This is Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
Hey y'all it's me, Beyonce.
Do you need one of those trash cans that you can open with your foot?
One of those blankets that thinks it's a dress?
Or an empowering anthem for girls of all ages?
[music playing]
Come down to Bed, Bath and Beyonce.
You won't be sorry.
I know I ain't.
[music playing]
Is someone sitting here?
Quiet! This is a library!
Whoa, who's that?
That's the substitute library, Mrs. Hushbaum.
[horn blowing]
I said quiet!
You're still yapping!
This little piggy needs a trim.
This little piggy's too long.
This little piggy looks infected.
- Ew. - Hey, hey, hey!
Silencio!
This is a library, not a yapatorium.
[phone ringing]
This alarm means that it's lunchtime!
Popcorn's ready in five, four, three, two, one!
Whoa, hot! Hot, hot, hot!
Oh, oh! Ooh, hot!
- Are you OK, Mrs. Hushbaum? - Oh, shut it!
Enough outbursts. People are trying to study.
- But I... - Shush!
This is a library, not a blabber-dashery.
Oh!
I got artificial butter flavoring on my lucky moccasins!
♪ Scrub, scrub, scrubbing my mocks ♪
Scrub, scrub, scrub, oh.
Gotta dry my mockies!
See you later, blue thing.
Who wears moccasins?
That's your complaint? Who uses appliances in a library?
Zip it!
Enough with the talk-foolery!
This is a library, not a chatnasium.
[buzzing]
What an unusual place to get a tattoo.
The arm?
- That's a very common place-- - No, no, the library!
For the love of solitude!
Stop talking!
What does this say?
I said, what does this say?
- Quiet? - Stop talking!
Uh, this is a library, not some gabapalooza!
Oh...
I need to go to a quiet relaxing place.
I'm going to escape reality!
Wow!
Now I'm in a reality that's virtual.
Ah, I'm on the beach.
Everything is so peaceful and quiet.
Everything's fake but it feels so real!
Oh!
Oh, a shark!
Oh, everybody out of the water!
Good thing I have my harpoon!
Ah! Ah!
- Look out! - That's it, I'm out!
- Ridiculous! - Hey, shush!
Storm out of here more quietly!
Let's go, let's go!
Ah...
How do you like me now, shark?
Ah!
Ah! Ah-- Oh!