• From knife-toting clowns to a man in a tutu, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weird things that happened to us
when we were home alone.
I’m Doopie and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by DangerDolansJizz Spincess
One night, while Spincess was watching ‘My Little Pony,’ a teenager suddenly burst
through the front door wearing a Jimmy Neutron costume.
He then pulled down his pants and started jerking off!
When Spincess asked him to leave, all he did was yell, “brain blast!”
She called the police, but the guy was long gone by the time they got to her house.
Spincess has never forgotten that night.
Number 9 was submitted by DesiGirl41 Mimi
Mimi was home alone when the front door suddenly came off its hinges and flew across the room.
Three killer clowns with knives ran inside.
Mimi sprinted to the kitchen and grabbed a steak knife before running into the basement.
She hid in a corner while the clowns upstairs banged on everything.
That was when Mimi called 9-1-1, but then the clowns made their way to the basement.
One of them found her huddled in the corner, but held a knife to her throat when the police
arrived.
The police officer shot the clown in the leg, causing him and Mimi to fall to the floor.
The knife somehow landed in Mimi’s chest, but it didn’t go deep enough to penetrate
her heart.
She was still rushed to the emergency room, where doctors had to operate on her.
The three clowns were students at Mimi’s high school who claimed they were only joking
around.
Since then, Mimi has completely recovered.
Number 8 was submitted by dankmemes678 Cidius
Cid stayed home from school one day because he was sick.
While he was listening to some music, he heard a loud knock at the door.
He opened the door to find a drunk homeless man who said, “I need some drugs.”
Cid got freaked out and slammed the door.
A couple minutes later, there was another knock at the door.
Cid opened it to find the same man, who just walked inside the house.
Despite his best effots, he couldn’t stop the man because he was too big.
While the man got comfortable on the couch, Cid went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife.
However, the man didn’t care.
He said, “You don’t have the balls to do it.”
Instead, Cid called the police who came and arrested the man.
Now, whenever he’s home alone, Cid always looks out the window before opening the door.
Number 7 was submitted by VladtheImpala44 Ladybot
Ladybot was home one day when several birds kept flying into her window.
Wanting to know what was going on, she ran outside to find a crazy old woman standing
in the yard, throwing dead bird corpses at her house.
While she threw the birds, the old woman cackled like a witch.
Freaked out, Ladybot ran back into her house and called the police.
The police came but didn’t find the woman anywhere.
One of the police officers told Ladybot that they’ve received about ten reports about
the old woman.
Each time they came to arrest her, she would always disappear from the area.
Needless to say, it was hard for Ladybot to sleep after that.
Number 6 was submitted by TheWriter1318 Zaraganba
When he got home from school one day, Zaraganba made some hot chocolate and relaxed.
All of a sudden, he heard the doorbell ring.
He looked through the peephole to find a girl, soaking wet, holding a skunk.
Startled, Zaraganba hid in his room and hoped she would eventually go away.
However, the girl kept ringing the doorbell.
So, he dialed 9-1-1 into his cell but didn’t call.
Instead, he opened the window to talk to her, with his thumb hovering over the ‘call’
button.
It turned out that the girl was one of the neighbour’s cousins and was housesitting.
She was in the hot tub when the skunk began to chew the wires and got electrocuted but
survived.
She wanted to borrow Zaraganba’s phone to call animal control to come help.
Number 5 was submitted by TinyCookii Ramona
Ramona was 10-years-old when her parents left her home alone for the first time.
After they left, she decided to refill her dog’s food bowl.
But, as she walked into the kitchen, she heard a loud crash coming from upstairs.
Ramona grabbed her dog and pocketknife, then sprinted quietly to the hall closet.
She hid inside, hearing footsteps and the person whispering.
Then, everything went silent.
After a few moments, Ramona thought that she had only been hearing things, so she crawled
out of the closet and went back into the kitchen…
only to be greeted by a man who was holding a knife.
Even though she thought that she was about to die, Ramona still managed to utter a, “hi.”
The man stared at her before wandering around in circles, whispering to himself.
Ramona just watched until the man stopped and got in her face.
He said, “Little girl, Lord Satan demands all of the carrots and spinach in this house.”
He then bent down to her level and said, “Where are they?!”
Ramona pushed the man away with her knife, then darted past him and snatched all the
bags of carrots and cartons of spinach.
After throwing them in the man’s arms, she ran upstairs and to her bedroom… but the
man followed.
He continued asking her for more and more carrots and spinach, but she told him there
were none left.
Just then, her mom and dad came home, making the man drop all the carrots and spinach that
Ramona gave to him.
He threw open a window in her bedroom and jumped out, sliding down the roof.
Ramona told her mom, who called the police.
They learned later on that the man had escaped from a psychiatric hospital.
Number 4 was submitted by SkywellSword Derek
One night, when Derek was home alone, he decided to binge watch some of his favourite shows.
A few hours in, he began to hear noises that sounded like yelling and banging.
Of course, he went to investigate.
When he looked out the window, he saw a grown man running down the street in a ‘My Little
Pony’ t-shirt, a tutu, and a tinfoil hat.
The man banged on pots and pans while screaming, “Love yourself!
Be true to yourself!”
Some people in the neighbourhood ended up calling the police, but instead of sticking
around to see what happened, Derek decided to go to bed.
However, he was still weirded out by the experience.
Number 3 was submitted by The_BeBLONG66 Honeybits
Honeybits was home alone one weekend because her parents went on vacation.
She was watching some movies one night when she heard yelling coming from outside.
When Honeybits looked out the window, she saw a man in a dirty bunny outfit.
He was hopping around on the sidewalk while saying, “I’m a cute bunny.
Love me!”
Honeybits started dying of laughter, but it was only when he hopped away that she wondered
why he was doing that in the first place.
Number 2 was submitted by hoperulez2016 Dean the Time Wanderer
When Dean was six, his parents got him a babysitter who ended up running late.
Knowing his babysitter was going to show up at any minute, Dean’s parents decided to
leave anyway.
Being home alone, he just sat in the living room, staring at the wall.
All of a sudden, he heard the gate to their backyard rattle.
Dean got up and looked through the sliding glass door that also lead into the backyard.
There he saw a homeless man, completely naked.
The man pissed in the swimming pool, then went on the trampoline and took a massive
shit on it.
It was only when the babysitter drove up the driveway when the man hopped over the fence
and was gone.
After that night, Dean never saw him again.
Number 1 – What was a weird thing that happened to me when I was home alone?