNS.
WHO HAS THE BUN?
WHO HAS THE THREAT US THE?
WHO THAT IS HAS -- WHO HAS THE THREAT US THE?
? WHO THAT IS TOMATO?
LET ME FINISH.
THAT IS ONE THING NO ONE IS SAYING ABOUT THE COLTS,S-WISE.
DO YOU AGREE? >> WHAT ABOUT AARON RODGERS?
>> WE ALL LOVE AARON RODGERS. YOU LOVE HIM, RIGHT?
JAMES: I WOULD SPOON HIM UNTIL HE IS -- FEELS SAFE AND WARM.
>> IT IS REALLY COLD IN GREEN BAY.
JAMES: >> AKBAR DOES IT.
JAMES: THIS GUY.
RIGHT UPFRONT.
NOW WE'RE TALKING FANTASIES.
>> THIS IS THOUGHT PROVOKING. JAMES: COMING UP NEXT ON "TOTAL
ACCESS" WE'LL BE TALKING TO A MEMBER OF THE GEORGETOWN JAGUARS
WHO EITHER THROWS THE BALL OR CATCHES IT.
STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.