Dragonface: That granny put up one heck of a fight, but I finally got her across the street. Score one for justice!
Vav: Fantastic work, Dragonface.
Dragonface: What's got you down, Vav? Aren't you happy we're helping people?
Vav: All I've ever wanted to do was to help people. But the more I try, the more I hurt them.
Dragonface: you mean X-Ray, don't you?
Vav: Not just him- everyone! I try so hard to do what's right but I only make things worse.
Vav: sometimes I wonder if the best thing to do is... nothing.
Dragonface: Don't blame yourself, buddy.
Dragonface: People don't always know they need help. Like that old lady. She said she was fine, but I helped the crap out of her!
*distant screaming*
Dragonface: Sometimes you just gotta do something. At least, that's what my court order therapist tells me.
Vav: Uh, we're still talking about the old biddy, right?
Dragonface: Want some of my Super Milk™? It'll make you feel invincible!
Vav: I'll pass.
Ash: Alright, let's see how my first post is doing.
Ash: Oh, a comment!
Ash: Maybe this wasn't the best career move.
Ash: Yeah, sure thing, you con artist.
Ash: Wait a second!
Vav: *from flashback* Bloody hell! he's lost his mom!
X-Ray: *from flashback* He's getting weaker? I bet I can take him out!
Ash: Holy cow!
Hilda: Aaand perfect!
Rusty: You've been working on THAT this whole time?
Hilda: Yup, it just needs a catalyst of some kind.
Rusty: Oh no you don't! The rest of my gold teeth are staying put.
ORF: Firmware update complete! We will be an unstoppable force of terror and destruction! Fun!
Hilda: I'm feeling pretty good about our chances!
Ash: I wouldn't be so sure
Rusty: Gah! Nixon!
Ash: You should really keep that locked.
Hilda: I know you. You're that reporter lady who screwed everything up!
Ash: I know things got bad, but I'm here to help fix them.
Rusty: Yeah, I've seen these ads all over the city. That little cartoon cow sure is cute!
Ash: Mogar's strength comes from this milk, and The Mad King is harnessing its source- his mother!
Ash: And now he's turned it into a product to be consumed by the masses!
Hilda: This doesn't really sound like a diabolical plot.
Rusty: It could be just phase one. If I know anything about these evil genius types they love phases.
Hilda: We should increase our numbers in case of surprises.
Ash: If X-Ray and Vav could just see each other's point of view, then I'm sure they can work it out.
Ash: Rusty, can you get them in the same room together?
Rusty: Luring people into rooms used to be my job description.
Rusty: You got any inside connections left at Local Hap'n'ins?
Ash: Nearly everyone there owes me a favor, what's the plan?
Mogar: Please forgive me, mother. You were right here, in front of my eyes.
Mogar: Mogar was consumed by his search, and forgot not to trust strangers.
Mogar's Mother: *moos*
Mogar: Thank you, mother. Mogar is glad you are still proud of him.
Mad King: Time to get to work, you two.
Dragonface: Wow! Did you see how far that one went? I've never thrown something so far in my life!
X-Ray: Gimme another round!
Bartender: No. You've both had enough.
X-Ray: I'll tell you when we've had enough!
X-Ray: Do you have any idea who I am?
Bartender: and take your stupid rock with you!
Paper Boy: Extra Extra! Read all about it! Town continues to flourish and prosper thanks to Mad King! Extra!
X-Ray: Dwayne, look at this!
Vav: I think there's something kind of coded message in this advert.
Dragonface: Wow! Just like Bond James Bond!
Vav: It seems like someone's warning us about the Mad King's next move. They want us to check out Monarch Labs.
Dragonface: That someone could be in trouble!
Vav: But what if I'm tying to help a person who doesn't want help again?
Dragonface: Damn it, Vav. Listen to yourself! You ARE doing the right thing!
Dragonface: Sometimes, things have to get worse before they can get better. And you need to keep trying to make it right, instead of giving up!
Vav: Wow, Dragonface!
Dragonface: I know, I said a cuss, I'm sorry!
Vav: No, you're right! We can't give up! I can't give up! Help is on the way!
Dragonface: It says "Monarch Farms division". I'll bet this is it.
Vav: It doesn't look any- GET DOWN!
Vav: I saw movement. Could be a guard. I'll ambush them. You back me up.
Vav: Ready! Set!
Both: Go!
X-Ray: What are you doing here?
Vav: Responding to the ad in the paper! What are you doing here?
Dragonnface: Hi-ya!
Dragonface: Wait, no one's fighting.
Rusty: Surprise!
Ash: I told you not to open with that!
Hilda: Intervention time, nerds!
Ash:This city needs you two to come together to overthrow the Mad King! It's now or never!
X-Ray: Leave the hero work to the professionals, lady. You can write about how I saved the day afterwards.
Vav: you should let ME handle this, while you work out your abandonment issues! I'll have plenty of time.
X-Ray: Oh, that's it!
Vav: How dare you shoot at me?!
Both: Ow! Ow! Stop it, you're stretching my suit! Watch the hair!
Hilda: This is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Dragonface: You think you're hot stuff? Take this!
Dragonface: Ah, help! The rock's got me pinned!
Hilda: Aaand just like that, I stand corrected.
Ash: Now this isn't what I had in mind at all.
Mad King: But I did.
Mad King: After all, what can you expect when you rest your hope on these two?
Vav: You! We're here to stop you! From... doing whatever you're doing!
Mad King: Still haven't figured it out? How could you, when you've been so busy fighting each other?
Ash: Mogar... he looks awful.
Vav: What did you do to him?
Mad King: Just sped up his weaning process. Mogar's serving as an additional organic fuel source.
X-Ray: Additional?
Mad King: Behold, Mogar's so-callled "mother"!
Mad King: Her strength enhancing milk used to be just a myth, until now.
Chef: I make food for asylum, tell Mad King of cow's legend. He promised me fame and fortune, if I could bring him the beast.
Chef: Once we're done here, I'll sell her magic meat and make millions!
Mad King: I told you, she's not magical!
Mad King: It's a mutation in the cow's genetic makeup that makes-
Mad King: Never mind, it's magic.
Mad King: But now, with the Energized Dairy Gathering Absorption Rig (EDGAR), we can harness her strength for ourselves!
Mogar: You... fiends...
Mad King: Recruiting Mogar proved to be a challenge, until you all tried to help him
Mad King: With nowhere else to turn, he easily joined my side.
Hilda: How did I not catch any of this?! I was the company's fricking CEO!
Mad King: Simple-minded Hilda, you were never truly in charge while I was gone, you merely filled in a space on a document.
Rusty: So, you're doping everybody with calcium, big deal.
Mad King: This is only phase one of my plan.
Mad King: Phase two is set to commence... now.
Mogar: *screaming*
Dragonface: No, my super strength, what happened?
Hilda: Rusty, you traitor!
Rusty: I couldn't help it! The cow was too precious!
Mad King: What lovely, weak test subjects the citizens will make for me!
Ash: You're not getting away with this! We'll make sure of it!
Mad King: Unlikely.
Mad King: I wonder what feels worse: That you were so unaware of this, or the fact that I made sure you felt you in control
Mad King: *evil laughter*