Hi, my name is Masyn, and I'm an ex-Subway employee.
And today, I will be matching people
to their Subway sandwiches.
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When it comes to Subway, there's a lot of different options
and many different ingredients to choose from
with how you wanna make your sandwich,
so it's gonna be a little tough today,
but I'm gonna interrogate them a little bit,
try and figure out as best as I can
who's Subway order goes with who.
So, we'll see what happens, fingers crossed.
Bring in the customers.
- Hi, how are you? - Hi!
Good, how are you? - Do we reach over food?
(laughing)
I'm here to interrogate you. - Ooh.
- I'm gonna figure this out, I'm gonna try.
All right, so we've got three sandwiches here.
We've got a foot long spicy Italian on honey oat,
and this consists of double cheese pepper jack, toasted,
lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, banana peppers, jalapenos,
marinara sauce from the meatballs, oh man.
Parmesan cheese, oregano, salt, and pepper.
Then, we have the meatball marinara.
Meatballs, marinara sauce, Parmesan cheese.
And then the last one, I believe is the Subway melt.
And it's turkey, ham, bacon, American cheese, toasted,
lettuce, onions, jalapenos, sweet onion, and mayo.
So, let's get down to it, and see which one
is your sandwich of choice.
How often do you go to Subway?
- Funny story with that, I was an athlete in college,
and they abused us going to Subway.
That was like every single meal after game was Subway,
and I was fine with it, my teammates hated it.
But I was like, I ordered the same thing
since the ninth grade, so I'm fine.
- What are your three favorite types of foods?
- Ooh, Cajun, soul food, Italian.
- Ooh, I was wondering if she was gonna say Italian
because of this meatball marinara.
- There is Italian. - How do you feel
about pickles? - I like pickles!
I like pickles a lot. - Pickled onions?
- What's a pickled onion?
- Well, this had led me nowhere.
She stared at the veggie sandwich.
She likes Italian, so there's the meatball marinara,
and then she likes onions too which is all over
that Subway melt, so. (laughing)
How much would you say you typically spend on a sandwich?
- On the sandwich itself, I usually get a cookie.
I get my little macadamia nuts with it.
- Okay. - I'd say it's about 12 bucks.
- Okay, so I'm assuming you get a foot long then.
- Yeah, I like food.
- I don't think it's the marinara,
I don't think it's the meatball.
I'm gonna say between these two, I'm kinda more confident
on this one just because she said she spends around $12.
So one last part of the interrogation.
(laughing)
I just want you to read off this list of ingredients.
Like you're ordering from me. - Okay.
Hi, how are you? - Welcome to Subway.
- Hi, can I get a Subway melt with turkey, ham, bacon,
American cheese, can I have it toasted with lettuce,
onions, jalapenos, sweet onion, and mayo?
- (sighs) This isn't her sandwich.
(laughing)
God, (laughs) gimme this!
It's not her sandwich!
Back to the drawing board.
I think I've learned a lot, and I think I've learned
nothing at all at the same time, so let's move on
to the next person, and hopefully I can
actually figure something out here.
- Hi, Masyn, I'm Lea. - Nice to meet you, Lea.
- I mean, all of them look really delicious,
and I eat all of them. - I eat nothing
at Subway anymore, but kudos to you. (laughs)
- Wait, why don't you eat anything at Subway?
- Oh, God, that is a whole different video. (laughs)
Would you say you are, when it comes to food,
very adventurous? - Yes!
I am pretty adventurous, Subway doesn't give me
as much adventure as I'd want to, but it's so convenient
and you always know what you're gonna get.
You can't be adventurous at Subway.
That's not true, that's not true
'cause sometimes I put those peppers on there,
and I'm like, why did I do this?
- Okay, I think I have an idea, but we're gonna keep going.
Would you consider yourself a meat eater or not?
- I'm actually cutting back on the meat.
- Oh, okay. - Yeah.
I'm trying not to eat as much like red meat and pork.
- Okay. - I do like the birds.
Poultry, I like chicken! - (laughs) The birds.
- The birds, that sounds really weird.
- Based on that, I wanna take out the marinara.
I feel like I'm always taking out the marinara first.
And this has meat on it, and she says she's
trying to cut back.
- I'm not very adventurous when it comes to vegetables
on my sandwich, but--
- Oh, oh, my God, this changes everything now.
Okay, how much do you usually spend when you go to Subway?
How much do you spend on a sandwich?
- Ooh, that's a good one 'cause you can
eliminate all the meats. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'd say about, tax, five to seven dollars
I spend on my sandwich-- - Do you order anything else?
Is that just on the sandwich?
- I really like the cookies at Subway.
- So you get a cookie, or two, or three?
Or ten? (laughing)
- Depends on what I went-- - How many cookies
are you buying? - Gimme all the cookies.
- So, I'm gonna do one last test, I'm gonna have you
pick up each sandwich by the wrapper, and give it a smell.
- Just a little sniff? - Yeah.
See which one you're most into.
- That actually smells really good.
