- [Narrator] This is the story
of every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe so far.
Super handsome guys named Chris, assemble!
No, not you. You wish you were a part of this universe.
Let's begin.
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist,
Tony Stark is taken hostage in Afghanistan
by a terrorist group, known as the Ten Rings.
Stark pretends to craft a Jericho Missile
but secretly builds a badass, Arc Reactor powered,
metal suit that he uses to break free.
Tony announces Stark industries
will no longer manufacture weapons,
which really pisses off his business partner, Obadiah Stane.
Pepper Potts discovers Stane hired the Ten Rings
to kill Tony but by the time she
and a few agents of SHIELD try to arrest Stane
he has already left Tony for dead
and reverse engineered his old, massive mech suit.
Stark pops his old arc reactor
back into his chest and flies in to save the day.
Iron Man battles Iron Monger atop Stark Industries
until Pepper overloads the original massive arc reactor,
causing the surge that kills Stane.
Tony announces to the world that he is Iron Man.
He returns home to find Nick Fury lurking in the shadows,
waiting to discuss the Avenger Initiative.
Doctor Bruce Banner's recruited by General Thunderbolt Ross
to be the guinea pig for a gamma experiment intended
to recreate the Word War II era super soldier program.
The experiment fails turning Banner into the Hulk
who then destroys the lab and flees.
A fugitive, Banner hides out in Brazil.
Years later, Ross tracks him down
and sends in a special military unit lead
by Emil Blonsky to capture Banner.
Hulk smashes Blonsky and his agents
three times until finally being captured.
Blonsky inject himself with a mix
of Banners blood and the super soldier serum,
turning him into the Abomination.
Abomination rips through the New York City
until Banner leaps out a helicopter, transforms into Hulk,
and takes the monstrosity down, along with capitol, Harlem.
The palladium core of Stark's reactor is poisoning him.
Facing certain death, Stark goes full YOLO making Pepper CEO
of Stark Industries and driving in the Monaco Grand Prix.
Stark's joyride in Monaco is interrupted by bird-loving,
mad scientist, Ivan Vanko, AKA Whiplash.
Iron Man narrowly survives Whiplash's attacks.
Stark business rival, Justin Hammer, breaks Whiplash
out of prison to help produce knock-off Stark tech.
Tony gets wasted at his birthday party
and fights his BFF, Lieutenant Colonel James Rohde,
who confiscates one of the Iron Man suits.
Fury, Black Widow, and Stark discuss
Vanko's daddy issues over donuts,
inspiring Stark to find the cure for his condition.
At the Stark Expo, Hammer's drones go rogue.
Iron Man and War Machine battle Whiplash and his army
of drones until Vanko gives in and blows himself up.
Thor, the arrogant crowned prince
of Asgard invades Jotunheim,
thus shattering the fragile truce
between the Frost Giants and Asgardians.
Odin banishes Thor to Midgard, AKA Earth,
stripping the God of Thunder of his power
until he can prove himself worthy.
Meanwhile, his brother, Loki, the God of Mischief,
plots to steal the throne from under Odin.
Thor lands in New Mexico, where he's intercepted
by a team of scientists lead by Jane Foster.
Thor tracks the location of his iconic hammer
to a pop-up Shield facility.
He attempts to recover Mjolnir
but finds he's unable to lift the hammer and is captured.
Hey, look! It's Hawkeye up in the nest.
Meanwhile, Loki discovers he's an adopted Frost Giant
and offers Laufey, his true father,
the chance to kill Odin while he sleeps.
In need of Thor, the Warriors Three head
to Midgard and battle Loki's massive Destroyer.
Thor offers to sacrifice himself to save the others,
proving himself worthy and thus Mjolnir returns to him.
Loki betrays Laufey and kills him
but before Loki could destroy all Jotenheim
with the Bifrost Bridge, Thor returns to stop him.
Loki fakes his death, Thor makes amends
with Odin and declines the throne
admitting he's not yet ready to be king.
In 1942, Brooklyn, Steve Rogers is repeatedly denied
by the military recruiters due to his small stature.
After finally enlisting, Rogers shows no hesitation
jumping on a live grenade to save his peers.
His heroic act lands Rogers as the test subject
for this strategic scientific reserve super soldier program,
making him stronger, faster,
and way may more handsome than ever.
Meanwhile, Johann Schmidt,
AKA the Red Skull, and Armin Zola harness
and weaponized the power of the tesseract.
