See?
I want you to meet my parents.
This one's almost too easy.
I'm sure you already know what this video is about.
Please tell me now!
I'll give you a gummy bear!
It's time for Bay or Nay.
Yes, we're still saying Bay,
we already made all the cool graphics.
The series where we see which Nick couples
would have been the perfect match
or a complete disaster.
Yay!
This time on Bay or Nay we're cuffing Cat and Robbie.
She's so cute.
[Rex] A girl like that wants a man, not a boy.
I'll get there!
Um, yes, they would be bay, that's all.
That's the video. Thanks so much for joining us.
Wait, what?
All right, all right. We got ahead of ourselves.
We're really going to try to be objective here,
so we've broken this video down to see whether or not
Cat and Robbie are bay.
Cabbie shippers, gather round and bring the cheese!
You're adorable.
Any guy would be lucky as cheese to go out with you.
Let's kick this off by comparing Cat and Robbie's personalities.
Cat is kind, bubbly and sometimes very sensitive.
Before I take you in there, I should warn you.
About?
My grandmother. She can be... critical.
That's okay. I take criticism really well.
No, you don't.
What's that supposed to mean?
Just that you don't take criticism very well.
Why don't you just kick me in the face?!
- I-I'm sorry, I take it back. - Okay.
Most of the time, Cat is a little weird
and hard to understand,
but her cheerful personality is contagious,
and those around her find a lot of joy
and entertainment in her presence.
What if we act out the final scene from Titanic?
When the boat sinks.
Oh, my God, I just gave away the ending.
Spoiler alert! [giggles]
You know, whenever she starts talking, I think to myself,
"Maybe this time it'll make sense."
I'm always wrong.
On the other hand,
Robbie is super nerdy, shy and awkward.
He has a tough time connecting with women.
What's wrong with me?
Oh, there's a bunch of things.
You're a little awkward.
You guys!
It's not funny!
Oh, oh, and you're not funny.
While Robbie can sometimes act a little brash,
he is a loyal and honest friend.
Even though he's generally smart,
he often shares the same aloofness as Cat.
Watch as I press return to base
and have it come right--
[grunting]
[groaning]
Nerd down!
Cat and Robbie both rely on a third party
when things get serious, and by third party
we mean a puppet or a stuffed animal.
I don't know if you have a... mmh...
[toy groans]
[laughing]
Did you... Did you hear what my giraffe just said?
[laughing]
He's so inappropriate!
[laughs awkwardly] I, um...
I don't know if maybe, you know...
- Wanna go to the prom with me? - [Rex] Ehh...
When it comes to their personalities,
Robbie and Cat are very compatible,
and to make all this easier,
Robbie is already obsessed with Cat.
♪ You're the nugget In my ChickenMc ♪
♪ The peanuts in my butter ♪
♪ Adding fiber to our diet's Beneficial for each other ♪
♪ You're a piece of dental floss And I am the teeth ♪
♪ You're Rita Franklin And I'm R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪
♪ I love you like A Cops marathon on TV ♪
♪ I love you more than The original Star Wars trilogy ♪
♪ You're a guitar And I'm the strings ♪
♪ Like a jet ski in the water
♪ You're New York I'm the buildings ♪
♪ You're my mother I'm your father ♪
[giggling]
♪ And I think you're swell ♪
Obviously, it takes two to tango,
and Robbie's obsession is nothing short of creepy
if Cat isn't into it, right?
Legally we need to show you reasons
why this couple wouldn't be bay.
I guess we've been declaring everyone bay
as of late or whatever,
so here's Cat not being so interested.
Maybe we should make out sometime!
[laughs] Robbie, you're so gross!
What are we gonna do?
Well, we...
We could stay back here and "snoodle".
[laughing]
Gross.
Okay, first of all, she's not my girl.
- Unless you want to be. - I'm good.
You know the cowboy-luau dance this Saturday night?
Yeah, I know about the Cow Wow.
Well, Robbie texted me last night,
saying he wants to talk to me
and I know he's gonna ask me to be his date.
- Gross. - Don't say gross.
- I like Robbie. - So go to the dance with him.
