ITALY SUPREME COURT HAS RULED THAT
PUBLIC MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME.
THIS CAME AFTER THE CASE
OF A 69 YOUR OLD MAN IDENTIFIED ONLY AS PL WAS CAUGHT
MASTURBATING IN A CITY ON SICILY'S EAST COAST AND HE WAS
CONVICTED IN MAY 2015 AFTER HE MASTURBATED IN FRONT OF STUDENTS
FROM THE UNIVERSITY AND ACCORDING TO THE MAN WAS
SENTENCED TO THREE MONTH IN PRISON AND ORDERED TO PAY A FINE
OF ABOUT $3600.
THAT IS SENSE BEEN OVERTURNED.
WITH THE NEW
RULING AND IT HAS BEEN SENT BACK TO THE LOCAL COURTS TO DETERMINE
EXACTLY WHAT THE ADMINISTRATIVE FIND WHICH WILL BE THE FUNDAMENT
PUNISHMENT NOW WILL BE.
IT REMAINS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE IN
BASICALLY EVERYWHERE ELSE, PUBLIC MASTURBATION, WHERE
DOES LEAD TO A JAIL SENTENCE.
THIS COULD HAVE REAL-WORLD EFFECT ON ME BECAUSE I AM GOING
TO ITALY OVER THE SUMMER, RELATIVE IS GETTING MARRIED THAT
I AM FOREWARNED.
GET READY ITALIANS.
HE IS COMING, AND WE OWN THE FINISH LINE.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY COMING.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I WAS GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE OF THE
LAW, I WAS WORRIED THAT OTHERS WOULD TAKE IT OF IN FRONT OF US.
QUITE SURE.
IS FINE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T DO IT IN FRONT OF A MINOR, IT IS
FINE ACCORDING TO THIS COURT.
BUT IS IT?
WHAT WE THINK?
HAVING GROWN UP IN AMERICA AND BEING SLIGHTLY PRUDISH
BECAUSE OF THAT I THINK REALLY?
THIS IS KOSHER?
THIS IS COOL; A FLY?
CHECK OUT HOW LIBERAL I AM, I HAD ONE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
WHICH NEVER OCCURRED BEFORE I READ THE STORY.
I LIVE IN YOUR, THEIR A LOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE, WHERE THEY
SUPPOSED TO DO THEIR THING?
IF NONPUBLIC QUESTION MY.
I WANTED US TO PLAY THAT CLIP FROM THE SUBWAY WHERE THE WOMAN
IS LIKE GET OFF, I DON'T CARE THAT IT IS NOT YOUR STOCK.
I WILL FOLK YOU UP.
I AM A CRAZY BENCH.
THAT'S PERFECT FOR THIS.
I DUTIES MASTURBATING ON A NEW YORK SUBWAY.
AND THE WOMAN IS SITTING NEXT TO HIM ACROSS FROM THEM?
ACROSS.
SHE LIT INTO AN.
SHE SPEAKS FOR ME AND I SENT STOP AND NOW IN ITALY THEY
WOULD BE LIKE HAVE AUDIT.
AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO MINORS.
PEOPLE ALWAYS START TRAVELING WITH KIDS LIKE COME ON YOUR
WITH ME.
WHAT THE OPPOSITE INTENTION OF HOW THAT SOUNDS.
THEY DON'T WANT ANY FRIENDLY FIRE INCIDENTS.
HERE'S MY TAKE THAT WE HAVE MOVEMENTS LIKE FREE THE NIBBLE,
LET WOMEN BREAST-FEED THEIR CHILDREN, AND YOU CAN ARGUE WITH
THAT, THAT IS NOT SEXUAL?
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN ARGUE THAT
MAX PATIENT IS NOT SEXUAL AT THE VERY LEAST IT IS A PUBLIC HEALTH
HAZARD.
YEAH ESPECIALLY WHEN GUYS DO IT.
ON THE OTHER HAND.
I THINK A WOMAN DOING IT WOULD BE FAR MORE ELABORATE
FOR A PUBLIC SETTING GOT THIS IS ALL VERY DISGUSTING YOU'RE
MAKING ME DISCOVER MY INNER PRUDE HERE.