The army uses Captain America as a star-spangled mascot
to sell war bonds until Cap hears his old pal,
Sergeant Bucky Barnes is missing in actions.
Rogers convinces Howard Stark and Agent Peggy Carter
to drop him behind enemy lines.
Cap infiltrates the Nazi Hydra fortress
and single handedly rescues his pal,
Buck, along with his entire unit.
Stark hooks Cap up with a vibranium shield.
Cap recruits a team of trusted soldiers
to take down the remaining HYDRA bases.
While attacking a HYDRA train carrying Zola,
Sergeant Barnes is is seemingly killed in action.
Rogers sneaks aboard Red Skull's New York bound plane
full of weapons and mass destruction.
Cap sacrifices himself by crashing the Hydra plane
into the Arctic where he takes a 70 year ice nap.
Loki steals the tesseract from SHIED
for the Other's mysterious master.
Nick Fury and initiates the Avengers Initiative.
After a confrontation at Germany,
Loki surrenders to Stark, Romanoff, and Cap.
Thor drops down from the sky in an attempt to return Loki
to Asgard but he is confronted by Cap and Iron Man.
After a brief scuffle, Thor settles
for imprisoning Loki aboard the Heli-carrier.
The Avengers argue over SHIELD's intention
to use the powerful tesseract as a weapon.
Banner gets angry and Loki kills,
everyone's favorite uncle, Agent Coulson and escapes.
Loki opens a wormhole over Stark tower.
The Avengers assemble to stop
the Chitauri invasion of Earth.
Hulk tosses Loki around like the puny god he is.
Stark intercepts a bomb heading
for the city and nearly dies flying it back
to the wormhole and the Earth is saved.
Thor returns Loki and the tesseract to Asgard.
The Other apologizes for his failure
and his master's revealed to be the mad titan, Thanos.
The reclusive Tony Stark builds
an excessive collection of Iron Man suits.
Aldrich Killian invites former girlfriend,
Pepper Potts, to join his company.
The mysterious terrorist know as
the Mandarin blows up Tony's Californian mansion.
Tony escapes only to end up stranded
without power in rural Tennessee.
He teams up with ten year old Harley
to track the Mandarin stronghold to Miami.
Stark infiltrates the terrorist base
and discovers the Mandarin is actually
just an English actor named Trevor.
Meanwhile, Killian blows up Air Force 1.
Iron Man and Iron Patriot reunite
to save people falling from the doomed plane.
On an oil tanker Killian
reveals he subjected Pepper to Extremis.
In order to force Stark into curing the whole
blowing up test subjects issue,
Tony traps Killian in a self-destructing Iron Man suit.
Killian survives only for Pepper to reemerge and kill him.
Tony remotely blows up his featured Iron Man suits
as a showing of devotion to Pepper.
The Covergence, the rare alignment of the nine realms
that open portals between worlds is imminent.
Jane Foster falls through a portal into another world
where she's infected by the Aether.
Thor brings Jane to Asgard.
The Aether wakes the dark elf, Malekith,
who attacks Asgard with a cursed soldier.
Thor's mom is killed protecting Jane from Malekith.
Thor, Jane, and Loki take a secret portal
to Svartalfheim to confront Malekith.
Loki tricks the dark elf into extracting the Aether
from Jane but Thor fails to destroy it
allowing Malekith to draw the Aether's power.
Thor cradles a fatally wounded Loki like a baby.
Thor battles Malekith across multiple worlds
until the dark elf is sent back
to his home world and crushed under his own ship.
Back on Asgard, Loki impersonates Odin and takes the thrown.
Nick Fury raises concerns
about Heli-carrier's link to spy's satellites
with senior SHIELD official, Alexander Pierce.
Fury is ambushed.
He hands off a flash drive to Cap
before being gunned down by the Winter Soldier.
Cap refuses to share the data with Pierce who labels Cap
a fugitive and orders agents to hunt him down.
In an underground bunker Cap and Black Widow
uncover Armin Zolas conscience who reveals
HYDRA has been operating within SHIELD since World War II.
Roger recruits Sam Wilson, AKA Falcon, to help stop HYDRA.
They're attacked by the Winter Soldier
who Cap discovers is none other than his BFF, Bucky.
They escape to, the not dead after all, Fury's safe house.
Black Widow exposes SHIELD's HYDRA problem to the public.
