Well I did it it only took three sleep-deprived nights a mini mental
breakdown and a slight elapsed into depression but I fucking did it I have a
Steven universe theory y'all have been eagerly awaiting one for me I'm not
gonna lie I was totes feeling the pressure but I prevailed and I return to
you triumphant hold on to your underwear skinnies because we're about to get wild
and freaky
yo what is up my beautiful viruses CDC here with the City University to end all
a series at least until the next one to anyone new to my channel hello and
welcome to my little insane corner of the YouTube square the motto of this
channel is complete and utter random our city and describe to forever be weird
and different in this video I attempt to do the impossible
create a unique and cohesive can't I know I know that is inconceivable at
this point every possible theory regarding this show has been done and
I'll be honest the universe has reached a point Robert Falls did right before
with me getting everything has been made done and talked about and I'd rather
slice my own wrists then regurgitate the mindless crap
everyone else is turning out like for real guys do these people sit around and
have a meeting of the type of videos will upload back-to-back each week so
what's the current hot topic of Steven universe theory is this week panel
covering her miles over with a hand I had something I wanted to say on this
topic but it's already being covered so I decided to do what today she had a my
famously said and I'm gonna use that big brain of mine and take my way out look
for a new angle and then hit me everyone is so focused on why Pro
covered her mouth who made her cover it when it happened but only a few people
asked what is it she is insane and I'm not just talking about what she may I
saw or what not but I mean the grand scope of things we're not just gonna
think of the why what who and when but the whole it's because it doesn't make
sense that's right we are about to uncover the entire diamond conspiracy
and to do that we need to rewind we need to go back and figure out what the hell
is going on I knew better to turn to them my man the all thing Oracle that is
Ronaldo but in this case he offers nothing new to my theory side note he
did confirm the white diamond mine control theory people had
and also sight side note during my research I found that exactly once the
University of the light takes place but I'll tell you towards the end of the
video because right now I'm gonna try and debunk the entire madness that is
this show called saving universe now the reason why this theory is such a hard
nut to crack is because a large chunk of the puzzle we need to solve is missing
and no one can truly know what is going on till the missing pieces are fully
given and that's just fancy talk to me saying do not come back and crucify me
if this theory turns out to be wrong so let's begin now at this point pre all
kind of says that from Greuther accounts own deductions that the only person
capable of shattering a diamond is a diamond like in real life only a diamond
can be used to cut itself among other things but you know there's liberties so
for most people the likely culprit are either one of the three diamonds blue
yellow and they have to be mentioned white so most people have canceled our
blue for abusing are giving yellow this pink eye but for the sake of equality
I'm gonna give no one the benefit of the dark I regard everyone as a conference
another question remains who done it who has the most to gain from pink diamond
pink on its blue diamond home with pink diamond gone entire colony sectors and
little trinkets or yellow diamond who gets all her soldiers and probable tech
or maybe white will get what what could bite them and possibly gain from pink
diamond being gone it must be pretty important since blue already got the
land and then you got the gems at this point I'm pretty much I in blue diamond
with her fake gas crocodile tears no I see you weep in and such making us
believe you're sad and everything I do trust you
if anything I believe your look is completely innocent because she sort of
wears her emotions on her sleeves I thought the diamonds are good at
hiding their emotions because they are so pretty damn beloved it gets kind of
boring for them which is why yellow had the best response when peridot called
her quad the blue is a diplomat kind of like ambassadors and I don't
trust politicians not even you dad they come pretend unfit for the life of
them just look at her in that will be all she went from crying
to stone cold in a fucking snap I am on to you O beloved diamond but
realistically speaking putting all that aside waiting the number one suspect
here we should have got that Rose couldn't have been the one to shut up
and Emma because she had no way of getting close to her now I know what
you're thinking pearl could have been the one to do it but again no it
couldn't have been pearl because a she was an already known traitor at the time
and B pearl is right here in Ghana story how could pearl be pink or white pearl
which is clearly seen ITIN her so pearl also had no way of getting close to King
Diamond in the first place don't believe me I was gonna make a
