Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye -
and welcome back finally to more Cuphead!
I only got two episodes of it recorded before I went on tour and I made me sad 'cause people really liked it and I
really liked it and I'm gonna be terrible at the game now that I'm back into it, but
I have some coins that I can spend I said that I was gonna use my coins to buy some
"Decent upgrades" 'cause I fucked it up last time
(Gruffly) Welcome!
He's a scary voice.
'Cause I didn't realize some of them going through the same area, so I kind of want the spread shot
But I also want to take the smoke bomb, but I can't get both I need ONE more coin!
SHI- If I get the dash, it replaces my... lives I have four lives, but I do less damage -
But if I get the smoke bomb then I can dash without being seen,
so I can dodge attacks completely instead of being hit by them.
God my throat got all scratchy all of a sudden.
Aw, he has a picture of his wife down there in the bottom right!
Or at least just some pork pin-up lady.
Um... I kinda...
Short range with great damage if you can keep close to your target.
I kind of want that one...
'Cause this is a spread shot, I'll get that.
A lobber
Medium range and good damage with a slow rate of fire
(Grufflly) Goodbye!
And then if I get another coin I can go back and get that one.
Um...Let me see how this works-
Shot-B: Short range? Yeah.
Okay, so now I have Spread Shot in there
But how do we change them around, is the question?
Floral Fury! And I thought in my head last time - I was like ugh.
Should I go down to simple? I was like, no.
I should just keep trying, I'm so close to beating it, and then I was some of them I might go down to simple
But apparently if you do the game in simple mode you can't finish the game.
You don't get the contract if you finish a boss in simple mode - you have to finish it in regular mode before you can even-
You can go through the game that way
But you can't fight the final boss until you have them all done in regular mode, which I think is absolute bullshit.
I think that that's a stupid design decision to make but
What are you gonna? It's there.
I mean I guess yeah you earn your your way, but...
OK, switch weapon.
Aw, this music's cool!
Don't know what to do about this boss battle.
OH is that a pink one - shit! Fuck!
OK they grow, ok...
Good to know. Good to know that all them grow.
God I hate this - I fucking hate this! I have to pay attention to so many things!
Okay, maybe if I just shoot him.
That's a pink one! Fuck!
(Singing along) Doo x 15
I actually listen to this on the soundtrack.
(frustrated grunts)
Oh my god...
(weird inhale) Ok.
(Announcer voice) And begin!
I can do this this time.
I have to hit you in the head?
Great. 'Cause I'm too busy paying attention to what the fuck is happening above me and around me.
Rather than paying attention- fuck I tried to dodge it -rather than paying attention to him...
...'Cause I have to do that!
Fuck me man- FUCK ME MAN!
This boss sucks!
WOAH! I got a fucking big boomer with that one!
OK, I can't shoot down.
And this is a short-range attack so I have to be like right on him to do this.
I'm getting the first round down!
Ah-- fuck's sake! I can't even get past stage one!
(Singing along with the game music)
I am fucking you up, bro! What is that thing?!
(Yells)
DAA! I was just about to use my super-power-up move!
Okay, this is do-able! This is beatable!
(Funny voice) Extreme pollination and total domination!
I fucking gotchu, Flower bitch!
Who is this guy what's his name?
These do a lot of damage. I like this move.
Ok, keepn' an eye on everything.
(More singing)
I don't know what my super-power-up move is with this.
Shit, I hate these!
Ahh, I jumped- I jumped- I hit it!
You fuck!
What is my mega super move with this?
OOOOOOOOHHH!
Okay, what's happening? What's happening? I dont know whats happening!! (whispering) fff-fuck
How close that I get? Oh god I'm still not even close. Jesus Christ.
(Announcer voice) It's on!
I need to get rid of my health thing. I need to change that.
'Cause I'm doing- I'm doing less damage.
I can take more hits, but I'm doing less damage, which all matter- it all works out in the end anyway.
It all ends up being the same.
(high pitch) AH!
(even More singing with Jack)
Got him got him got him- No! (starts yelling)
(yelling turns to triumphant laughter)
(high pitch) AH!
(high pitch) AAHH!
I tried to fall off but I didn't get to the edge!
I'm glad I bought this because this is really good for all of this fight, for these guys around here...
FUCK!
I got this!
(Jack yells yet again)
I don't know what I'm doin'!
Okay, let's exit to map for a second. I'm taking off that health thing.
Four hits are great, but if I'm doing less damage... I want to see how much less damage I do.
Wait what's this?
The first parry move is automatic, all you need to do is jump. Ok.
