- Hey guys, its JWoww.
- What's up guys, Mike the Situation.
- Hey JWoww, it's Snooki.
- Hey Nicole!
- And Deena.
- And we are about to play a Jersey Shore trivia game.
- And we're gonna get everything right
- [JWoww] We better.
- 'Cause its about us.
- We better cause that'd be embarrassing.
- Now we're gonna get it wrong.
(electronic music)
- My question is in the show's
- Isn't that it?
- [Mike] Pilot episode,
who was the first to arrive at the house?
- [JWoww] Mike, Pauly D, Vinny, JWoww.
- It was Mike.
- Yeah
- [JWoww] It was Mike. - Right, Mike?
- It was Mike.
- I remember all three of them were.
- Mike came in first, we got that right.
- And then Pauly came in after me.
- Did you like talk to yourself?
- No, I really checked out the situation
in the house and everything.
- Of course you did.
- Yeah
- No pun intended.
- Like yourself, you literally checked yourself out.
- Pretty much yeah, pretty much back then
I was that shallow back then.
- He was like...
- Like, "I look good."
- You remember his stretches?
(women groaning)
- So annoying
- I hate his stretches.
- All right, next question.
- [Mike] Next question, guys.
- [Snooki] How did Snooki and JWoww
address their note to Sam?
- [JWoww] Oh!
- [Snooki] Dear Sam, To Sammi, Hi Sammi, Sam.
- Sam. Dear?
- [Deanna] Was it Sam?
- Oh (beep) - Dear Sam.
- Dear Sam.
It wasn't Sammi. - I don't know,
are you sure?
You sure it wasn't Sam?
- [Snooki] I'm clicking Dear Sam.
- I thought it was Sam.
- Dear Sam!
Oh, (beep)!
- You're actually the one that typed it!
- It was Sam!
- I was drunk when I typed it.
- We literally just signed.
- I thought it was dear.
- I got it right.
- Dear, Sam. No, it was Sam.
- No wonder she got mad,
you addressed her, just Sam,
no Dear Sam.
- Oh, that's why she got mad.
- No.
- Sam, the first night at bed.
The infamous note.
Angelina famously arrived at the shore house
with a trash bag as her suitcase.
What color was that famous bag?
- [JWoww] Black, white, dark green, or gray.
- [Mike] I'm gonna be honest.
- [Snooki] I'm gonna say black.
- I think she arrived with a white trash bag.
- Like, the scented ones that smell like the breeze?
- [Deena] The lavender one?
- I would say black trash bags are stronger,
- [Snooki] I'm saying black.
I think it was black. - But at that particular time,
I think she went with white.
- [Snooki] Don't say black. - I think black.
- It was black.
- It was? Oh my god, I was wrong.
- What did Mike eat while watching Pauly D
hook up with a girl?
An egg sandwich, a Hot Pocket,
a slice of pizza, a bowl of cereal.
- Do you remember? - It was an egg sandwich.
- I'm pretty sure - I feel like
it was a sandwich.
- It was definitely a sandwich.
I was a big sandwich maker.
- Oh, (beep)!
I hit Hot Pocket by mistake.
I knew it wasn't it.
Ronnie and Sammi got in a big fight
after he compared her big toe to:
SpongeBob Squarepants, Fred Flintstone,
Homer Simpson, or Scooby-Doo.
- [All] Fred Flintstone!
- That was the most dramatic cab ride ever.
- Ron, stop, you're traumatizing me!
- Traumatiza, Reynaldo.
That was the Spanish version.
The gang went to
lots of clubs besides Karma.
Which of these is not the name
of a club they visited?
Bamboo,
Bed,
Aztec,
Eden.
- I'm gonna go with
- [All] Eden!
- And I wish there was an Eden club.
It sounds very relaxing.
- Sounds goddess-y.
- Ooh, like the Garden of Eden.
- Sounds like a strip club, to be honest with you.
- [Deena] No, Eden's very goddess-y.
- No, it sounds like I'm in a field
drinking champagne. - Yeah.
- Sounds like your Tuesday night,
back in the day.
- Sounds a bit erotic, doesn't it?
- I believe Eden's like goddess-y.
- Where did Deena say people should go to school?
- [Deena] Oh, I know this.
- [Mike] At a bar, at a beach,
at a casino,
at a gym.
I'd say, at a bar.
- [Deena] Yes.
- Duh.
- Deena's was a blast in a glass.
- I would've done so much better in school
with a glass of wine.
- I would've passed all my grades.
- Same.
- It'd be like relax with a glass of wine.
- Same.
- I mean not preschool or elementary school but like
- [JWoww] Definitely high school.
- Obviously. Oh, my God.
- What was the name of the gang's pizzeria boss in Italy?
- Giuseppe, Angelo, Marco,
Mario?
I remember, do you guys remember?
- Yes, but this is actually the hardest one for me
to remember.
I gave zero like, f**** about going there.
- I go with Marco, right?
- Yeah, it was Marco.
- It was Marco.
- Yeah.
- When Snooki and JWoww found a Magnum condom
in the Smush Room, who did they suspect it belonged to?
- None.
- [Snooki] Pauly D, Vinny, Mike, or Ronnie?
- I think
- A creeper. I remember 'cause we disinfected it remember?
- Oh is this Miami? - Probably Vinny, right?
'Cause he always says how big his dick is?
- Vinny always said he had, like, the big condoms.
- Yeah, but like secretly he has
- Secretly puts the sh-medium on.
- Yeah sh-mediums.
But let's go with Vinny 'cause that's what he always said.
- (Mike and Snooki) Yeah.
- Got it.
- What snack did JWoww leave the club early
to go home and eat?
Turkey and ginger ale, salami and orange juice,
bologna and Kool-Aid, or ham and water?
- This is one of my favorite scenes.
- This is iconic.
- Ham and water
- This is an iconic JWoww moment.
- [Deena] Mm-hm I love that.
- [Snooki] Ham and water.
- Yeah, adorable on that one, I love it.
- Yeah.
- What was the cause of the infamous
- It's Mike's turn.
- Toilet clog in season 3?
- Um, I'm gonna redo that 'cause someone skipped over me.
(all laughing)
- What was the cause
- Oh, my God, relax.
- Of the infamous toilet clog in Season 3?
A tank top, a shoe,
a can of spray,
or poop?
- I remember this because us girls
- It was a big fight.
- Us girls kept getting blamed for the toilet cog.
- And it was a white boys medium tank top.
- Yeah, it was freaking Vinny's.
- Vinny, and I know what happened, 'cause you know
- I remember me saying, Who flushes tank tops?
- It fell in before the shower, and he's like
I'm not doing this, so he tried to flush it down the toilet,
and it got stuck.
- The Italian flag was painted on the garage of
the shore house.
Which of these is the correct Italian flag?
- Left or right? - Thank God, I got it right.
- It is, it's left or right, it's the right.
- Right side.
- We're Jersey Shore experts!
- Yeah!
- I got 11 out of 12, you got 10 out of 12.
- No I got 11 'cause remember I hit that by accident.
- Hot Pocket.
- So I got 11 out of 12, I don't know which one I got wrong.
- But I'm still an expert. - Whatever, same.
'Cause I was there, so.
- Well, and you know what, I was actually not there
for the note. You freakin' wrote it.
- She wrote the note!
- Actually I typed it as you were telling me
what to write, so.
- And I was like we can't be like Dear Sam or something like
that 'cause she cant think it's from us.
- Okay well, I picked Dear Sam so whatever.
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(all laughing)
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- What?!
- Oh, my God!
- I got it, I got it.
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(girls cheering)