Instagram has started flagging pictures
that are Photoshopped.
Whoa!
Uh...
See, like, even that-- not just pictures of women--
but if you do that to a picture, it's gonna...
say it won't show it to you
unless you're prepared to look at it.
-(laughter) -You know what I'm saying?
So it's mostly for people that are doing Photoshop with it.
-And can I say something? -Yes, please.
I think that we have a tendency to be suspicious
of Instagram and Facebook, but obviously,
-they're looking out for us. -(laughter)
-HARDWICK: That's a good point. -This is not some ploy
to get us... to... to establish intrigue
so that we'll use our phones more.
These are... these are good people.
(laughter)
-(applause) -I agree. -You know what I mean?
They're helping us.
It's such a strange thing, because they're saying,
"We're gonna flag fake photos."
It's, like, yeah, all Instagram is fake photos!
What are you talking about! It is... it, you know,
it's, like, it's an idealized version of our lives.
Like, you know, you post some picture of you on the beach
in perfect lighting with, like, #Bliss,
when you're actually at home crying in your underwear
watching a Golden Girls marathon, you know?
-SPADE: That's true. -Eating Lucky Charms by the scoopful.
-Oh, my God, you do follow me! -(laughter)
Um, I don't care.
Like, I don't go to Instagram for reality.
Like, I don't go there for that. I go to Instagram
to see if anyone accidentally saw my nipple.
-SPADE: It's turned into, from pictures -We did.
of yourself to... like...
as Instagram, uh, progressed, it got a little different,
where it's just so much FOMO and pressure to do...
And I see why girls Photoshop, because the competition...
Used to be in high school, you're like,
"Oh, I'm one of the two pretty girls at my school."
-Now your competition is the whole world, -CUMMINGS: Yeah.
and so you're like, "Oh, my God,
I have to look perfect, perfect," and, uh...
I don't see you do much tinkering.
You're very pretty in real life,
and you look exactly the same on Instagram.
-Give you a compliment. -(cheering) -That is...
-She... -Wait-Waiting for the insult.
-Waiting for the insult. -No. That's it.
I just don't, I don't know, I don't think that we need
to stop models from Photoshopping themselves.
I think we need to stop models
from posting inspirational quotes.
-(laughter) -Let's get to the bottom of the real problem.
Those quotes I post are a joy.
-SPADE: They inspire you? -I do love the-the...
How there's a bikini shot,
then a post by, like, you know, Harriet Tubman,
-then bikini shot. -SPADE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I love that. 'Cause that's principal. -It's always, like,
bent over with the ass out.
"Time is timeless." All right.
Um, anyway, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson--
you've seen... You're probably friends with him.
-I've n... I don't think I've... -I love The Rock.
-What? What was that? -Great guy.
-I'm pulling him into the... -(mockingly): "I'm pulling..."
Um, he's making a show about himself,
-and it's... -Really?
-It's called Young Rock. -Do tell.
This is him at age four, and, uh...
(laughter and applause)
Young Rock.
The working title was Dumb Sheldon, but...
(laughter)
Yeah, got her off guard.
-Um... -Wow.
-Ooh, that got me. That got me. -Gloves are off.
-We need... -How big is his penis
where he has that leather thing in front of it?
It's got a hole in the back. He puts his wiener in it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a... It's a NutBjörn
that you carry around.
-You can carry it around in there. -NutBjörn.
-Yeah. -How did he even evolve?
If I was here, I'd be like, "I'm done.
"I look great. I look cool.
I'm nailing it. I have a black cool belt."
-Yeah. -But yeah, I guess it's about his childhood.
I've never noticed that piece of trash.
(laughter)
He did it in the alley.
-That's... Yeah. -You know, what's interesting is
his mother's being played by Kevin Hart.
(laughter and applause)
Are they in every movie together?
-Is that it? -I think they might be, yeah.
Well, I think they do a lot of things.
SPADE: They do a lot together. Well, he is...
It's gonna be his younger years in Hawaii.
People think Hawaii's all paradise.
It is sort of rough parts to Hawaii.
But anyway, I guess, uh, are you gonna watch the show?
-That's my fake follow-up question. -There's gonna be...
I mean, it's like... I think it's his teen years.
-SPADE: Oh, it's his teen... -You know that...
I mean, first of all, it's just so nice
to see The Rock get some work,
-you know what I mean? -HARDWICK: Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, he's been...
he's been out there trying, and it's like,
-finally, something going his way. -SPADE: Clicks, yeah.
Know what I mean?
And then I-I'm looking for the offshoot
of, like, when he's, like, a baby.
It's Young Pebble.