I can't just equip nothin'
Okay, okay, okay
Maybe I should just stay back here and do this.
No 'cause not all of them hit him. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, god. There's a lot happening on screen that I don't like!
Need to kill this fucker up top.
An ex- SHIT, dude! fuck OFF!
I didn't even get to the final stage this time. ok I need my- I need the health.
Shit. Shit. Shit!
Okay use all the power-up moves!
YHAAA!
Okay, last section. I haven't even taken a hit yet.
This is- this is looking good. This is looking good. Oh shit.
K, I have to be constantly aware of that now I guess.
(Normal Pitch) AAAAAAAAAHHH
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
C'mon baby, C'mon baby
C'MON BABY!
Please, Please, Please, PLEASE
P L E A S E
YEAH!
WOAH!
Oh GOD! Dude I was on fucking fire for the first part of that fight.
(triumphant laugh)
I don't fucking care about my grade I'm just glad I finish these fights.
duh-duh-da-duh dittle ittle it doo
Makes you feel good about yourself, makes you feel important.
Okay. Let's fight some froggy bitches!
(Cuphead!) Cuphead!
The Cageny Carnation.
That's what his name was! Well guess what Cagneny Carnation, I just destroyed you!
K, now I have to go all the way around.
Here I also forgot about- in that whole fight- I have a dodge move.
I forgot COMPLETELY that I have a dodge move. That's stupid. Er- where they down here?
Do do, duh do do, duh do do, do do, doe do do, do do do da-do doo
"Clip Joint Calamity", Ribby and Croaks.
Okay
It's a swell day!
(Corrects himself) Good day for a swell battle.
Okay...'cause the whole thing-
Da, fuck!
- The whole thing about these fights is learning...
- the boss's moves. So you die over and over and over and over and over and over and over again -
Oh god, oh god - Okay, so I can shoot you
Got it okay.
Yikes. Oh god I just got to the end of the first stage.
OK, these only have 3 stages.
I got this, okay. This-
This shot is absolutely imperative for that section. Uh oh.
What's that mean? What does that mean? Oh God.
Oh shit now they're on either sides of the screen.
Oh, fuck!
Am I even hitting him with that?
Oh man. Ugh that was only a stage and a half!
(gets pumped up)
I can do it though, no problemo- oh you're starting this time.
Ah! Ah!
'Kay, we're into this section already, this is good.
This is very good!
Oh god I hate this. Oh god this sucks.
Ahh...
K, fuck this.
(quick scream)
Please tell me this is all you guys do during this phase. I can handle this!
This is very manageable-
-ah, fuck. FUCK!
I just walked right into it! How close?
(hisses) It hurts! It hurts!
'You went for broke and now you're croaked!"
That might be my favorite part of this game, seeing those uh, dialog options after each fight.
Why do you start you big bitch?
These guys you can all kill as they come out- shit.
Not if I'm a stoop(id).
(grunt) uhhhhhh
Never wastin'- waste an opportunity!
Shoot up, shoot across, shoot up shoot down shoot across
Shoot all about town!
Okay nice!
Hup!
We're already into the second phase.
BUUUUUUHHHH uh-oh uh-oh
AH FUCK
This is the one! This is the one I'm not gonna go home empty-handed.
Oh shit, what are you doing? What are you doing?
What? Ew! He ate him!
Oh shit, oh shit! Okay.
I'm not hitting anything.
What the FUCK?
Man I didn't even get that much further... Jesus!
God these go on forever! It's actually probably only like three minutes.
It just feels like forever suck him up, suck him up! There you go!
Ah shit the first hit I took!
OK, I have NO idea how this section of the fight works.
Let- fuck me come on! OK, I don't know what that means.
Oh!
FUCK OFF!
God I did so well in the first two sections. I didn't take any hits!
It's good a big problem with this game is that the effects and everything look GORGEOUS, all the smoke and everything going off-
- but it obscures the gameplay.
So sometimes it's hard to figure out where your character is or what's going on on screen just because you can't see shit
'Cause all the smoke clouds going around.
OK, what do we get?
The same thing again? I'm fucking doing this.
F R U S T R A T I N G
YES! I thought I had - though I had way fucking more to go!
YEAH BABY!
God it feels good!
Dodged fuck all in that fight!
Fuck yeah! B-, (slightly different voice) a brand new record!
Ahh that felt good. Is that all the stuff in the world now, do I get to move on to the next one?
Cuphead!
Ba-da-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do, da-bud-a-bum-bum-buh
Wait, where am I moving onto? What's next?
Oh.
