At ease.
Just kidding!
Nobody is to be at ease in my presence!
As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge.
That means you have to do as I say, whether you're tall,
short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word sit.
Now, here is our schedule for this evening.
6:00 - 7:00 pm!
Sitting on beds with arms folded.
7:00 - 7:30 pm. Chow.
7:30 - 8:00 pm. Thorough cleaning of Mess Hall.
8:00 pm. Staring at a wall until falling asleep.
Everyone got that?
Ma'am! Yes, ma'am!
Sir! Yes, sir!
Dismissed!
[babbling]
Lily, what are you...
[squealing]
Hey!
What is going on?
Your power trip is over!
We're taking back our Friday nights.
- Power trip? - Just admit it.
You get a sick thrill out of bossing us around.
- Yeah! - You do.
You think I enjoy this?
Unfortunately, I'm the only one who can keep this house
from ending up in a pile of rubble.
It's not like any of you could do it.
Ya huh! Lincoln could.
I could?
We're taking Lincoln!
Lincoln in charge?
Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box.
[meowing]
Oh yeah? Challenge accepted!
Take her away!
You won't last five minutes!
[laughing]
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
Anyone else?
I didn't think so!
[grunting]
Geo! Wanna treat, boy? They're in my back pocket.
Come on. Get ‘em.
A little more. Yow! Too far!
Good boy.
[grunting]
Lori! Lori!
Ha! I knew you wouldn't last five minutes.
It's only been five minutes?
It's a madhouse down there!
You gotta help me!
Nah, I'm thinking, Lincoln, you handle it.
I can't! You're the only one who can keep this house
from ending up in a pile of rubble!
- Or ashes. - And?
And I couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box.
- And? - I'm sorry.
That's all I needed to hear.
Let's roll.
I don't know how to get past her.
She's an animal.
Glitter!
Glitter! Nice.
See what I mean?
[laughing]
Observe.
Mom and Dad are gonna be home in ten minutes!
[talking]
Briliant.
Yeah, you learn a few tricks as you get older.
We have to talk.
I am literally almost an adult.
I can't live like this anymore.
So, you're finally going to see a doctor
about your flatulence problem?
What? I don't have a flatulence problem!
I am talking about living in this house.
I can't even have an uninterrupted conversation
with Bobby or sleep through the night
without getting kicked in the face!
Aren't you kind of exaggerating?
Oh.
So, I talked to Mom and Dad, and they said it was okay
for me to move into the garage
[gasping]
[sighing]
Alone at last.
[sighing]
This is literally amazing.
Well, it must be about bedtime.
Hmm.
Hey, Boo Boo Bear.
Tell me about your day.
Sorry, babe. I'm really slammed at the store.
[growling]
Well, fine. I m busy too.
So, bye.
Now, gently rock forward as we go into crab pose.
[grunting]
[squealing]
Ugh!
[sighing]
Ahem. Help! I've got a leak!
Uh uh. This is bad.
- You can't stay out here. - No!
You're probably right.
Don't worry, sis. I've got this.
Bucket brigade!
I replaced the PVC with galvanized steel.
So, she should definitely hold now.
Great.
You guys, help! I think the garage is haunted!
[screaming]
- See? - Get out.
Hmm!
Let me do my thing.
Oh spirit.
Speak to me.
Hmm.
The ghost just explained everything.
There's really a ghost?
I mean, of course there is a ghost,
and clearly he wants me to leave.
Actually, he said, you can stay.
He's leaving. Something about yoga farts.
Okay, that was the floorboards!
[sighing]
There must be some way out of here.
[gasping]
That's your solution?
That I drive my tractor through your garage?
Yes, in exchange for a tray of my dad's lasagna.
Well, what happens when your old man
wants me to pay for the damage?
I'll give you the money out of my allowance.
Hot dinner and they get to wreck your dad's garage?
That's a win win.
Let's say tonight around 7:00?
Well, all done.
I'd love to hang out and dish, but I'm sure you wanna
go back to your place now.
First, I should say good night to everyone.
Good night, Leni. Goodnight, Luna.
Good night, Lynn. Good night, Lincoln.
Move! You're blocking the TV!
Well, now I'm going to have to start over.
Good night, Leni. Good night, Luna.
Good night, Lynn.
[gasping]
What was that?
Dang it!
I put her in reverse by mistake
and knocked down the wrong garage!
Can I still have your dad's lasagna?
Knocked down the wrong garage?
Dad's lasagna?
Lori, you've got a ricotta explaining to do.
[laughing]
Get it?
Ha ha.
Well, I kind of maybe paid Mr. Grouse to wreck
the garage so I wouldn't have to live there.
- Wait. What? - I don't get it!
I thought all I wanted was to be away from you guys.
But I only ended up missing you.
I was just too embarrassed to admit it.
[talking]
I swear on my senior parking space,
my next selfie will get more likes than Carol Pingrey!
Yay! Go Lori!
Can I have my phone back? So, I can like Carol's photo.
I don't wanna be rude.
Okay. Scarf draped, leaves piled, timer set.
Here we go.
Wee! Ow!
Okay, forget leaves.
Let's do a good old fashioned tire swing selfie.
Ahh! Bees!
Okay. Forget tires.
How about a rainy day selfie?
Where's my rain?
[squealing]
Forget rainy days.
Let's do a tractor selfie.
Those are a thing, right?
Wow. It s actually literally perfect.
And I didn't hurt myself.
