- Previously on
"Shahs of Sunset"...
- I want you to be my man of honor.
- Are you serious?
- Yes!
- Shut the (BLEEP) up!
- I have a piece of jewelry
I was interested in seeing its value.
I'm not gonna give the ring back,
so I just need to figure out what I want to do with it.
- I think it's worth...
$165,000.
If you want-- - What?
- What up?
- I'm project-managing Mike's house.
I've put in
hundreds of hours.
This is a problem.
I'm sweating, I'm so angry. - [giggling]
- You guys!
We're going to mother----ing Vegas
for MJ's bachelorette party!
Mike, is Morgan coming to Las Vegas?
- If Morgan comes, it's a much tamer version of Mike.
Do I want her to go?
I know you hate Vegas. Do you want to come?
No.
Come the second night.
- I'll come in late Thursday.
- ♪ Cut a lot of girls, cut a lot of checks ♪
♪ That's the life here on Sunset ♪
♪ Rich and famous, I am success ♪
♪ Met her at Les Deux and she do love sex ♪
♪ I'ma sip this, you do the rest ♪
♪ You know what you do, you do the best ♪
♪ Do me a favor, lose the dress ♪
♪ We run LA ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- [sighing] Okay, that's that.
♪ ♪
[knocking on door]
♪ ♪
- Sup. - Sup!
How's it going?
- Good, man, how are you?
- Oh, dope, you got some coffee.
- And bagels.
- Oh, my God, look at them.
- Hi, bubbas.
Mikey, who's watching your dogs
while we're away?
- David is.
- Oh, my God.
[knocking] Hello?
What up? - What up, Nessy?
- Wish me luck.
Because where I'm going, I'm gonna need it.
Vegas was built
for three things.
Sinning,
gambling,
and bachelorette parties.
[knocking] - Mo-cedes!
- Can I leave my bag right out here?
Is anybody gonna steal it?
This is a rough neighborhood. - No. No.
- I'm gonna bust out the gold and green eyeshadow.
I'm gonna go
and I'm gonna gamble
and drink and
hopefully remember nothing.
- Is the bride ready?
- Oh, hi. - Hi!
- You guys, Tommy and his friends aren't coming.
- Why? - That's okay.
- Tommy threw down the hammer
and he said,
"Go and party on your own."
And then right before I leave,
he's like, "You better not do anything
that I don't like, otherwise..."
I literally didn't pack a single pair of underwear.
- Good to know.
- That's your future husband's problem--
business, not me.
- You guys! Our car is here.
- I'm gonna win so much money.
It's all good.
I'll bail us all out of jail.
My dad and I
had the best memories
when I had my driver's license
and we drove to Vegas.
And he taught me that when you
win or lose,
your expression on your face
doesn't change.
And, by the way,
I'm gonna bet on his number,
and I'm gonna win.
♪ ♪
You guys,
I need to have my titties
sucked this weekend.
both: What?
- I need to have my titties
sucked this weekend.
- MJ's attitude
when it comes to bachelorette parties
is really hardcore.
- Well, we're like two houses down and you--
- Thought it was a good time to say it.
- I was so excited for my bachelor party.
But MJ had made it into
the most debaucherous, disgusting,
hot mess of a night
that I have ever been
involved in and with.
- Whoo!
- I remember lots of dick things.
I remember having underwear on my head.
I remember making out with strippers.
- I've got some assorted condoms.
- What?
But I'm gonna not do her dirty
the way she did me dirty.
And I actually do want to see her get married.
I'm really excited that GG's gonna
(BLEEP) Nema.
- [laughing]
- Nema's told me that he really wants you.
- You never know, it's Vegas.
I'm single, he's single...
- You need to give it a-- give him some.
♪ ♪
- Hey, it's me.
I just sent the last bit.
This is the last thing I can do for work
before I'm off on the flight
and unavailable for three days.
So this is, this is on you from now on.
It's a small $800 overage
just to cover the last bit
it's asking me one time.
But once I'm in Vegas, don't bother me.
- Sherv. What's going on, dude?
- Good to see you, bud.
- You're rocking the cornrows, huh?
- Yeah, you know, I got all this sh-- for the man bun.
- Yeah, with the blue hair.
She got the blue hair, you got the cornrows.
- I'm wearing a blue wig because
the color's sexy.
- No, the blue, for...
I like the blue.
- I can't even stick to
one color lipstick, let alone one color hair.
I always gotta switch it up.
I'm a wig whore, babe.
Like, the identities that I create
with these bitches...
Why wouldn't you want to create
another character for you?
I mean, I'm going to Sin City.
Wait, what?
You don't need to know my real name.
You don't need to know
what color hair I really have.
Like, let me be who I want to be.
- This is a lot of body
for the Burbank airport.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
- Hey, sexy bobo.
- [indistinct]
- Hi. - Hi, girl, how are you?
- Whoo!
- Yes, yes!
♪ ♪
- Um, we have a friend with a man bun.
- Where did you go get those ----ing cornrows done?
- I got them done.
- I am feeling the cornrows.
pilot: Thank you so much for choosing Southwest Airlines.
[all cheering]
- Yeah!
♪ ♪
- Look at the car I got you!
- Yes! [all laughing]
- Oh, hell, yeah! - The Inferno.
You know there's a stripper pole in there.
- Are you our man?
- I love my car.
- Scoot down, the bachelorette is here.
♪ ♪
- Hey, drink up, girls.
The more you drink, the sexier I get.
And the funnier.
- Could you drop me off
at the Spearmint Rhino please?
- Mike wants to go to Spearmint Rhino
and check up on all his hoes.
- I spent most of my 20s in Vegas.
And once you make a connection in Vegas,
that connection will never forget you.
This is my old friend.
She runs sh-- in Vegas.
- You run Vegas?
- She runs Vegas.
- Show them how we used to do it in Vegas.