Daniel: All right
Today we're gonna be talking about
ARE WE A PSYCHOPATH?
You guys can actually figure out whether you're psychopath or not
By answering a couple of riddles
You can determine whether you're psychopath or not
By looking at how you answer the questions
Hosuh: All right, what is this test?
Let's uh... Give it a try
D: So there's a-- there's a list of questions that you would have to answer
In order to figure out whether you are psychopath or not
And just to let you guys know
This is-- this is not anything scientific
This is just kind of for-funsies-sake
So if you do get them right, don't worry about it
Right?
[Snickering]
H: We'll see
D: Now, this first one... it's-- it's kind of messed up
But it's an easy question
Now, there's a little kid
And he got presents from Santa Claus
He got a soccer ball and he got a bicycle
But the kid was not happy
Why?
Stephen: He could've had more stuff?
H: Is this multiple choice?
D: No, it's not multiple choice H: Do we get a scantron?
H: Oh, so we just say whatever comes to our mind?
D: Yeah, you guys just gotta figure it out
H: Oh wow
S: Yeah no-- the kid wanted more stuff or something else
The kid's greedy
Kids are greedy
D: What about you, Hosuh?
H: Umm... He...
The kid knows that Santa Claus isn't real
And that Santa Claus is his dad
D: Okay
Well, sorry, both of you guys are wrong
Any normal person would say either the kid didn't like the present
Or the kid wanted more presents...
But a psychopath will say:
The kid din't have any legs
S: WHAT?
D: Interesting
S: WHAT?
H, snickering: This is so dark
S: That was so out of left field, Daniel?!
D: All right, next question! [Hosuh still snickering in the background]
D: One night, a man goes out because he is thirsty and has to drink some water
After he finishes drinking water, he looks to the right and he sees a robber
Now, this man runs away and goes and hides in the closet
Now, if you were the robber that saw this
And you had a knife in your hand
What would you do?
S: Depends what I'm stealing
If I'm stealing something valuable - no witnesses
D: Yes, but what would you do? Tell me what you would do
S: I would pretend like I'm walking away
I would open the front door, close the front door
Let him come out, stab him when he comes out
Easy, no witnesses
D: What would you do, Hosuh?
I'd just get the hell out of their house
Someone saw me, let's get out
D: Oh wow, Stephen, you actually got that question right [Cheering sfx]
S: Good D: So, normal person would say:
They would open the closet and kill them or they would just run away
But a psychopath will say they will wait quietly
S: Oh shit, really?! Oh my god D: Until that person comes out and then kill them
H: Wow
S: Oh shit, I was actually saying that
Oh my God, okay
D, afraid: So, uh... Stephen, about that party next week
I don't think you should come
[Laughing]
D: Don't worry, I won't bring a knife
Knives are too informal
D: All right, question number 3
You're living in an apartment
You are on the 5th floor and you are just...
You're tired but you decide to look out the window
And... When you looked out the window, you witnessed a man being murdered by another man
But then that man saw you, too
And then instantly that man pointed a finger at you
And moved that finger
Up and down, up and down a couple of times
Now, what did that mean?
H: So... The man who killed him, kill-- killed the other man, saw me and then pointed at me
And then moved his fingers up and down and up and down
S: That means he's coming for me next
He saw the-- he saw me see the murder
No witnesses
H: But why up and down and up and down?
There's got to be a reason for this
'Cause you would usually go left and right and left and right
Or place two fingers on your eyes and then on them
As "I'm looking at you, I'll be watching" or something like that
You know what I mean?
Why up and down and up and down?
Hm...
D: Well, you guys are out of time
The answer is...
[Snickering]
The psychopath is actually counting the floors
D: So which floor are you living in H: Holy shit!
H: That's-- that's creepy D: Yeah, any--
S: Oh wait, oh that's what you mean?