Steven universe jump horrible in timeline video but instead here when you
check online for ten lines of Steven universe during the war you get a wonky
recount from different sources but I opted to use that from university Kia
but in doing that I have to concede the rose quartz was made on earth I've never
endorsed that theory because we have words right from pearls mouth that her
garnet arrows came to earth but people argue that business says she was need
right here in the dirt so I'll just leave that for now six thousand years
ago this time life if the Pearl was in fact created before rules and pink
diamond arrived earth Nick heard gem to begin the new colony pink diamond
collects humans for a zoo and pearl witnesses it also corroborating what
I've said in a past video so it really does seem like pearl was pink diamonds
for five thousand seven hundred and fifty years ago the crystal gems are
formed the start resisting homeworld all new rules courses are now recognized as
a trek that removed from Kingdom Rose entourage but blue diamond arrives on
earth while pink diamond is still known to be alive
so all the events of the answer happened before pink diamond siren I I'm just as
surprised as you and was also around this time garnet
mentions that Kingdom I started ravaging the earth so at this point we have two
diamonds on earth pink and blue hmm but it was until 5500
years ago about 250 years later at the rebellion
of begins 500 years later around 5,000
years ago is when she really goes down ping dammit is shattered just
fresh-grated the cluster gets made and business get bubble jump another five
centuries at about four thousand five hundred years the homeworld evacuation
for Earth begins and the Diamonds dispersed the corruption song
now let's unpack everything we know that business was bubbled around the same
time as when pink diamond was shattered but business doesn't know about that so
we can deduce it happened before we know from businesses we know from big we know
from business roses really stands on shattering junk yeah throughout the
galaxy she's known for doing that very things weird
you think the diamond to just take it out seen as by Pearl's own statements
they were it was a maelstrom of destruction and death your mother led us
to glorious victory the odds were against us and our hearts were uncertain
but we chose to fight alongside Road so how can a rebellion up numbered and will
surely face imminent defeat win well if we caught what happened to them as
ruining what if someone needed what happened on earth to happen to for their
own agenda let me explain look at this picture
tell me what seems off to you go on tell me
well for one Rose is missing secondly pink diamond is horribly small for a
diamond she's just about two times as big as garnet here when we see yellow
easily able to pick up her pearl here pearls who are about just a head smaller
than garnet is so unless this image is playing with perspective here pink
diamond is really small next we also see in the image a pink diamond also alone
no pearls I get nothing how can that be according to yellow
diamond they were with her the whole time one of them especially being her
pearl mm-hmm and I was one of the chance that affect her from our hands why she's
the only done with the title renegade instead of the actual soldier leading
the rebellion now one could argue pink diamond likes to do ravaging the planet
alone and I could also argue you're an idiot for thinking that damage I barely
alone when they're sitting down and talking amongst
you really think one would be alone in battle it's clear that Pingdom and may
not have had all these jumps because she was the runt of the litter how much of a
stretch would it be to believe that ping damn I wasn't treated fairly
like other damn ones because she was defective enough color oh come on you
must have made the connection she was so small with disproportionate limbs come
on I have heard a theory before saying that
what if King Diamond was effective because she was supposed to be red
instead so I went back to the color spectrum yes again and check the basic
color scheme and it was sort of right as far as the eyes can see the three
primary colors are red blue and yellow but there's something wrong here
all colors match except pink she came out wrong well what happens to all
colors gems that are defective or come out wrong what happens if they find you
will be sure of colors have been in hiding for what they claim to be eons
now in eons don't have an established set of years and science and Ian is a
billion years whoa I won't agree but I also disagree wait
that's the exact same thing anyway of colors have been around for ages and
we've seen almost clear stance against them what are the odds colours have been
around before Kingdom was created because we do lose Kingdom on was very
young so here's the conundrum when games are made they need to be perfect those
that aren't are shattered because they are useless but then here comes their
new diamond she's supposed to be red and powerful but she comes out pink and
small if we resulting in using jump destabilizers to fight when I severely
doubt diamonds need those like come on yes and I took out the crystal jumps and
