WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MAISIE.
>> SORRY, JAMES.
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
>> James: DID I JUST HAVE A STROKE?
(LAUGHTER) HAVE YOU JUST REALIZED THAT I
ASKED YOU ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND AT THE VERY TOP OF THE SHOW AND YOU
THOUGHT OH WAIT, IF HE GOES TO BREAK, IF HE GOES TO BREAK
WITHOUT ME ASKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I'M RUDE.
IT WAS FINE.
MY WEEKEND WAS FINE.
YOU SHOULD NO BETTER-- NO BETTER THAN THAT, IT WAS FINE.
>> DIDN'T HAVE HAVE A BIRTHDAY.
>> James: I DID HAVE A BIRTHDAY.
I CAN-- YES, I HAVE MY-- OKAY, I SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
I HAVE MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY.
AND I, I WILL BE HONEST, I FELT THAT SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN I
CAME TO GO INTO THE STUDIO EARLIER AND SOMEONE GOES, YOU
CAN'T GO IN THERE!
, I DIDN'T ASK WHY, I JUST THOUGHT OKAY.
YES.
I DID REG YEA TRK WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
IT WAS VERY RELAXED, JUST WITH THE KIDS, THAT WHAT IT.
>> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING.
>> James: THAT WAS ALL I DID.
>> Reggie: WELL, WE GOT YOU CAKE.
♪ ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JAMES.
♪ HAPPY BIFORT D BIRTHDAY.
♪ TO YOU.
♪.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
>> James: I WAS GOING TO BLOW IT OUT.
>> DON'T BLOW IT OUT THERE SAY PANDEMIC GOING ON RIGHT NOW, IF
YOU BLOW ON THE CANDLES NONE OF THE REST OF US CAN HAVE ANY CAKE
AND I'M NOT GO ITING TO ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN.
WE ACTUALLY GOT YOU SOMETHING SO YOU CAN STILL BLOW OUT THE
CANDLES AND MAKE A WISH, HERE YOU GO.
>> James: THERE IS FANTASTIC.
HOW DOES IT WORK.
>> NAGS' IT.
>> James: OKAY.
DO I STILL MAKE A WISH.
>> MAKE A GOOD ONE.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I MADE A WISH AND YET WE ARE ALL STILL HERE DOING
THIS.
(LAUGHTER) THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH.
THAT IS INCREDIBLY KIND.
BLESS YOU.
>> Reggie: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
SO THIS IS EXCITING, THERE IS A FRIEND THAT SENT IN A SPECIAL
VIDEO MESSAGE THAT I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE.
>> James: OKAY.
>> James: NO WAY, OH, COME ON.
THIS GUY.
YEAH!
THAT'S DOLLAR YUSES.
THAT'S WONDERFUL-- THAT'S GLORIOUS, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
WOW.
>> Reggie: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
>> James: LET ME GO TO THE BREAK.
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>> Reggie: WE HAVE A REALLY EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT.
WE'VE GOTTEN YOU A BRAND NEW DESK!
>> James: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, IT IS SPECIAL,.
>> James: OKAY.
>> Reggie: NOW WE WANTED TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DIFFERENT.
OF COURSE WE CAN'T THESE DAYS.
>> James: YES.
>> SO WE DECIDED TO BRING DINNER TO YOU, THIS SAY SPECIAL DECKS,
THIS IS A GRILLING DECKS, A HIBACHI, GRILLING DESK.
>> IF YOU FLIP THE LID UP, THERE SAY GRILL ON THERE.
WE CAN'T TAKE YOU OUT FOR YOUR BIRTH DAY, THIS WAY IT IS YOUR
BIRTHDAY, YOU CAN COOK FOR US.
>> James: NO WAY.
>> IN IS A GRILL THERE, SOME OIL AND SOY SAUCE BELOW IT.
>> James: YEAH.
>> AND YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW TO-- UP A LITTLE FOOD FOR
YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> Reggie: YEAH, PULL IT OUT.
>> James: WHAT!
>> James: OH WOW.
HANG ON, SO I CAN JUST.
>> YOU WANT TO THROW A LITTLE OIL ON THERE, GET IT HEATED UP
SWRZ I'M PUTTING OIL ON.
>> IT IS HEATING UP, YOU YOU JUST THROW SOME SCHIMP ARE, WE
GOT MUSHROOMS, YOU CAN CRACK AN EGG ON THERE.
YOU WANT TO GET IT GOING.
>> James: THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS.
>> I HAVE A SIMILAR SET UP IN TE DAK BOARD OF MY CAR, SO IF
YOU NEED ANY HELP.
>> James: SO HANG BE O, LET'S GET SOME-- LET'S SEE IF-- THERE
YOU GO, OH, NOW WE'RE SIZZLING.
NOW WE'RE SIZZLING.
OKAY.
OH, GUYS.
LET'S GET A BIT MORE.
ALL RIGHT.
GET SOME MUSHROOM ON THERE.
SO THOSE SHRIMPS ARE GOING THERE.
WHAT DO I DO HERE, WHAT DO I DO WITH THE RICE?
DUMP IT ON THERE, ADD AN EGG?
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> YEAH, BABY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL EAT TONIGHT, GUYS.
HANG ON.
I'VE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING.
>> PULL IT OUT.
>> I THINK I'M MAKING EGG FRIED RICE.
I HAVE BEEN TO A RESTAURANT BUT DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW HOW TO COOK
IT.
>> OH, THIS IS GOOD.
>> NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CONFIDENT, ASK PEOPLE WHERE THEY ARE FROM
AND THROW FOOD AT THEM, THAT IS THE WHOLE THING.
>> REALLY?
HAGAR.
>> YOU ARE VEGAN, RIGHT.
>> NO.
>> James: DO YOU EAT SHRIMP OR A MUSHROOM.
>> MUSHROOM.
>> NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
>> James: YOU WANT, NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
>> TOO LIGHT.
>> James: A MUSHROOM.
>> WELL MAYBE.
>> James: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
>> OKAY GOT TO CATCH IT STRAIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH, OKAY, HAGAR,
MUSHROOM.
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> James: LET'S GO.
>> James: WAIT, HANG ON.
OKAY.
MUSHROOM?
>> YES SWRZ OH BOLLOCKS.
WHO WANTS A SHRIMP.
MARK, COMING AT YOU, BABY, YOU READY?
MARK!
OH LAUREN, ARE YOU STILL ON A CLEANSE?
OKAY.
OH.
JOHN OLIVER-- I THINK WHEN JOHN OLIVER IS REALLY UNPACKING, LIKE
SOME REAL DEEP INJUSTICE, IT WOULD REALLY HELP IF HE WAS JUST
TOSSING SHRIMP INTO A HAT.
IAN, DO YOU WANT A SHRIMP.
>> I'M READY FOR IT.
>> James: COMING UP.
IAN, YOU WANT A SHRIMP.
>> HIT ME.
>> James: OH!
OE MORE, IN THE MOUTH, READY?
IAN, YOU WANT A SHRIMP?
>> YES.
>> James: NO, OH MY GD, OH MY GOD!
COME ON!
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