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- Oh, I am Bread.
Another stressful game that you guys just want to kill me with.
- Everyone says it's impossible.
- I know it's hard, because the controls
are supposed to be really weird.
- I feel like...
Actually, I feel like I'm gonna do bad.
- I haven't played this before but I've watched it.
You have to get toasted.
And the better toasted you get, the higher grade you get.
- Oh, I already played this. I hate this game!
It makes me so angry, heh-heh.
Oh, I'm gonna be very embarrassed very soon.
- Become the toast?
- "Become toast."
Yep, I assume-- oh god.
- All right, so we're just-- oh, right off the bat. Okay.
- How do you move?
- Okay, I know that there's the L-B. Like, it grips.
- Okay. I think I got it. I'll eventually get the hang of it.
- All right, so we have to find something to get toasted on.
- Oh, you have to get to the toaster.
I can't. I'm too scared.
- Is there gonna be a toaster in this bedroom?
- I'm assuming it's all the way the farthest place I could go,
which is, like, over there.
- There's a lamp. I think that might work.
- I want to fall in the bed. But I see stuff on it,
and I feel like that would mess up my edibility.
- I'm just gonna have to, like, wing it.
So I'ma go onto the bed.
Okay, the bed is clean. We're good.
- Whoa. Okay. Aah.
Oh, oh.
(giggling) I can't do this. This is so hard.
- YOLO, I don't care.
(timer rattling) Oh no, I'm-- shoot.
Oh god. Is it right in my face?
I already died. Like, I spent two minutes trying.
- (straining) Oh. Oh. Oh.
(timer rattling) Oh.
I need to-- okay. I was dying. I was dying there.
- It's extremely difficult to move bread.
No-no-no. No, no, no!
(grunts) Stop. Okay, we're good. We're good.
- I swear, guys, this game makes me so angry.
'Cause it just doesn't work!
- Come on. I need to get up before--
The grip. Okay.
(alert) Oh, oh!
(timer rattling)
- I'm losing edibility.
Aw.
Ugh, I fell on the floor and I'm not edible anymore.
- (grunts fiercely)
(sucks air through teeth) Abort, abort!
Abort! (wheezes) No, I'm dead. I'm dead.
No, get--
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I just died.
You can't eat germy bread, so I failed.
- I'm trying to climb. Aah. Aah.
I just-- oh my god. (nervously) Oh my god.
No! (timer rattling)
I'm-- become-- I'm dying.
I'm becoming gross. I'm-- I'm--
(sighs in disappointment) I died.
- (Finebros) Okay, so you get one more chance.
Do you think you'll beat it this time?
- I'm probably not, but I'm just gonna try.
- I should probably think of a path before I start.
I think the wall should be a good path.
- We're gonna start slow. Okay.
And can I just look around first?
But then the picture's gonna be in my way,
and I'm gonna fall off again.
I'm gonna hop on the window to get to that dresser.
That's my plan.
- (nervously) No, no, no...
- No. Oh, look, look. I'm already on the floor.
(timer rattling)
Wait, wait. Go up!
- (shakily) No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no... (chuckles)
(quietly) Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh wait.
I wanna-- I'm fine.
- All right. (grunts) Go.
- I'm just gonna move like this for the whole time.
It's taking all my concentration to move one piece of toast.
- This is not natural. Toast shouldn't move at all.
Like, bread should not be moving in the first place.
I think I'm actually getting the hang of it now.
- All right. Now I'm gonna go up and then to the windowsill.
- I'm just gonna go to the edge of the bed
and try to get a better look.
- Oh.
I was so close to jumping in that Band-Aid.
- (grunts)
Go, move.
(bottle clatters) All right. We're good.
- (grunts)
Oh, okay. Oh, all right. Good start, good start.
- Yeah, there we go. There we go, okay. Okay. Grab it.
Swing. Ooh.
Okay, I'm back where I was before.
- Okay.
(whimpers)
All right. All right. All right.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I didn't fall off yet.
(nervously) Aah.
No! No!!
Oh my gosh!
Where is he? Where is he? That way, that way, that way.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Ugh. You know what? I'm just gonna move this way.
- Oh my gosh, my edibility is 57%.
Ew, is that-- ew!
Is that the Band-Aid?
Ew, there's so many things stuck to my bread.
- (grunts) No, no.
R-B. Dude, it's, like, upside-down--
Are you for-- are you for real?
- All the surfaces are pretty even from this point on.
(grunts fiercely) I'm falling.
Can I go up please? Can you go up?
Can you-- can you please proceed upwards?
No, no, no. Don't fall. Don't fall. Don't fall. Don't fall.
(chortles) I'm just chilling.
- Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, that's a trashcan? (timer rattling)
(growls in frustration)
No!!!
(whines) No!!
Well, I got farther this time.
I almost made it. I was halfway there.
- I don't know what to do.
Like, I go up there; there's hair right there.
