he became the very thing they wanted to
see
a sly fox a mercenary
ready to do anything and in the end
they got what they paid for but the
price the price
was too high but i'm getting ahead of
myself
this story must be told from the
beginning
except for me
wow
[Music]
so our hero fox
no one knows where he came from rumor
had it he was of polish origin
but he never really talked about himself
his actions did
fox worked for one of the local bandits
for years
everyone called him big boss no
this is big boss he was always
surrounded by his goons
fox accepted a job no questions asked
just another job
big boss said
[Music]
some punks had stolen the safe from boss
nothing important was inside but the box
had to be returned to its rightful place
and the young
punks needed to be taught a lesson
fox quickly picked up the scent and
found the thieves
they were taking a break our hero knew
the place well
and took a position that gave him the
advantage
and then as it was said just another job
[Music]
bang bang bang
and the safe was secured now you're
probably wondering
what was inside but that's where our
story
takes a wild turn fox was surrounded
backed into a corner by drooling
bulldogs he started
figuring his chances and calculating his
options
but then someone did it for him
meet yeah you can say you're
justified
it was only a matter of time before a
good platoon would be created
but when the pair opened the safe it was
empty attentive viewers have
probably already understood that our
red-headed friend
had been framed and he was by none other
than
big boss himself he feared that one day
fox would take his place so he decided
to take precautionary measures
as it later turned out fox had destroyed
bear's convoy
now there was a large honey baron who
was
never afraid of getting his paws dirty
even when he lost the mayoral election
he maintained his ambition
and his criminal connections he was not
about to let the robbery slide
now viewers must be asking themselves
two questions
who were those bulldogs and more
importantly
who emptied the safe well
the answer to the first question won't
take long
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the case was a hot topic so his lion
highness mayor delivered a statement
i won't retell all of it but it was
along the lines of
it's a personal attack against me blah
blah blah our best agent is on the case
blah blah blah
justice shall prevail blah
[Applause]
fox and hare had only one option
run they laid low in a snowy forest on
bears territory sure that no one would
look for them there
but while our hero was thinking about
how to resolve the big
boss issue hair went somewhere
fox found his new partner but it wasn't
clear
who she was talking to
you're better at shooting than hiding
hair had a way with words she was always
on point
it turned out she had been making a deal
for ammo
now they can smash that petty mouse with
their titanic ambitions
hardcut change of mood
move to big boss the big guy looking
around his dominion
along with lion and corrupt cops
some plot twist am i right
fox and hare decided to split up she
would trail
lion while he dealt with his ex-employer
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and here we go fox closes in quickly
he starts to whirl around the slow
giants they try to fire back
but they can't hit jack
they're large but fox is quick nimble
and shrewd and when the guards were
defeated
it was time for the moment of truth the
helpless
big boss who had fallen into a trap was
begging for mercy
we're a family i'll cut you in you'll
become mare's partner
fox had just one answer for all these
tasty offers one that was filled with
the burning
biting taste of gunpowder
when our hero set out to find hair
it turned out that she had been captured
by lion and his entourage
the plot was spiraling out of control
[Music]
it's high time i told you how i know so
much about this
amazing story let me introduce myself
i'm poodle a long and devoted comrade
of foxes like alfred to batman like
sancho panzer to don quixote
like toto to dorothy
okay so maybe that last one was not the
best analogy
fox sensed something was up so he took
me with him
on his last mission when he had been
attacked by bulldogs
i wanted to intervene but hare got there
first
i didn't lose my composure so i yanked
the contents of the safe like we had
planned
hair quickly aroused suspicion it was
too convenient
that she had been in the right place at
the right time but once i saw
who she had met in bear's lands it all
made perfect sense she was an undercover
agent
she had gained fox's trust to find the
one behind this criminal syndicate
but not everything went according to
plan
like i already said fox is not violent
at least not this fox he decided to help
her
even though he knew who she really was
[Music]
lion knew that fox was after him but he
let him in
peacefully they had a talk
mano emmanuel you know like in old
movies
they both knew what was at stake
but lion forgot one small detail
if you want to become the king of beasts
it's not enough to
act like the king you must be
the king
[Music]
he became the very thing they wanted to
see
a sly fox a mercenary ready to do
anything and in the end they got what
they paid for
but the price the price
was too high
[Music]
illegal tank supplies to frontline
black market scheming lion was not going
to see the skies
over himmelsdorf for a very long time
so that's how the current era of crime
started on our lands
a polish gang appeared on the horizon
where i
well you can call me consigliere
and fox he disappeared
there was a price on his head
bear became the new mayor but he didn't
forget
about the robbery he wanted to get back
what was stolen so he unleashed a pack
of hounds
and hair even though she liked him a lot
she couldn't just
stand aside fox went too often
beyond the law the feds have a ton of
leads
but no one could ever actually put fox
behind bars
it's been a long time
i spent a long time drinking
i've been a long time