Fury kills Pierce and Bucky fights Cap atop a Heli-carrier.
Cap refuses to fight back.
The airship crashes into SHIELD headquarters
and Bucky pulls an unconscious Cap out of the river.
After witnessing the death of his mother,
Peter Quill is abducted by Yondu Ravager.
Many years later, Quill or Starlord,
as he likes to call himself,
steals an orb containing the power stone.
Gamora ambushes Quill on Xandar.
Rocket Racoon and Groot enter the fray only
for all four to end up in prison.
They enlist the help of Drax to escape
so they can sell the orb to Gamora's buyer.
They take Quill's ship Milano to Nowhere.
The Collector's assistant grabs the orb,
causing an explosion.
Drax gets drunk and summons Ronan to their location.
Nebula destroys her sisters ship,
leaving Gamora floating in space.
Quill rescues Gamora but the orb is lost to Ronan.
Quill enlists Yondu and the Ravengers
to help in exchange for dibs on the orb.
Together with the Nova Corps they fight Ronan over Xandar.
Gamora takes down Nebula, stuck aboard a crashing ship.
Groot sacrifices himself to save the team.
Quill distracts Ronan while Drax
and Rocket destroy the warhammer,
freeing the infinity stone.
The Guardians hold the stone
and together they hold the power to defeat Ronan.
Rocket grows a new Groot from his old pal's remains.
The Avengers raid Baron Strucker's HYDRA base
in Sokovia to retrieve Loki's scepter.
They run into twin test subjects,
Quicksilver and Scarlett Witch.
Stark and Banner secretly use the AI
from the scepters gem to complete
the Ultron Global Defense Program.
Convinced he must edge humanity to save Earth,
Ultron destroys JARVIS and crashes the Avengers party.
Ulton kills Strucker and uses his base
to build an army of Ultron robots.
Ultron's deal with Ulysse Klaw
for Wakandan vibranium is interrupted by the Avengers.
Scarlett Witch forces them to see
terrifying visions causing Banner to Hulk out.
Tony rocks the Hulkbuster armor
to stop the big guy's rampage.
Ultron forces the Korean scientists
to create a powerful body made of vibranium.
Wanda reads Ultron's mind
and sees his plan for human extinction.
The twins turn on Ultron who captures Romanoff and escapes.
Stark uploads Jarvis into the vacant synthetic body
and the Vision is born.
Ultron uses vibranium to lift the Sokovian capital city
high above the ground and plans
to crash it against the Earth and trigger global extinction,
Fury and War Machine help evacuate the floating city
while the Avengers battle Ultron's army.
Quicksilver sacrifices himself to save Hawkeye.
Scarlett Witch destroys Ultron Prime
but the city is falling.
Thor and Iron Man overload the machine,
breaking the poor planet mass and saving the Earth.
From the new Avengers headquarters,
Cap prepares to train his new team.
Hank Pym retires from SHIELD to keep them
from replicating his Ant-Man shrinking tech.
In the present day, his daughter, Hope,
and former prodigy, Darren Cross, run Pym's company.
Cross tests a shrinking suit
of his own deemed the Yellow Jacket.
Free from prison, Scott Lang visits his daughter
but is sent away by his ex and her new policeman husband.
Lang finds out Baskin Robbins don't ply
and is fired due to his criminal record.
Luis convinces a desperate Lang
to join one more, can't miss, heist.
Lang, unknowingly, ends up stealing Pym's Ant-man suit.
Lang returns the suit to Pym
who recruits Lang to be the new Ant-Man.
Pym refuses to let Hope dawn the suit
after losing her mother, the Wasp, to the quantum realm.
Ant-Man has a run in with Falcon.
Lang and his team infiltrate Pym tech
to sabotage Cross's Yellow Jacket
unveiling the subsequent sale the tech to HYDRA.
Ant-Man battles the Yellow Jacket,
ultimately going subatomic to defeat him.
The Avengers stop Brock Rumlow
from stealing a biological weapon
but end up blowing up a bunch of civilians.
After the shit show in Lagos,
Stark endorses the propose Sokovia Accords.
Cap rejects the idea of
the United Nations playing babysitter.
While the Avengers argue, Hemlut Zemo steals a book
with HYDRA's code to control Bucky's mind.
At the signing of the Accords
an explosion kills King T'Chaka of Wakanda.