I actually don't really like the smell of that
which is surprising. - She's trying to throw me off
It's not gonna work.
It's a hefty sandwich. - Ooh, she is.
Ooh, she is heavy! - She's thick.
- Ooh, she's a thick 'em.
I like the smell of that one.
That one smells good, so does that one.
- I feel like I'm being thrown off by this one.
How do I know you're not acting?
So, I have my suspicions, but we will see at the end.
- Hello, Masyn, I'm Brenden. - I will be
taking your order today. - Oh, wonderful.
- Figuring out which sandwich belongs to you.
- Lovely.
- How often do you eat at Subway?
- I eat at Subway probably a solid once or twice a month.
I do like Subway.
- Okay, so you're a Subway fan.
- Big fan of what you guys do. - Okay, well then,
how much do you usually spend on just the sandwich alone?
Not including chips, or drinks, or cookies.
- I don't know 'cause I'm normally buying
for me and my girlfriend, so it varies,
but usually like a couple sandwiches worth.
- So like, more than 10? - Well how much is a foot long
They're not five dollars anymore.
- They're like six something-- - Six something?
I would say typically, I don't know
'cause then it's like, what if we get six inches?
There's a range, right? - Oh, God.
- I would say, I'm coming out for less than $20 per visit.
- How do you feel about pickled foods?
You a fan of-- - Just as a concept?
- Onions, just do you like them?
- I'm pretty apathetic...
Well, wait, is that gonna be a...
You're tricking me, hold on. - No.
- I mean, fine-- - No, you have to answer!
- I'm relatively apathetic about, I don't love or hate them
which is not very useful to you.
- No, that is, I think I'm gonna rule out
this foot long spicy Italian.
One, because he noted that it was a lot going on,
so maybe that might be intimidating for you,
and two, because it has a lot of pickled items on it.
- I wouldn't say I'm intimidated by a sandwich.
- Not intimidated, but. (laughs)
- Not gonna go crazy here. - It's a lot going on.
It's a little extra. - It's a pretty busy sandwich.
- Then, there's the meatball marinara
which I have yet to assign to anyone.
- Oh, got it. - So, it might be you.
- (sighs) I mean--
- You're not vegetarian, are you?
- Listen, Masyn, I can't rule anything out at this point.
- (laughs) Do you eat meat?
- Oh, I eat meat, yes. - Okay, so he does eat meat.
So, I'm gonna rule out the melt.
I'm tired of giving everyone the melt, so we're gonna--
- Oh, no, is it a popular-- - We're not gonna do the melt.
I'm gonna say you're the meatball marinara.
- Why do you think I'm the meatball marinara?
- 'Cause you like meat, and I think you like
to keep things simple, and this one isn't as simple.
So, I'm thinking it's the meatball marinara.
So, I think I know enough now
to finally make a final decision on who's sandwich is who's,
so let's bring everybody back in.
Okay, time for my final decision.
First, we're going to start with Brenden.
Could you step forward, please?
(laughing)
I believe your sandwich is the meatball marinara.
So, I'm going to hand you this meatball marinara.
- Thank you so much.
And I hope that's correct. (laughs)
Destinee, could you please stand forward?
This one was a very hard one. (sighs)
But, I think I'm gonna go with the spicy Italian
on honey oat (groans).
(laughing)
Yeah, whatever. (laughing)
And, last but not least, Lea, can you step forward, please?
I just feel like the way that you lifted the sandwich,
like you knew what you were doing,
and that could be a very shallow reasoning,
but I'm gonna go ahead and give you the Subway melt
and guess that this is yours.
Now, I guess, we're going to find out the results
and see if I got anyone right.
Hopefully, I got one right, let's start with Brenden.
- I do love a meatball sub, but this is not my sandwich.
(buzzing)
You're right, I'm a pretty low maintenance guy,
except when it comes to my Subway sandwiches
'cause this bad boy's all mine.
- Oh, my God, you fooled me!
I'm hurt, I should've known.
- Yeah, it's also like huge, and I'm very large.
Like there is some-- - I should have known that
because when I worked at Subway,
a lot of bigger guys would come in...
Not that you're a bigger guy. - Whoa, okay.
- But, I mean like tall guys (laughs)
would come in and get like these very hefty sandwiches,
so it makes sense.
- Yeah, you should've went with your initial gut.
You had me pegged from the beginning,
and then just didn't do it, I am a Subway melt kinda gal.
(buzzing)
- Oh, my God, I knew it.
I fooled myself, you fooled me though.
- I read it! (laughing)
- You read it like you had never read it before, so okay.
(laughing)
- You know, I threw you off a little bit,
I do like a meatball marinara,
but I also put a lot of vegetables on it, so.
- You said you weren't a vegetable person!
- I didn't like a whole veggie sandwich. (laughs)
- Well, I got no one right today which is what I expected,
so I'm not as hurt because I'm very bad at guessing,
and I knew this from the start.
I got everything so wrong today, but it's okay
'cause you know, as long as everyone has their sandwiches
and they're happy, then that's all that matters.
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