We all have cellphones, so come on, let’s get real.
Cellphones --
Let’s get real.
Let’s get real, oh
We all have cellphones, so come on, let’s get real.
We all got ’em -- we all have cellphones, so come on, let’s get real.
Cellphones—
Cellphones, Get real now.
Let’s get real.
If you have a cellphone here tonight, I want you to stand proudly,
Wave that cellphone and sing—
We all have cellphones, so come on, let’s get real.
We all got ’em now—we al have cellphones, so come on, let’s get real.
Cellphones—
A long, long time ago, In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn could talk the federation in
to maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn’t thrill us.
They locked the door and tried to kill us.
We escaped from that gas, then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine
That’s where we found this boy.
Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
may be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
Did you know this junkyard slave isn’t even old enough to shave,
but he can use the Force, they say.
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the Queen though he’s just nine and she’s fourteen.
Yah, he’s probably gonna marry her someday.
Well, I know he built C-3PO
and I’ve heard how fast his pod can go.
And we were broke, it’s true so we made a wager or two.
He was a prepubescent flyin’ ace
and the minute Jabba started off that race,
well, I knew who would win first place—
oh yes, it was our boy.
We started singin’—
My my, this here Anakin guy
may be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry.
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
Now we finally got to Coruscant.
The Jedi Council we knew would want to see how good the boy could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale how his midi-chlorians were off the scale,
and he might fulfill that prophecy.
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course.
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid.
Oh, training they forbid,
because Yoda sensed in him much fear.
And Qui-Gon said “Now listen here,
just stick it in your pointy ear, I still will teach this boy”.
He was singin’—
My my, this here Anakin guy
may be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
We caught a ride back to Naboo ’cause Queen Amidala wanted to.
I frankly would’ve liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war and it wasn’t long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day.
In the end some Gunguns died, some ships blew up and some pilots fried.
A lot of folks were croakin’, the battle droids were broken.
And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he’s toast.
Well, I’m still here and he’s a ghost.
I guess I’ll train this boy.
I was singin’—
My my, this here Anakin guy
may be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”
“Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
We were singin’—
My my, this here Anakin guy
may be Vader someday later, now he’s just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,
sayin’ “Soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log.
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda”
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen, a guy who looks like a muppet but he’s wrinkled and green.
Oh my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand.
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
and I never ever been a Jedi before.
But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course.
He said “Go to Yoda and he’ll show you the Force”.
Now, I’m not the kind that’ll argue with Ben.
So it looks I’m gonna start all over again with my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
So I used the force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
and I stood on my head.
But I won’t forget what Yoda said—
He said “Luke, stay away from the darker side.
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide.”
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed, but remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed.
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess, so I gonna have to leaving Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day.
I’ll be playing this part ’till I’m old and grey.
The long-term contract I had to sign, says I’ll be making these movies ’till the end of time,
Oh with my Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Okay, you sing!
Okay, just this guy.
na din din da na din din da
da tsin tsin da da din din da
boom shakalakalaka boom shakalakalaka
Nyaaaaaaaaaa-ahh! PORK!
Homina! Homina! Homina homina homina!
ba ba oom mow mow ba ba oom mow ma mow
Mmmmmmmmmm... doggie!
Hey cutta cutta cutta cutta cutta, eeh ah!
Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la Hanu lipo ita paalai
Everybody!
Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la Hanu lipo ita paalai
Oh baby!
Au we ta huala
Oy.. Zicke zacke zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!
Zicke zacke zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!
Ring ding ding, rum bum bum
riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum
Ring ding ding, rum bum bum
riki daba daba bum
La la la, nice lady!
Ohababa mama munigurujea
Quay Quay Ohoababa yum
Yanumoa gajerinyamo dariji guru
Koalanoiuum dho
Quay zay﻿ byoremietem
Quozi lo bundabundasi
Wandawan gajerinyamo
Serejinkuza Humbabamaka
When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy Haunts materialize
and begin to vocalize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize
Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Din, dan, don. Din, dan, don.
Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei,
ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei.
oh-oh-oh-oh
I sò fradei fan la fritada.
ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada.
Oh-oh-oh-o-oh!
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacka boom boom
crimpity crimpity now now.
crimpity crimpity ask me how.
crimpity crimpity humble pie.
crimpity crimpity.
boing ding boing boing ting
crimpity crimpity ping pong
eeh oh eeh
shmm...eeh oh eeh
shmm... eeh oh eeh
shmm...
OOH!
tja tja tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
EEH!
tja tja tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
TJAK TJAK!
tja tja tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
tja tja tjak tja tjaka tjak tjak tjaka
Huh brrrrrr
cutta cutta cutta cutta
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuh-ta di da
cuh ta di da
cuh-ta di da
cuh-ta di da!
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Thank you Brussels! I love you all! Goodbye!