[screaming]
Ugh! Ow!
one hundred likes.
Thank you, Chaz.
One hundred and one likes.
Thank you, random person from golf camp.
And yes, one hundred and two likes!
Thank you, Aunt Ruth.
And in your face, Carol Pingrey!
Ugh!
So sore.
Carol?
Uh, hi, Lori.
I know this is literally the most awkward thing
in the world, but I just want to tell you that you win.
You've been better than me at everything since kindergarten.
But I'm okay with it.
I can't live my life trying to compete with you anymore.
Well, enjoy your shopping.
Lori, wait.
You think I am better than you?
I kinda thought it was the other way around.
I mean, you made the varsity golf team when we were freshmen.
No one else did that.
And you have ten siblings who all look up to you.
And don't get me started on your hair.
I will never have volume like that.
This, takes like six cans
of dry shampoo, and it's still flat.
Wow. So, all of our competing has literally been pointless.
It s true. Those selfies were getting out of control.
I had to adopt that corgi.
And he's mean.
I fell into a grave! Twice.
[laughing]
We're ridiculous.
I am so glad we're done with all this.
Me too. Hey, I just had a crazy idea.
What if we made it official by taking a selfie together?
Shut up.
- Looking like this? - Yeah!
I mean, who cares, right?
Post.
Cute pick of you and Carol.
You guys got tons of likes.
Thanks, Leni, but I don't even care about that anymore.
Almost as many as Bianca and Sooyoung.
Hey, Carol, I just did.
I know. They think they can beat us with a BFF Selfie!
Oh, it is so on.
Wow!
This is literally the city girl look, I was dreaming of.
I can't believe you have all this.
When you thrift as much as I do, you pretty much have everything.
Surprise! Pirate attack!
Ahh!
[laughing]
Lori! My dove!
Allow me to be your guide today!
I can show you the most romantic spots in our fine metropolis.
Oh. Fancy words from someone with a pudding mustache.
That's very sweet, Carl.
But I think I can manage on my own.
I understand.
For the record, strong independent women
inflame the passion of my heart.
Literally adorable.
Mmm.
- Outta my way! - Watch it!
Ah!
Hey!
Excuse...
[squealling]
[coughing]
Okay. I'm still a city girl.
I can find my way ba...
[crying]
I'm sorry, Boo Boo Bear,
but there's just no way I can live in the city!
But what about our plans?
We're supposed to go to college here together.
That was before I fell in a manhole!
[crying]
Aw, babe.
When I first got here,
I walked right into the back end of a police horse.
Lucky for me, he hadn't eaten lunch yet.
[sniffling]
[laughing]
Life isn't always easy here, but once you get the hang of it,
it's really great, and I know you're going to love it.
Thanks, Bobby.
I feel a lot better.
[cheering]
- Yes! - Nice game, Loud!
I don't know what I'm gonna do next year after you graduate.
You have been the heart and soul of this team for four years.
Thanks, Coach Hutch!
Speaking of next year,
you still got your eyes on Fairway University?
Yes, it's literally my dream.
I'm just not sure I have the grades to get in.
Well, I think you have the golf skills to get in.
As a matter of fact,
I have invited Coach Niblick from Fairway
to come watch your next game.
[gasping]
I take that as a thumbs up.
[gasping]
[screaming]
Gah!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[sighing]
Ugh. Nice going, Lori.
Uh, everything okay, Lori?
No. It's literally terrible!
My whole future is riding on this huge tournament tomorrow,
and my game is falling apart!
And it's too much pressure!
- Dad can help. - I can help.
Really?
See? I can't even hold the club!
My hands are too sweaty!
Wow, that really helped.
Thanks, Lynn.
Ooh! I got that!
[gasping]
Stay focused. You can do this.
Talcum powder. More. More!
[coughing]
Don t ever think it. Relax and sink it.
It's not doing anything!
- Breathe. - Right! Right.
Two, three, four, breathing.
[breathing]
It's not working.
Wait, was it seven, eight, nine?
[gasping]
[panting]
Whoa.
Eh, she'll be okay. Just a few jitters.
You can do this, Lori!
Dah!
Come on, Lori!
[gasping]
Ahh!
[mooing]
Ow!
[crying]
Aw, come on, Lori. It's not all bad.
At least, uh, we're getting a nice walk in.
[crying]
Sweetie, what's going on?
If I blow this match, my whole future is shot.
So, of course, now I am blowing it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be so hard on yourself, honey.
Look, life doesn't work like that.
You get plenty of chances.
Yeah, and if you don't get into Fairway,
something else will work out.
You're a terrific person.
And you're going to have a terrific life.
Do you really think so?
Thanks, you guys.
Lincoln. My nine iron, please.
I've got a tournament to finish.
You know what?
I think a pitching wedge might be better for this hole.
Hey, you're getting good at this.
Ahh!
[sighing]
Yes!
[cheering]
Yes!
[cheering]
[sighing]
That was an amazing comeback.
Thanks, Mom. Too bad Coach Niblick didn't see it.
But you guys were right. I'll be okay.
Even if I don't go to Fairway.
Who says you are not going to Fairway?
Coach Niblick, I thought you left
because I was such a disaster.
Well, I was going to leave, but you broke my windshield.
But I'm glad I stayed.
Lori, you're a great golfer who doesn't give up!
Just like George Washington!
I am officially offering you a spot on Fairway's Golf team.
[gasping]