I go down there; that's in the floor.
- Okay, I'm slowly going downwards.
I'm slowly dying.
My grip's gone.
(chortles) I've been stuck here for, like--
Okay. (timer rattling)
Can you-- can you go?
Dang.
You think you understand the controls.
And then when you're in a tight spot, you can't even do anything.
You're just stuck.
- I almost fell. That would've been bad.
I'm gonna go up the wall.
Like, I'm gonna do the little flippies up the wall.
And then I'm gonna do flippies to the side.
- Gotta focus right here.
(straining) Wait. Grab on, grab on.
(startled grunt) (in relief) Oh.
Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
All right. All right.
All right. Sweet.
Dude, that was sketchy. That was sketchy!
- It's already disgusting. Nobody would eat this.
I'm sorry. (titters) I failed the bread.
Okay, I'm starting to get the hang of it.
Oh, what? What happened?
Is anything clean in this apartment?
- 100% edibility, you know, only five minutes in.
And now I've just made it across the bed.
I mean, I'm pretty proud of that.
- I'm going for it. Doin' it.
Come on.
(fiercely) Come on!
(controller vibrating) Come on!
Huh! Okay, I made it.
- Gonna maneuver across these walls.
Yo, that was MLG right there. You saw how fast that was?
Oh no! Aah!
I fell. I fell.
Okay. Uh... um... (timer rattling)
It's over.
I'm at-- I'm at 50% right now. That's not good.
I gotta do this quick. I gotta do this quick.
I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it.
(nervously) Go, go, go, go.
Oh, the controller's shaking! (yelps)
(sighs in relief) That was just adding to the pressure.
- No. No. All right, it's over.
No... where am I?
Hey! (nervously) No! No, no.
No! Mm! No. L-B.
Oh, I'm so good at this.
I'm so good at this.
- I'm going a little too high.
(straining) Oh... oh...
I think I glitched into the shelf but it saved me.
Oh! Jelly. Get some jelly on here.
- I'm at, like, 50 right now.
So-- (gasps, sighs in relief)
So I have to be super careful.
The jelly gives you more grip.
Oh, see? Look at that. Look at that. I'm sticky right now.
I'm the grippiest bread in the world.
- Oh! Right here, right here.
Drop.
What the? What the hell are those?
Those are, like, erasers? What are those?
- Uh, gotta get onto the skateboard, but it's kinda moving.
Oh! No!
- See? The jam does help.
I'm sticking. I'm not even using grip.
And... hold on, hold on. Almost there. Almost there.
(fiercely) Aah!
(sighs in relief) This game.
- Grip's almost up. I'm over though.
Come on. Flop. Okay, here we go.
It's gonna be first try. First try. I'm making it.
- I already have 98%. I got all these things on me.
And I didn't lose anything from that.
Yeah! Let's go! Screw your painting.
All right, this wall is so dirty--
Oh! Nope.
No! No! (timer rattling)
(controller clatters) Dude.
I was all-- oh my gosh.
I died. I flew right into the pencil shavings.
I went from 98% to 0 in, like, three seconds.
We're almost there. I can see--
I can see... the end goal.
- Here we go. Woo! Parkour.
(straining) Oh! No regrets!
Okay. Saved it. Almost died.
Come on.
(controller vibrates) Come on! (grunts)
(breathes sharply)
Come on. Oh!
Phew! Okay.
Man, this toast-- it's been through a lot.
- All right, I'm gonna try to flip right here.
All right, all right. Okay.
Boom.
- (grunts)
Come on. Okay.
- I'm officially all the way across the room
from where I started.
It took a while, but I'm here.
This was the thing I was hoping would toast me.
But no, we're gonna have to get to that ironing board.
I think this chair will fall over if we launch ourself out.
- Maybe I'll parkour onto the lamp...
and then sit right where the bulb is.
Oh, knock it over. Knock it over. Go!
There we go.
- Yeah, this is a bad plan. Who came up with this?
Maybe if I, like, just climb up here and swing the chair back...
I'm trying to make it fall, but it's not working.
I don't know. I feel like I can make it if I just--
Aah! (groans in relief)
Let's... get... to this.
Oh, it does. Okay, sweet.
- The toast things came up.
Okay. Toasting the one side. Got to get the other side toasted.
- All right, I'm turning toast right now.
We want 100%, and then I gotta flip and get to the backside.
Go.
Okay, okay, sweet. It's cooking. It's cooking.
- First try: getting the toast done!
- All right. We're almost there. We're almost there.
Okay. Stop.
(controller vibrates) Wait, is that good?
Or do I have to be at 100? (timer dings)
(timer dings) - Oh--
I am toast. I am now toast.
- Hey, I did it. I don't know if E is good or bad.
But I did it. I'm toast.
- D?! What?!
Come on, I went through a lot.
Thought that deserved at least a C.
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- It's been a loaf of fun. See ya!
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