- I am Groot.
(laughs) Just kidding, it's me, Roach!
Look, everyone was so tickled
by our amazing duos performance
that I just couldn't stay away.
Please give a warm welcome to Tanner again!
(crowd cheering and applauding)
- Thank you, thank you,
I'd like to give a shout out to our squad mates,
Anya and Caroline, for dropping me off at Roach's today
since my driver's license expired.
- As you can see, today,
Tanner has donned the Rocket Raccoon costume,
and he'll be following me around the whole match.
- Roach, I'm to your left.
Wait, you think I'm the raccoon?
(gunfire)
- Already hearing the subtle footsteps of an enemy.
Retail Row is hopping today!
- Sounds like he got it covered, Roach.
I'll leave you to it.
(gunfire)
- Aha, taste my steel!
- Huh, what's that?
- [Booming Voice] Roached!
- Oh geez, Tanner!
You were facing the wrong way the whole time!
- Hey Roach, up here, I got something for you.
- Ooh, a present!
Wait a minute, but it's not even Thanksgiving yet!
- Here you go, to my best and most boisterous bud.
- Aw, thank you, Tanner.
I'll treasure it always.
Do you hear something? - Yeah, sus.
Gorgers, look alive, Roach.
(gunfire)
- Hype, I did it!
I destroyed the Gorger!
- Great, now go shoot the other ones down too.
- Oh no, they went and got their mama!
I need help!
♪ Mama, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Just leave Roach alone ♪
♪ I didn't mean to shoot those baby robots ♪
- Just keep her distracted, Roach,
I'm getting us a sweet ride.
- Okay, but she's already destroyed half the house though.
(warm electronic music)
- Roach did this last time,
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(warm electronic music)
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Get in, loser, we're going Roaching.
- Huh, just in the nick of time!
G'day, Tanner, g'day!
- I'll drive, you shoot.
- You read my mind.
- So, what've you been up to during quarantine?
- I'm working on my first holiday album, actually.
It's gonna be called "A Roachmas to Remember."
(gunfire) - Roached!
- Hah, get Tannered.
Oh, that's cool, Roach.
So, what were you doing
when you weren't recording the album?
- He's supposed to be tending to my crops
when he's not playing vidya games!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Aw, yeah, turn on those funky beats!
One day, my music is gonna be on Power Play Radio,
just you wait!
- Whatever you say, Roach, don't let your dreams be dreams.
- Just a little slurp juice to top off my shield bar.
Oh, and a little for you too, Raccoon Tanner.
- Once again, let the record show I am not the raccoon,
I am over here getting boogie bombed.
- Boogie this! (gunfire)
- No, no, no, this one's mine! - Roached!
- It's revenge for forceful disco dancing.
(gunfire)
- That shotgun shooting isn't you, is it, Tanner?
- No, sir.
(gunfire) - Holy Aerosmith!
Ladiesman9525 almost got the jump on me!
- Geez, Roach, your aim could use some work.
- [Booming Voice] Roached!
- Yarr, what I've been telling him!
(gunfire)
- All right, good job, Tanner, buddy.
Now, a little help, please?
- I gotcha, Roach.
- (sighs) And all was peaceful on the western front.
- Did you know trucks were actually buoyant?
- This must be one of those duck boats they got in Boston,
half land, half aquatic machine.
(smooth chill music)
- You seeing these bullet trails, Roach?
- Yeah, lemme hop out and look around.
Nope, not this way.
(gunfire)
Oh, there it is!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
(gunfire)
- Did you get 'em?
I can't see.
- Just keep driving.
Like a dolphin, I soar through the seas!
- Oh, okay, I'll take 'em out, I guess.
(gunfire) - Roached!
- Yes, you just got Roached!
- Yeah, but I did all the work, so it's totally a Tanner.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, you hear that?
- Okay, bud, you're not gonna like this,
but I see a lot at builds.
- Builds?
But those are my tree relatives!
Those monsters!
(gunfire)
These savages, using my brother and his shields!
I'll avenge you!
- Not to worry, Roach, I got one
or that might've been the other guy.
- Well then, let's take him out too.
Save a tree, Roach a person. (gunfire)
- It's much easier to just pump 'em
in the face from up close.
Wait, who are you?
(gunfire) - Roached!
- (laughs) You were saying, Tanner?
Lucky for us, those Roaching victims
had a bunch of legendary items with 'em.
Now I am the ultimate beast, made of tough tree branches,
able to sprout fierce animal claws,
and blasting energy from the palm of my hands!
Super Roach to the rescue!
- Less talking, more Roaching, Roach.
- Not a care in the world, just vibing on the road.
- I hate to rain on your parade,
but we've got company off to the southeast.
- Oh, you mean over there?
- Ayup.
- Nobody move, this is a Roachery!
(gunfire) Hah, get it?
'Cause robbery, Roachery, yeah?
(crowd booing)
(gunfire) Yeep!
Aerodynamic enemy!
(gunfire)
You'll pay for using Auntie Jen as your mat!
- Come on, Roach, let's sneak around.
- Uh-oh, I am very turned around.
(gunfire)
- I could use a hand.
- How about two hands that shoot lasers? (laughing)
- [Booming Voice] Roached!
- Roach, there's just one more guy.
Either res me or take him out.
- Yeep, that was too close.
You'll never take me alive, fellow combatant!
- Get 'em, Roach, use your Wolverine claws!
- Roach smash!
- [Booming Voice] Roach Royale!
- Oh my Roach, we did it!
We got a Roach Royale in duos, Tanner!
- All right, nice job, everyone, back pats all around.
This one we'll tell to Caroline and Anya for years to come.
- Yep, and they'll never, ever,
ever get tired of hearing about it.
Thanks for joining me this time, Tanner.
We'll for sure post this one to the channel.
After all, I landed the final blow.
- Okay, okay, don't get too full of yourself, pal.
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That's it for us, Roaches.
Thanks again for tuning in and a big thanks to Core
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Take care out there and stay safe!
Boo-bye!
(chill electronic music)