The Die House... is this the one with
(Singing) IIII'm Mr King Dice - Yeah, fucking love this song!
(In game song) I'm Mr. King Dice! I'm the game'st in the land-
Fun fact: did you know a woman sings this?
It's an impressive voice.
Can I go by?
(As Mr. King Dice) Well ain't that a pip! Looks like you really put the kibosh on them debtors. You can head on over to the next isle.
Plenty more marks for you to lead- learn out there, lead out the- I don't know.
Okay, so you can't even exit the world until you get all the contracts. I didn't know that.
"Hey, guys, thank the stairs I caught up with you! I believe I've found a way out of this mess you're in!"
"Hawt dog, you have!?"
"Your strength is growing - soon you'll be a match for that no-good King Dice, and maybe even the Devil himself!"
"Golly, do you really think ?"
"I do!"
"But you'll never get close to the devil unless you already have those soul contracts in hand!"
"Only then will you get a chance to turn the tables on that fiend!"
"So when that time comes, do the right thing!"
Okay, Thank You Mr.Kettle Boy. Man. Grandad. We appreciate it!
Okay, what's next? Can I just- can I just do a regular level?
Who are you guys?
Oh, you're the barbershop quartet! "Whoever heard of a barbershop trio? We can't find our fourth member-
We will never sound right again! Be a pal and let us know if you spot him, won't you?"
(more singing) Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman!
"Beppi the Clown".
(Pennywise voice) "What a nice boat! Do you want it back?"
Okay, what's this?
"Through all your battles and all my rhymes, you have failed and perished 42 times."
Well I actually thought it's a lot more than that so okay, thanks.
I'm feeling pretty good about myself!
As I jaunt through this festive evening.
"Djimmi the Great". I want a level though, I don't want a boss.
"Baroness Von Bon Bon".
"Good timing, fellas!
I just added an upgrade on your areoplanes! Now you can wallop your foes with bombs!
Just switch your weapon whenever it strikes your fancy. Try it out!
Airplanes are now equipped with mini bombs! Switch your weapon during battle anytime!"
Okay.
Fine let's go fight Beppi the Clown.
(Singing) Da do da do da do
I don't think I've ever seen this boss. Nope.
Some of the bosses I've seen- ow, shit!
Okay... Fuck me.
Alright.So never mind the ducks!
He's gonna wind up and- argh, that's hard to judge.
Okay, just have to get the timing of it right.
Okay, got it.
(Deep inhale)
Yeah, he fell off! Fuck you dude!
Is he dead?
Okay, you're not dead. Yeah, ooooh now his fucking head is massive.
Shoot his balloons!
C'MON! Fuck me!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
"What'd the balloon animals think of the cup? Quite the gob-let-down!"
"You'll float too, YOU"LL FLOAT TOO!"
I'm shooting! I'M SHOOTING!
Oooh!
Fuck my ass! Fuck it, fuck it good! FUCK MY ASS!
It's not a high-class bout, it's a bout with a BITCH!
Yer gettin' awfully close there Mr. Clown!
This is fucking terrible.
Aw I didn't realize you could see the train coming in from that background that's awesome!
'Kay, get some good hits...Yes!
Okay! Okay, this fucking thing is still here.
(Singing) "I'm Mr. King Dice. I'm the game'st in the land-"
- the fucking lamest in the land!
Ah! I hate this game!
Ah, now I'm behind him.
COME ON! This fucking things SUCKS!
Sometimes he inches closer sometimes he doesn't...
FUCK!
Just kill me! Just kill me I don't care. I don't care!
Oh patience, is tested.
Shit thing!
Jesus Christ the train's here already. What? DAFUQ?!
It so hard to know what the fuck is going on on screen.
I give up.
I am bested for today. I don't have the patience for that (laughing in pain).
Man, I haven't even gotten to the last stage in this one.
I'll- I'll be back!
I- I'll quit out on this guy.
And I'll fight him in the next round, in the next episode.
I want to, I want to go off and refresh my brain-
- and then go try some of the other ones and then maybe come back to him, but-
Whew! For now. It feels good to be back in Cuphead. Feels good to be playing more of it again.
I love it, it's so good.
Pisses me off, but in a good way.
Because it makes me want to keep trying and keep trying- except for right now.
'Cause I'm getting hungry. I mean when I'm hungry, I don't wanna do anything.
So anyways, THANK YOU guys so much watching this episode!
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
And high fives all 'round!
(Whapoosh)
Thank you guys, I will see all you dudes-
-IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
(OUTRO MUSIC)
My fingers cramp up playing this fucking game! Jesus.