LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME NEWS.
IT IS OFFICIALLY OVER, AFTER EIGHT YEARS AND OVER 72 HOURS OF
STORIES, GAME OF "GAME OF THRONES" FAINLLY CAME TO AN END
LAST NIGHT.
EVERYBODY IS STILL BUZZING ABOUT IT BECAUSE WATCHING "GAME OF
THRONES" IS KIND OF LIKE RUNNING A MARATHON.
EVEN IF YOU CHOSE NOT TO TAKE PART, ARE YOU STILL FORCED TO
LISTEN TO PEOPLE AT WORK TALK ABOUT IT.
BUT IT IS KIND OF SAD THAT "GAME OF THRONES" IS OVER.
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE ARE JUST NOW REALIZING THAT MOST OF THEIR
FRIENDSHIPS WERE BUILT ENTIRELY ON SHARING A SINGLE HBO PASS
WORD.
SHOULD WE GET TOGETHER NEXT WEEK, NO, I'M GOOD, ACTUALLY,
I'M ALL RIGHT.
SO NOW IF YOU WANT TO WATCH DOZENS OF ODD CHARACTERS SCHEME
FOR POWER YOU WILL NEED TO START FOLLOWING THE 2020 DEMOCRATIC
RACE.
(APPLAUSE) DEPRESSINGLY SIMILAR.
DID YOU GUYS SEE THE SCENE IN LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE FANS
SPOTTED SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE.
LACK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS HERE, LOOK, A PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE.
(LAUGHTER) I GT TO SAY, THIS NEVER WOULD
HAVE HAPPENED UNDER QUEEN CERSEI, IT JUST WOULDN'T.
A COUPLE OF WEAKS AGO ITS WITH A COFFEE CUP, THIS WEEK A WATER
BOTTLE.
I'M JUST IMLAD THEY ENDED THE SHOW BEFORE ACCIDENTALLY
REPLACING THE IRON THRONE WITH A KELG OF KEYSTONE LIGHT.
BUT THERE WAS ANOTHER HUGE MISTAKE IN THE SHOW, I'M NOT
SURE IF YOU CAUGHT IT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SCENE RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
DO YOU SEE IT, DID YOU SEE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT, DRAGONS AREN'T REAL.
(LAUGHTER) MOVING ON.
MOVING ON, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM "THE NEW YORK
TIMES," EMPLOYEES AT DEUTSCHE BANK FLAGGED ACCOUNTS BELONGING
TO DONALD TRUMP IN 2016 AND 2017 FOR SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITIES
RELATED TO POTENTIAL MONEY LAUNDERING.
BUT BANK EXECUTIVES CHOSE NOT TO REPORT IT TO THE GOVERNMENT.
I MEAN YEAH, BUT LISTEN-- YEAH, YOU SAY THAT, I WOULDN'T WANT
PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I LOANED MONEY TO DONALD TRUMP EITHER.
(LAUGHTER) WE'RE JOKING.
THIS WHOLE THING IS AN OUTRAGE, IT IS.
NOT WATER BOTTLE ON "GAME OF THRONES" LEVEL OF OUTRAGE BUT IT
IS STILL OUTRAGE US.
BANK EMPLOYEES GREW SUSPICIOUS WHEN THEY NOTICED LARGE SUMS OF
MONEY BEING TRANSFERRED TO RUSSIA.
ALSO THIS IS ANOTHER RED FLAG, TRUMP HADN'T MADE A PAYMENT TO A
PORN STAR IN WEEKS.
(LAUGHTER) WEEKS!
AND WE SAW THIS STORY THAT WE THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN SWEDEN RECENTLY DISCOVERED PREHISTORIC
HUMAN DNA ON A A $10,000-- TEN,000 YEAR OLD PIECE
OF CHEWING GUM.
YEAH, 20,000 YEAR OLD CHEWING GUM.
NOT TO BE CON FAASED WITH REGULAR CHEWING GUM WHICH AFTER
30 SECONDS TASTES 10,000 YEARS OLD.
BUT THEY TRACKED THE DNA FROM THREE DRCH PEOPLE OFF ONE PIECE
OF GUM, YES.
I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON 10,000 YEARS AGO BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE THINGS GOT PRETTY FREAKY.
ARC WROL GUESTS DISCOVERED-- ARCHAEOLOGISTS
DISCOVERED IT IN SWEDEN.
HERE IS HOW THEY FOUND IT.
THEY WERE LIKE AW, MAN.
(LAUGHTER) AND FINALLY SOME NEWS FROM MY
HOMELAND.
THE ROYAL FAMILY IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP THE
QUEEN OF ENGLAND SET UP AN ONLINE PRESENCE.
YEAH, THE QUEEN IS JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA.
THE FIRST TASK IS TEACHING THE QUEEN HOW TO DO DUCK LIPS.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH, IT'S TRUE, QUEEN ELIZABETH
GETTING O ON TO SOCIAL MEDIA.
I GUESS IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO START NETWORKING ON LINKED N YOU
KNOW.
THAT NEXT JOB IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
IT IS-- BUT SHE IS REALLY TAKING TO IT.
IN FACT, HERE IS THE VERY FIRST TWEET FROM THE QUEEN, YAAAS SLAT