No, gross.
But not so fast!
You didn't think we'd shy away
from honoring Cabbie as bay so easily, did you?
Because Cat's affection for Robbie is everywhere
if you look hard enough.
I've decided Robbie's role should be...
Do you see that? Her shirt literally says "I love nerds."
Or, is it "I backpack nerds?"
Either way, could this indicate her love for Robbie?
I mean, she even dreams about him.
Cat, come on.
You can't be mad at me over something I did in your dream.
It's what you didn't do.
Well, will you at least tell me what I didn't do?
Fine, these little kids were trying to eat us,
and you wouldn't even try to help me.
You were just crying and yelling,
"No, no! Don't eat me! Eat her! Eat her!"
Well, I'm sorry.
And if a bunch of little kids ever really do try to eat us,
I promise to...
Well, why shouldn't they eat you first?
Now, due to the legal obligation I mentioned earlier,
it's imperative that I tell you
this dream could indicate the reason
why they shouldn't be bay.
Yes, you heard that correctly.
This very dream could be the reason
Cabbie would never work out.
Robbie!
Hear me out.
Cat dreamt Robbie let her get eaten by children.
Pretty harsh, right?
But doesn't that indicate she has trust issues with Robbie?
[shouting]
And Robbie certainly has
his fair share of trust issues with Cat.
Well, hey there, Cat.
Hi.
Where's your date, Tug?
Oh, well...
See, he wore this cool hat that spins and lights up
but the batteries died
so he went across the street to get new ones.
Oh, of course.
What?
Oh, nothing, I'm sure that's true.
It is true.
Come on, Rob, let's move along.
Yeah, it's getting a little too... fibby around here.
But when all is said and done,
a lot of their disagreements stem from jealousy.
Wow!
Someone's a happy Cat.
Yeah, me!
Is this 'cause of that guy you met last night?
Uh-uh.
Oh, you... you met a fella?
Yeah.
His name's Evan.
I already asked Gabriella to be my date to the Cow Wow.
- Gabriella? - Mm-hm.
Well, what'd she say?
She said, "Sí!"
- That means yes. - I know!
I looked it up.
[chuckles awkwardly]
Well, yay.
You got yourself a pretty girl to take to the Cow Wow.
Yeah. Well, I just wanted to let you know
you don't have to run away from me anymore.
[chuckles] Thanks, Robbie.
- See you in class. - 'Kay.
[shouts]
Gabriella...
Their jealousy could only mean
that they both have feelings for each other,
and this is all proven during the Cow Wow,
when Cabbie shippers around the world
got exactly what they wanted.
Thanks for petting my head bump.
[chuckles]
Can I tell you a secret?
Sure.
Now, to classify Cabbie as bay right here
would be rather difficult,
since Cat did run away after that kiss.
However, Robbie returned when Cat was living with Sam
and they left us all with this.
Cat...
When my wounds heal, maybe you and I can hang out.
Just the two of us.
Would there be meatballs?
There would.
'Kay, 'kay.
So there's hope. Hope that one day
Cat and Robbie will come together
and see how much they deserve each other.
I mean, Robbie has literally done
some amazing things for Cat.
And your Christmas present is...
your very own cotton candy machine!
Whoa!
[squealing]
That's right. This man, Larry Stein,
will follow you around all week
and give you all the cotton candy you want!
[gasps] Oh, my God!
Robbie, thank you!
This is the best Christmas present ever!
Look, everyone! Robbie got me
a cotton candy machine with a man!
And their chemistry is undeniable.
♪ Trina, oh Trina ♪
♪ Yeah, Trina ♪
♪ You're staying home tonight ♪
Oh, no! Oh, we're doing that thing again
where we just convince y'all a couple is bay.
This needs to stop.
Quick, play a clip of Robbie compatible with someone else.
Okay, that didn't help. I think our point stands.
Robbie and Cat have some interesting history together,
and while they're amazing friends,
it's pretty clear they could make
a great couple, too.
But hey, this is totally your decision,
so let us know what you think in the comments below.
Cat and Robbie: Bay or Nay?