T'Challa vows to avenge his father's death.
Cap and Black Panther chase Bucky
before being detained by authorities.
Bucky claims Zemo is the real bomber.
Cap forms a rogue unit to stop Zemo
from defrosting an army of mind controlled super soldiers.
Stark assembles a team to stop them.
In Germany, a clash of heroes pursues, so epic,
fanboys around the globe collectively web their pants.
Black Widow flip-flops allowing Cap and Bucky to escape.
Stark secretly follows Cap and they come to a truce.
Zemo reveals Bucky killed Stark's parents
and the battle is back on.
Cap eventually manages to shut down Iron Man's suit
and abandons his shield.
Zemo attempts suicide but Black Panther isn't having
that easy way out bullshit.
In Wakanda, Bucky is given the Capsicle treatment.
Kaecilius steals mystical texts from his former mentor
and an aspiring Professor X cosplayer, the Ancient One.
Arrogant surgeon Steven Strange survives a nasty car wreck
but suffers career ending hand injuries.
Strange seeks the mysterious healers
who helped a paraplegic man walk again.
Mordo welcomes Strange into the Kamar-Taj.
The Ancient One accepts him as a student of the mystic arts.
Strange befriends Master Wong and learns the three sanctums
that protect Earth from inter-dimensional threats.
Kaecilius destroys the London sanctum
and uses the stolen texts to contact Dormammu.
Doctor Strange, aided by the cloak of levitation,
defends the New York sanctum.
Kaecilius kills the Ancient one
and heads for the last sanctum.
Strange and Mordo arrive at Hong Kong
to find everything completely f***ed.
Doctor Strange uses the Eye of Agamotto to reverse time.
He enters the dark dimension
and traps Dormammu in a time loop.
Strange is killed over and over again
until Dormammu accepts his bargain,
leaves Earth, and takes Kaecilius with him.
The Sovereign enlist Quill's guardians
to slay the Abilisk in exchange for Nebula.
Rocket can't resist swiping a few Anulax Batteries.
An unknown entity saves the guardians.
The mysterious reveals himself
to be Ego, Quills celestial father.
Ego invites them to his home planet.
The Sovereign hire Yondu to capture the Guardians.
Yondu refuses to give up Quill. Taser-
(laughs)
Sorry. Taserface leads a mutiny
and Yondu is locked away with Rocket.
They rig up the ship to blow and escape.
Nebula dive bombs her spaceship at Gamora.
They exchange gunfire and argue
about their abusive galactic titan father.
You know. Sister stuff.
Mantis warns Drax of Ego's plan.
Peter uses his newfound celestial power
to help Ego activate his seedlings across the universe.
Until Ego admits he killed Peter's mom.
Quill battles Ego, while Rocket rigs a bomb in Ego's brain.
Yondu sacrifices himself to save Quill.
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all.
Nebula sets off to kill Thanos
and Yondu is send off with proper Ravenger funeral.
In the wake of the Chitauri invasion,
Adrian Toomes cleans up wreckage in Manhattan.
Damage control tells Toomes to take a hike
but he keeps enough Chitauri tech
to create weapons like the vulture suit.
Peter Parker ignores the academic
to focus on crime fighting.
While in Washington for the academic nerd off,
Spider-Man climbs the Washington monument
to save his doomed classmates
and score a few points with his crush.
Spider-Man spoils yet another weapons deal,
triggering a blast that splits the Staten Island Ferry.
Iron Man gives Spidey a time out.
At homecoming, Peter discovers Toomes is his dates father.
Peter leaves the dance to stop him.
Toomes leads Peter to die under a collapsed warehouse
so he bench presses himself free.
Spider-Man steers Stark's
high-jacked jet to a crash landing.
Mr. Stark officially welcomes Peter
to the Avengers but he declines choosing
to remain a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Thor breaks free from bondage
and slays the arrogant fire demon, Surtur.
Thor exposes Loki who has been posing as Odin.
Doctor Strange sends Thor and Loki
to Odin's hiding spot in Norway.
Odin dies, freeing his firstborn,
Hela, the super sexy goddess of death.
Hela crushes Thor's hammer with her bare hands
and tosses her little brothers into space
and brutes that they get sent in Asgard.
Valkyrie captures Thor on the junk planet of Sakaar.
In the Grandmaster's contest of champions,
Thor survives a brutal clash with Hulk.