save the light no sweat you really believer that man has to do more than
blink to take them out the pink diamond is nearly surrounded and the crystal
gems at the time seem to be putting up a fight it's clear by all indications big
diamond was a disgrace and embarrassment a diamond that just couldn't live up to
the name and obviously one could shatter a
diamond there are two prestigious and and thank them I started creating her
own brand of of colored gems spreading the imperfection making it a norm and
standard it would explain why she only had one colony despite all the others
have been multiple it could explain why she lived so young because her existence
couldn't be allowed because she got her so stiff that she has plans for white
diamond now I don't know about you but it Rebecca said that then an ominous
future is foreboding and it is scary why that man is pure perfect flawless the
ideal standard for a diamond blue and yellow photos would perfectly but red
I'm sorry pink didn't we have blue and yellow
refer to each other by the colors but never once hear them called pink
actually pink well maybe once or twice maybe because her name wasn't supposed
to be pink and if there's one sad truth everyone for living in this world it's
that one strong and powerful man want to get what they want
I'll cover their tracks they start a war for reals how far of a stretch would it
be if white diamond started the war as a way to cover up killing pink diamond
or she saw it as the perfect opportunity to get rid of her The Diamonds could've
easily snuffed out there by then they were clearly outnumbered but instead
chose to drag it out why in hopes that pink diamond will get killed at evident
by her fighting alone maybe rose being missing from this scene I mean she was
out somewhere talking with white diamond a bit of a stretch but still possible
perhaps after pink diamond was murdered and in an effort to cover their tracks
whether Liu saw it or pearl or whoever the Diamonds couldn't even wait for some
of their own soldiers to leave Earth before sending out their time when
corruption song as you can see my demo was clearly present here seen as she was
part of the song but then why wouldn't she be present at the trial for the very
person who shouted one of her own and her side of the pad did let up but we
also see a dark pink pad why would that be there when we know ping demand has
been wiped from all current insignias unless white diamond ever barely pink as
one of hers and saw the whole ordeal as me
never wanting to go where her symbol is still present because neither blue nor
yellow diamond acknowledge White's absent which in and of itself is highly
suspect there are conquered multiple jumps all whites attack pink diamond
from the front but by zircon own statement that not only were that
impossible but whoever did it must have a high enough authority to cover it up
that person being a diamond so what invite them and came down and
did it mind controlled everyone into keeping their mouths shut
and saying otherwise because rules would be the best person to gain for the
murder and they split the corruption song to make sure all the gems left
behind we're never able to speak of it amongst
themselves or even to others or better still she could have just shattered the
diamond and went and did the corruption song just to make sure that the gems
that were there didn't tell the soldiers that were trying to escape like Santy
but the timeline doesn't really support that side of the theory but that's also
a thought that someone can think which makes one wonder why pearls covering her
mouth because it would be very unlikely for her to be making them and at that
time unguarded clearly doesn't know the true just of things if you also see
power really give me when she won't stop rules I kept any secrets from her maybe
knowing that rules is innocent was one of them I don't know you guys I'm fried
at this point and everything is purely speculation so what y'all think did I do
it didn't I give a theory to end all theories why damn my shattered pink
diamond doing the gem rebuilding for the war for Earth she silenced all witnesses
and corrupted them all but one I left the planet for dead earth was just an
instrument a tool in their plan because what if wipe them and mind control group
in the first place to stop the rebellion because we know how germs are too
devoted to their diamonds you never know anyway that's all for my
day today I hope you enjoyed it this may be my last thing in universe theory guys
I'm thinking I'm dropping out of the game cuz well as the honors see
reasonable steam universe has become too mainstream and there are
lot of great theories out there who can do far better jobs than me oh and also
before I forget since I promised the University of the light takes place
between crack the whip and I am my mom that's a little bit obvious but hey I
just saw it online and decided to share so yeah let me know in the comments
below what you think of the steering you have any of your own if I get enough
comments with really great theories I might make a whole video dedicated to
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