YOU CAN DO THAT IN PUBLIC.
TO BE CLEAR, THEY ARE SAYING DECRIMINALIZED BECAUSE THE
GUYS THOUGH GOING TO GET FINE.
AND IN FACT HIS FINE IS GOING TO BE MORE MONEY THAN HE
WAS THE FIRST TIME.
BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO PRISON.
BUT IF YOU DO MASTURBATE PUBLICLY AND FOR THE MEYER
CD FACE UP TO 4 1/2 YEARS PRISON TIME.
USES NEW FIND OUT HE WAS FINE $3600 BUT HIS NEW FIND IS GOING
TO BE BETWEEN $5600 AND $33,000.
THERE IS NO WAY A GUY WHO
MASTURBATES IN PUBLIC HAS $5000 LYING AROUND TO PAY A FINE.
OTHERWISE HE WOULD JUST GOTTEN AN ITALIAN HOOKER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME IF HE DID.
RICH PUBLIC MASTURBATOR.
I'VE GOT IT, WHATEVER.
GET BACK ON THE SUBWAY.
BUT IT IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION.
IF YOU SAID THERE WAS
NO PENALTY AT ALL, I THINK MAYBE WE ARE ALL AMERICANS AND THAT
WOULD BE WEIRD, BUT WE VOTE NO.
YOU CAN JUST GO AROUND TOWN LIKE
THAT.
WE OWN THE FINISH LINE ON ANOTHER RACE.
SUCH REMAKES A LITTLE BETTER I GUESS.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF
YOU SAY IF YOU DO THAT, WE ARE GOING TO FIND THE LIVING CRAP
OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ALL OF US ON COMFORTABLE, IT
MIGHT BE LIKE A $25,000 FINE AND YOU ARE GOING TO THINK ABOUT
OWNING THE FINISH LINE THE NEXT TIME.
I AM SO GLAD WE MADE THAT A THING.
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN PRISON FOR DOING THAT.
I
KIND OF AGREE WITH THE ITALIANS PARTLY BECAUSE YOU CONVINCE ME
WITH A HOMELESS POINT.
THAT POOR GUY, WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?
IN THAT CASE, THEY SHOVE A PUBLIC SUBSIDY FOR THEIR
FINES AS WELL.
NEW BERNIE PROPOSAL.
THAT'S A LIBERAL POSITION.
WHEN I RUN I'M RUNNING ON SUBSIDIES FOR HOMELESS
PUBLIC MASTURBATION.
THERE WILL BE SHELTERS JUST FOR THAT.
WE ARE MISSING THE POINT BECAUSE SENDING YOU GOT A PRISON
OR NOT, ODDS ARE THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO
BE SENDING TO PRISON.
HE IS PROBABLY MENTALLY DISTURBED.
IS PROBABLY SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP, OR ANTHONY WEINER.
THEN HE COULD BUY HIS WAY OUT.
HE WAS DOING IN PUBLIC?
IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.
EVERY DAY I THINK GOD THAT I
DON'T HAVE A SIX PACK BECAUSE EVERYONE OF THOSE GUYS
WEINER THAT'S WHY HE DID IT.
HE IS A SIXPACK, HE IS THE THING GOING ON, HE IS LIKE WHO
CAN I SEND THIS TO?
HE DID IT BECAUSE OF A VERY TROUBLED JEWISH UPBRINGING.
YOU THINK THAT'S WHY?
THERE'S A LOT OF JEWS WHO ARE NOT AS TROUBLE.
I KNOW INCLUDING AT THIS TABLE.
I'M SUPER INTERESTED IN HIS MOM THOUGHT.
ANTHONY WEINER'S MOM?
TOTALLY.
WE OWN THE FINISH LINE MRS.
WEINER.
WHAT, WHY?
I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP THAT.
YOU SHOULD SEE IF SHE'S ON TWITTER MAN.
FLIGHT INTO THEM DM'S.
I DO KNOW ONE THING, WE WOULD'VE READ THIS AND THOUGHT
MAYBE A LITTLE TRIP TO TUSCANY.