Hey! Get up! get up! Get up! get up! Get up! Get up! Lolololololo
fuck you omachao.
Dude! Seriously!? Shut up, man!
HEY!
AH!
You have to saaaave the world!
Does it look like I care!?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEE THE WOOOORR-
*DEAD, NO BIG SURPRISE.*
Tails: Notice me senpai! Notice me senpai! Notice me Sonic: Tails! Shut the fuck up!
Sonic adventure 3: Sonic the derphog
Oh what- what the fuck.
Eggman: hi friend! do you like my eggbot 2000?
PIIINGAAS!
It's shit!
Eggman: wow wow! hey no need to get mean!
yeah sonic >:(
Eggman: the bot has feelings to!
*i will murder you :3*
Sonic: uhh, why is it bending over!
Eggman: I think that's the mating position?
Sonic: ok eggman just what do you want?
I just wanna to be your friend!
*scream*
Bring me that ass!
Too easy! Piece the cake!
*evil laugh*
Pingas!
*scream*
Phew
Oh you touch mah trallala
OH WHAT THE FUCK!?!??!
WTF?!
*SCREAM*
*DED.*
OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?!? *cry*
Pingas
Pinga
*DED 2.0*
Sonic: I... I ca't take it anymore! I'm gonna do it!
Sonic: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
*bai sonic! :D*
Sonic: GOODBYEY TO EVERY FRIEND I KNEW!!!
Tails and Amy: Notice me senpai! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!! BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY, BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!!!!
Sonic: ...WHY HASN'T THIS FALL ENDED YET?
*spring to the rescue!*
What's up?
Sonic: AH! get away from me pinhead!
Eggman: who you calling pinhead? (FS: oh jesus.)
Sonic: LET ME OUT! Eggman: let's go to my house!
Yes! (FS: NO!)
Eggman: Don't touch the buttons!
*screams*
*alert by touch button* (FS: oh fuck.)
Eggman: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS ANY BUTTONS!!
(FS: OH NO IT'S SONIC 06 ALL OVER AGAIN.)
Sonic: GREAT! Thanks a lot Eggman!
Eggman: what?
Sonic: WOW!...umm nothing...
Eggman: what is this place? I can rule this place!
Eggman: yes! I can see it now!
Eggman: RESPECT ME! FOR I AM DR IVO ROBOTNIK!
NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD!!!!!
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK
Sonic: I'm getting out of here!
Eggman: HEY! What about me!?
Welcome to human world
Sonic: ...are we... in a diffrent dimension or something?
Sonic: huh?!
BREAKING NEWS
Welcome to human news. We got some awesome news for you. But first, barring news: The alien's crashing landing in human city.
I have with me a really sad alien.
Hi there. Where do you come from?
You are really good looking! I just want spank your arse and be like, bleblebluuueh!
In other news: Nothing has happen.
*sigh*
LERRRROOOOYYYY!!!! *crashing*
The fuck?
Sonic: You're getting me back home! Got it Eggman!?
Sonic: sweet mother of God...
GET ME THE HECK OUTTA OF HERE!!!!
Eggman: We're out of gas... (FS: welp, sonic's doomed.)
Petrol shop
Eggman: OK! Who can blend in the best?
Yo, what's up?
Brilliant
*giggles*
O-oh
OH MY GOD!!!! AHHHH! AHHHH!
*Eggman screaming like a baby*
*panting*
Tubby custard. Tubby custard
*Eggman screaming like a baby, AGAIN*
Sonic: huh... This place isn't so bad!
*Eggman screaming while drowning*
*chuckles*
Eggman: This is perfect! I shall take over this place!
Eggman: and I shall call it:
EGGLAND!
Sonic: right... Ok I'm leaving
Eggman: Wait wait! Let me get something!
SnooPINGAS usual, I see (FS: oh god not this peice of garbage again.)
Eggman: EGGBOT 2.0! You shall nicely ask the owner of this place to hand over their hand!
No! (FS: DAMN!!)
Eggman: HEY! Don't defy my orders stupid robot!
*feels*
*crazy mode activated*
Eggman: Ok now we can go!
Hohoho!
No!
The fuck?
Mario: WILL YOU SHUT UP? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Sonic: I got this! I have plenty of rings!
Sonic: I'm invisible! I have collected a lot of rings! :D
Eggman: nnnope! No rings! You liar! >:(
Eggman: it seems that I must finish it!
Eggman: I present to you my secret weapon!
*HOLY SHIT!*
Pingas! Pingas! Pingas! Pingas! Pingas!
*KA-BOOM!*
My! That's a snazzy performance!
Bitch!
NUCLEAR MISSILE MODE ACTIVATED
Oh shit!
Eggman!
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
Eggman: It's so evil... Brings a tear to my eyes...
Heh, o-oh
One day in teletubbyland, Doctor Robotnik made a bowl of tubby custard (FS: oh god please no.)
*Eggman screaming like a baby again*
You son of bitch!
NO!
(GOTTA GO FEST)
*grunting*
Oh look!
:D a pretty star!
*STEVE?! GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE!*
You're too slow!
STOP!
(FS: oh for fuck sake.)
HI GIANT FLYING STAR!
IT'S A TRAP!!!
Come on! Step it up, bitch!
EGGBOT VICTOIRY DANCE!!!!
*Warning!*
*TOUCH MY, PINGAS!*
*HAHAH, PINGAS!*
Rouge: *singing* Tails: NOTICE ME SENPAI!
Rouge: *singing* Tails: NOTICE ME SENPAI, BIIIITTCCHH! Shadow: loolorlorlorlrolrorlorlorlrolr (xd)
Rouge: *singing* Amy: I did it :D
Knuckles: GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
KABOOM
*Eggman still screaming like a baby*
You saved the world
THE END
*STILL SCREAMING*
English subtites by fredbear spacebear!