Thor, Banner, and Valkyrie recruit Loki
because that always turns out so well.
They take of Hela's resurrected army.
Loki places Surtur's crown
in the eternal flame, igniting Ragnorok.
Thor and the surviving Asgardians escape
while Hela is left to die at the hands of Surtur.
Oakland, 1992, King T'Chaka kills his brother
for hooking up Ulysses Klaue with stolen vibranium.
To cover up the truth about his brother,
T'Chaka leaves his orphan nephew behind.
Dick move!
In present day Wakanda, fur-loving,
vegetarian M'Baku challenges T'Challa's coronation as King.
T'Challa bests M'Baku but won't kill him.
Erik Killmonger, T'Chaka's abandoned nephew,
helps Klaue steal the Wakandan artifact in London.
Klaue tips to sell the item to Everett Ross in Korea.
Black Panther shuts it down and hands Klaue over to Ross.
Killmonger breaks Klaue free only
to execute him and drag his body into Wakanda.
Killmonger successful challenges T'Challa's thrown.
He throws T'Challa off a waterfall.
T'Challa snaps out of a coma
and returns to take back Wakanda.
He takes on Killmonger while the tribes wage war.
T'Challa stabs Killmonger who refuses medical attention.
Killmonger chooses to die a freeman over incarceration.
T'Challa turns Erik's childhood apartment building,
in Oakland, into the first Wakandan Outreach Center.
Aww.
Thanos finally gets off his bug purple ass
to collect the infinity stones.
Aided by the Black Order, the mad titan sacks Xandar
and takes the power stone before boarding Thor's ship
carrying surviving Asgardians.
Loki is killed while Hulk escapes to Earth via the Bifrost.
Bruce Banner warns Doctor Strange and Stark of Thanos' plan
to restore balance to the universe through genocide.
Ebony Maw and Obsidian take Manhattan
to collect the time stone
but can't shake Iron Man and Spider-Man.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Black Order ambushes Vision
and Scarlett Witch's make out session
but Captain America and the rogue Avengers intervene.
The Guardians of the Galaxy
come upon Thor floating through space.
Rocket and Groot accompany Thor
to Nidavellir to forge Stormbreaker,
a legendary battleax capable of ending Thanos.
Thanos kidnaps Gamora.
On Vormir, Thanos throws his beloved Gamora
to her death in order to collect the soul stone.
Stark and Spidey free Strange and kill Maw
and head to Titan to confront Thanos.
They meet the rest of the guardians
to devise a plan to stop Thanos.
Strange looks forward in time and shit doesn't look good.
Things don't go according to plan.
Strange trades the time stone for Stark's life.
In Wakanda, the Avengers battle Thanos' army.
Thor arrives in style and the rest
of the Black Order are eliminated.
Desperate, Wanda kills Vision
to stop Thanos from taking the mind stone.
Thanos reverses time and claims the mind stone.
Thor throws Stormbreaker into Thanos' chest
but it doesn't stop him from snapping half the universe
into dust, including most of your favorite heroes.
The avengers defeated, Thanos enjoys a beautiful sunset.
Not long before the snapening,
Scott Lang is on house arrest.
A strange from the Pym's for working
with Cap's rogue Avengers in Germany.
Yeah, this feels pretty low stakes
all this considered, right?
Right.
Anyway, Lang reaches out to Hope
regarding weird messages he's been getting
via quantum entanglement with her mother,
the original Wasp, Janet van Dyne.
Hank and Hope kidnap Scott to help locate Janet
in the subatomic levels of the quantum realm,
but all three end up captured by Ghosts
and Hank's former partner, Bill Foster,
in effort to gather quantum energy from Janet.
Pym and Hope escape but are captured by the FBI.
Shit, for people who can shrink,
you'd think this family would be more elusive.
Scott breaks them out.
Hank descends to the quantum realm to rescue his wife.
They reunite and kiss,
despite her not brushing her teeth in for like, 30 years.
Janet hooks Ghost up
with some quantum energy and she's cured.
Both Ant-Men are reunited with their Wasps
and all is well until they decide
to mess around in the quantum realm again at,
literally, the worst possible time.
The Avengers lost, Tony's Stark's stranded in space,
Thanos is farming or something.
All hope rests on a 20 year old pager
from Radio Shack's successfully transmitting
a distress signal across the galaxy.
(deep wheezy inhale)
And that's the story of every Marvel movie so far.
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