D: Now, a normal person will say:
"Oh, he's pointing at you, like, oh it's a-- it's a threat"
But a psychopath will answer "Oh, the guy is counting the stairs"
S: Oh...
That makes sense though
I was confused as to what the question was asking, but... yeah
Next, next
D: Next question!
You are a girl and you're at your aunts' funeral
And you are mourning and then you see, right next to you, a really handsome man
Tha you fall in love with instantly
The man is wearing all black and he has a black hair
The next night, you kill your sister
Now, why did you kill her?
S: So you can see him again at her funeral
D: Stephen got it right! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ [Cheering sfx]
D: Yup, Stephen, I think you might be a psychopath
S: Oh my god... D: So, a normal person says:
"Oh, um, because that girl might be dating that handsome man"
Or "That handsome man might like the girl."
But the psychopath will say
"I will kill the girl so that there'll be another funeral to see that man"
S: Yeah...
D: Wow, um, okay...
D: That's kind of... You're messed up S: That's really weird
H: Stephen, are you okay?
D: Stephen...
S: I'm great!
S: I'm great, Hosuh! Where do you live?
I'm great! ʘ‿ʘ
H, over the horizon: You can come over here
All the way in Montreal
D: Oh man, Stephen
All right, next question
Now, this one is a multiple choice
S: Okay
D: I need you guys to close your eyes and imagine this with me
H: Okay
D: You're in this forest and it's super dark, all right?
And you're walking through the forest and you feel something's behing your back
And so you turn around as fast as you can
What do you see?
One:
The opposite sex
Two:
Nothing
Three:
A ghost
Four:
A wild animal
Five:
A dog
H: Nothing
S: I'm pretty sure the answer to psychopath is a girl
Or like the opposite sex
D: Both of you guys are normal human beings
The answer is:
A dog
S: Why?
D: I actually don't know the specific reason
But John Hopkins, professor of, I think...
Harvard?
Did this-- did this psychological test where psychopaths has the highest chance of picking dogs
S: Well, I mean like, I guess a member of the opposite sex is a human being
So, regular people interact with human beings, so it's probably not that one
Nothing - because you're not crazy
Ghost isn't a real thing so it's not really tangible
And wild animal is unfamiliar
And it's not a human companion
So that's probably why it's gonna be a dog
H: But why don't normal people choose it?
D: Cuz normal people are scared of the opposite sex, wild animals, nothing and ghosts
H: You're scared of the opposite sex?
D: I don't know
S: No proof. We are speculating
H: Okay
D: All right, last question, guys
Stephen, if you get this right, I swear I don't think we can be friends
[Laughing]
So this murderer decides to stab another man
And he stabbed him five times
And after stabbing him five times, he left the elevator
Since this elevator had windows everywhere, you can actually see inside the elevator
And this murderer just kept on watching the elevator
Why?
H: So you said the elevator had windows, right?
D: Mhm •◡•
H: But... It could also be an elevator that is made out of glass
And it's a mall elevator
And since, if someone had died in the elevator, everyone else would be watching
So, the man who killed the guy, if he wasn't watching
That would kind of stand out
If he was the only one who wasn't watching
S: Yeah, I know, I get what Hosuh is trying to say
H: So, he watched the person bleeding to death inside the elevator, just as any other mall customer would do
D: Correct!
He did not flee the scene because it would've been awkward to find anyone walking away
From that kind of horrid scene
Good job guys!
I mean, you guys didn't get all of it right
But, Hosuh, you're a normal person
Stephen...
I love you and I care about you [Snickering in the background]
[Laughing]
S: Okay
D: All right
Also
It's important to just remind everyone that this is just a simple test
It has nothing to do with real science
It's...
One of these fun pseudo-science questions that if you do get right
You're probably smarter than the rest of us but...
You know, it's just a quiz man, don't worry about it
S: Don't worry, sometimes the voices in your head are your best friends
DANIEL
HOSUH
ANDREW
Quack •◡•