P:Hey, guys!
P:So, I've been getting a lot of comments from you Australians out there
asking me to do something Australian.
P: I thought it would help if I got someone actually Australian,
so I'm joined by...
Kylie Minogue!
K: Aaand... a wombat!
P: Have you ever ridden a wombat?
K: No
P: Not as a child? K: No, not even as a
smaller version of myself, no. P: Okay
P: So, I asked people on facebook to send me some common, and maybe not-so-common,
Australian slang. K: Hm P: And I thought you could test me on it
And also my accent at the same time.
K: Ok, this is the test. P: OK
K: Number One: G'day.
P: [in an Australian accent] G'day. K: G'day P: G'day
K: Yeah, good P: G'day K: What does it mean?
P: It means, Good- Good day, Hello! K: Yes! Ding! P: Good afternoon!
K: One P: [laughs]
K: Barbie P: Barbie
So we're not talking as in the Barbie doll
Put a shrimp on the barbie!
K: Ding! P: Like a barbeque, a barbeque. K: Two!
K: Strewth. P: [laughs] Did the wombat just say strewth? K: Yeah,
That's uh, that was the wombat's, uh, translation. Strewth!
P: Strewth, I would say that means... Gosh
P: Kind of? Like- K: That's such an English... [English accent] Gosh! P: Well, Gosh! K: Gosh!
K: [Slow motion] GOSH
K: Pretty much. P: There's a wombat in my barbies. K: Strewth!
K: Easy, Sheila. P: Sheila
P: You are a sheila. K: I am a sheila, correct
P: Does that just mean, a lady? K: A female. P: A female.
K: And sometimes a great one.
P: You're a great female. K: Aw, thanks! [laughs]
K: Two Points, bonus points.
K: Thongs. P: Thongs, they're like, swimming, very thin, stringy, pants. K: [laughing]
K: Well, perhaps in this country, but not in Australia.
P: Oh! Um, flip flops! K: That's right! P: Yes! Flip Flops! They're flip flops.
K: They're flops! Thongs are flip flops
K: Arvo. P: It's afternoon, it's afternoon, right? K: Yeah
P: Yaay. K: Arvo, ding! P: [Aussie accent] It's arvo.
K: Bogan. P: Bogan. K: Bogan's a great word.
P: That sounds like an insult. I think I've heard that on neighbors. Is it like...
An Idiot. K: Well, it's not like an idiot, it- it says here: a rude uncivilized person.
And then it says a chav, I don't know if that's fair. P: A chav
P: We can be bogans together. K: That sounds good
K: Ripper P: Ripper, that's like- K: Firstly, you said that really well. P: Ripper. K: Ripper!
P: It's like, a really big wave, with maybe a shark in it. K: AAAn, no!
K: Ripper means amazing. P: Oh, really? K: Yeah
P: So, I'd be RipperPhil? K: You cou- Well, you could be
K: Our time together, we've had a ripper time. P: We've had a ripper time, mate. K: Yeah.
K: Ok, now, this one might trick you, P: Ok K: Um, sangas.
P: Sangas K: Sangas P: They're, um,
P: Earrings? K: What? P: Stars, Stars K:What??
P: Sangas, they sound like twinkly things. K: Where does earrings and stars come from?
P: I don't know. K: No, no P: Um, K: You- It's edible
P: Snakes! Oh, edible..
K: Every Australian watching this right now is yelling at their computer.
P: Cakes. K: No [Both lauging]
P: Oh, I don't know. K: Sangas! P: Sangas!
K: Like, when you went to school your mum would make you a... P: Sandwich, sandwiches!
K: Yes! P: Yes! K: Yes
K: Ok, Maccas P: Maccas. Is that McDonald's?
K: Yes. P: Maccas! K: Awww, you just went with your feeling there.
P: I went with a gut feeling.
K: Fair dinkum. P: Fair dinkum.
P: It sounds like a- a fir tree. A christmas tree.
K: No P: Some presents under it. K: You're completely off the mark.
P: Ok K: Fair dinkum P: Fair dinkum
K: It says fair play
P: So guess what guys, I was with Kylie Minogue. K: Fair dinkum? P: Fair dinkum!
P: I'm embarrassing myself a lot. K: Wow, ok, no, you're- you're doing really well,
P: Ok K: Just, remember your spirit animals and, P: I'm remembering it, ok.
K: Dag P: Dag, a really mean person
K: No P: Ok K: I'd say I'm a dag
P: You're a dag? K: Yeah
K: An unfashionable, awkward person. P: Oh, that's me! [Both laughing]
K: You're probably a dag as well. P: RipperPhil, underli-underneath, The Dag.
K: Usually used, um, in an affectionate way. P: Aw.
K: It's like a kind of term of endearment, so, "Oh. you're such a dag."
P: Kylie you're such a dag. K: [laughing] And I would have to say, "Yep!" P: Ok K: I am.
K: Ok, so this is your final- P: Final one? K: Challenge.
P: Right, I've got this, wombat. K: This is a ch-
K: Bush oysters P: Bush oysters? Um...
P: A tiny lizard? K: Aside from our little friend here, what's- you think of Australia you think of-
P: Kangaroos? K: Right. P: Kangaroo eggs? No, they don't lay eggs. K: Ooh, almost!
P: Eggs! K: No P: Kangaroo... K: It's a part of the kangaroo- P: Kangaroo balls.
K: Yes. P: What? That's c- thanks for that one, Dan,
P: Making me say kangarooballs to Kylie Minogue
Dan in the background: I'm sorry!
K: This one, um yes, it says, P: Aw, K: Kangaroo testicles. P: Wow
K: So, Let's just put some of those into a sentence and say, P: Ok
K: You're such a dag, I can't wait to see you this arvo for a barbie. Bring your sunnies, we're gonna have some sangas.
P: [trying his best]You're such a dag, I can't wait to see you this arvo for a K: Barbie P: Barbie.
P: Let's go to Maccas, wear your sunnies, K: Yeah. P: And maybe, K: And we, we can make some sangas.
P: Make some sangas, see some... Bush oysters K: [laughing]
P: Do I pass? K: Ah, you do, P: Yaay! K: you pass with flying colors, yes!
P: Ah, I'm so happy I passed. K: You got your Australian stripes, very good.
P: Can I be an honorary Australian, then? K: Of course you can. P: Australian.
P: Also, you've got a YouTube channel. K: I do.
P: Click Kylie's face, it will take you there for all the delights K: Boom! P: of more Kylie Minogue action.
K: Yes. Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
P: And thank you Kylie Minogue! K: Thank you P: Yay!
P: You are a judge on The Voice. K: I am.
P: Can I sing behind you and see if you spin around? K: Yeah. P: K, wait.
P: Not in a creepy way. K: Ok
P: Le le le, le le lele le le le le
K: Yes! P: YES! K: Yes, it sounded beautiful P: Team Kylie! K: We could do so much together.
P: Aw, thanks.