Awww don’t think about it
don’t think about it
I feel like the lube just gets caught in my beard!
You might have seen a while back that I made
these videos about testing condoms and at
the end of it I made this wee joke
And please do share this if you enjoyed it because
the BBC said that if this doesn’t do well I’ve to do
a flavoured condom test
Then people in the comments started saying this
And then I got this in the post from BBC The Social
It is filled with flavoured condoms and a note that says “Get these tasted”
Well BBC it’s your lucky day because my so called friend
broke my glasses and this is the easiest way and the quickest way
for me to make money to buy a new pair
So to do this test I’ll be placing the condoms on to this
So the first flavour we have is….
apple!
Let’s smell it. MMMM…I have to say
this smells quite nice!
It’s a lot easier if I close my eyes…
and picture Ryan Gosling!
Aww man I don’t want to do this anymore
I feel like the lube just gets caught in my beard!
It just tastes like a condom really but it smells better
Right cleanse the old palate again
So next up is strawberry
Ooooohh now I’m like Darth Vader with my
big red lightsaber
Luke, I’m no yer da cause I wore that
You know, how come Dazza gets paid to go and
taste fish suppers but I get paid to taste condoms?
How’s that fair?
And he’s skinny! He’s the skinniest guy
I’ve ever seen and he’s reviewing fast food
That should be me dain that no him!
He should be ******* dain this
Hello folks! It’s me Dazza
And I’m gonnae taste this strawberry condom
Hmmm…isn’t really up to my condom standard
but it’s got some nice flavouring to it and
the texture is actually quite nice and I’m gonnae give this
6 Dazzas out of 10!
In all seriousness. It didn’t taste like strawberry!
You know if this was a blind taste test
I would not in a million years be able to tell that
that was strawberry! Not worth it!
So I’ve saved the best till last!
It’s a chocolate flavoured condom!
A chocolate flavoured condom!
I think that’s ******* brilliant!
I’m so excit…. I’m actually excited
for this one so…. lets get this one on the way!
Ok it smells like chocolate, but it smells like dark chocolate!
Hohoho, that looks very ominous doesn’t it?
Imagine that coming at you in the middle of the night
I am a bogus gas man and am here to ransack your hoose
That is gutting… that is gutting
There’s a wee hint of chocolate but again it just seems like
I’m eating a condom
Well thank **** that’s over
If I had to pick a winner it would have to be
the apple flavoured condom, not because it tasted the nicest
but it actually smelled the nicest
All the condoms tasted the same pretty much
but the apple one smelled the nicest
and the strongest so…well done….yaaay
Right BBC send me my money now
I need new specs
I’ve just had a thought there… because I’m getting paid
to put condoms in my mouth on camera…
sounds like a porn star to me
I’m technically a porn star
So emmm …
That should get me a few matches eh?