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- "I started out with scarves, but now I can comfortably
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- Ah! Oh shoot, it's happening.
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- Genital Jousting. - Okay.
- What the heck? - Interesting.
- Genital Jousting. Jousting of course,
would be some kind of combat. - Yeah.
- Like you're fighting. - Medieval time, right?
- Fighting with your... - Some sort of equipment.
- (FBE) Genital Jousting is a slightly older game
that the fans have requested we have you play
that involves completing several minigames
as you control a penis. - Oh, okay.
- Well, thanks a lot.
- Do we have a choice of the size or anything like that?
- Right. Does size matter?
- (FBE) We will be having you two compete in the game
of party mode that has five penis based minigames
to see who comes out on top.
- Oh, there you go. See who comes--
I get what you're saying. - Yes, yes.
- Whoever comes out on top. Let's do it.
- Yep. - Let's do it.
- "Sports Ball" Two teams.
Round one of five.
- Oh. So...
- Oh!
Is that what they call [bleep] block?
- Oh look, it's-- ah!
Ew, disgusting.
- So, I gotta get around in front of it.
Oh, why does it blow up? - Pink.
- Boy, this is a pain in the ass.
- Trying to figure what am I doing.
Oh, there it is, there it is. Go, go, go, go.
I think that's what I do.
- Oh my good-- oh, pink scores.
I gave somebody a score who's not even on the board.
- You need to get out form under the bleachers.
- I'm trying to get from over there.
- Trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing,
not get stuck. I'm afraid of going
up north there. You see what I mean?
- No, I'm stuck!
- There we go. Go, go, go, girl.
- Oh man, not fair. - That's what I'm talking about.
- They need to get that sign out.
Otherwise, it's just one side. - Yeah, that's not fair.
- Yeah, see, I'm supposed to go... - You know, my [bleep]
has a mind of its own apparently. - Go, go, go, go.
- What? - Pink wins!
- "Fine Dining." - Aw.
- Oh good, it has to be hot dogs.
You know, it has to be. - Well, let's see what's...
- You see?
Oh, God. - Ew.
Whose mind did this come out of?
- Oh my God.
- There we go. Go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
- (laughs) - I got him instead.
- Which one is me? - People play this?
They actually do this. This isn't a joke, right?
- Quick, quick, quick. Up, up, up.
Yeah, there we go. Quick, quick, quick.
Yeah, kick him out of the way. Kick him out of the way.
Come on. He's got one, dang it.
- Hello. Ooh.
- There goes the vegan diet. - (both) "Cactus Run."
- (FBE) So, you wanna get to the end of the race
on the right, without moving out of the screen.
- Nope. - What?
- (FBE) Phil, you got knocked out. - Okay.
- Ooh. - I'm stuck in there.
- Oh God, it's stuck on the-- aw, that's so disgusting.
- Oh, just run into a lot of cactus and now
I ran into the arrow sign.
- Get out of my way. How far do I have to go?
- Are we supposed to stay in there? Don't come out?
- (FBE) No, you wanna get across the finish line.
- Oh. - Oh, I think I did.
- Come on, come on. - Go, go, go.
Yay! - And I'm still somewhere back.
- See, I know how to get out of a tight squeeze.
- "Pill Poppers." - (FBE) So, you're controlling
from your butt now, and you're trying to
suck up the pills in your butt. - God, what kind of...
- Not me!
- Okay, so my butt has to go-- oh, got one.
- Oh, that's you.
- Okay. - Yeah, because that's where
you wanna absorb pills. - Got it, got it.
- What a morally wonderful game here.
- Oh no. Oh God, it went under her.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. Get off of me, get off.
- Ew.
- God damn, you have no control-- don't have much control over it.
- No, this is not good. - It's embarrassing.
- Get the last one, get the last one.
Move, move. - No, I'm not.
- Move. - I'm not moving.
I want it. - Come on, come on.
Yeah, get him, get him. Ah!
There we go. Come on, come on.
Yeah, what I'm talking about. - Ah.
- Who's got the smarter butt?
- (FBE) This is the last minigame and the goal is
to not fall out of the ring. - Not fall out of the ring.
- Okay.
- Okay, don't fall off the ring. What, are we fighting each other?
- Oh, oh. You don't wanna go off
by yourself.
- Oh. - Whoa.
Wait, wait. - You already fell off.
Oh, I did too.
- Okay. - I'm pushing myself
off the ring. - Oh, oh.
Get back up there. You're no Mohammad Ali.
- (FBE) Gary, you won. - Hey, yes.
- Oh, get out. - Good job, good job.
- Woohoo! - Good job.
- You kidding? - You want more?
Is that what you're saying? - You started out in front,
and then I-- yeah, 'cause I like a challenge.
- About how many people are you gonna tell this to though,
that's the thing. - That's right.
- It was funny. - Thanks fans, I thought it was...
- It was funny. I hope you enjoyed it.
- Yeah, thank you for suggesting it.
- Watching me lose.
- That was really stupid. - But it was funny.
- They don't play this at the old folk's home.
We play Bingo.
- Thanks for watching us play Genital Jousting
on the React Channel.
- Bye bye.
- Hey guys, Mark here, producer at the React Channel.
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