- Tampons and pads, - I don't know man.
- Do you think they're absorbing like a whole pint?
- I really don't think about it too much.
- I think that you've just revealed
that you've never found the clitoris.
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Hey how's it going, I'm Ify.
- What's up, I'm Jeff.
- Hi I'm Josh.
- And I'm Ian.
- And today we're taking a women's sex ed quiz.
- [Producer] How do you guys feel about sex?
- You know I feel confident about it,
you know, very generous.
- [Producer] So how do you guys feel about sex?
- I feel good about it generally.
- Sex ed is definitely needed for sure.
- Yeah, I think it's extremely important
because I mean, you gotta know what you're doing
before you're knowing what you're doing, you know?
- Yeah. - So I went to Catholic school
and that was a little different,
even seeing the nudie mag was a sin,
and then public high school,
they went straight for put the rubber on the banana,
so I got both sides of it growing up.
- I feel like women's sexual education is important,
just like with men you need to know every part of the body,
if you're planning on taking part in this.
- Also, yeah, I think I'm knowledgeable.
I had a lot of women in my life growing up.
I have a daughter so I feel like, I got it,
I don't know why I keep doing this but--
- Hitting every layer.
- There's always a curve ball
but I'm pretty confident in my ability.
- All right, let's get it popping.
- Let's do this.
- [Josh] The word vagina technically refers to:
the entirety of the female anatomy,
the exterior parts of the female anatomy,
the canal that connects the uterus to the labia minora,
the tube that urine flows out of.
- Well-- - It's not the tube--
- It's definitely not, no. - The urine flows out of.
- And I think that's C, off rip.
C. - Yeah.
Yeah. - Yeah, the canal
that connects the uterus to the labia minora.
- Definitely. - Definitely.
- We'll go with C.
- We said the canal that connects the uterus
to the labia minora.
- [Producer] That was correct.
- All right.
Off to a good start. - Good start.
- Boom.
- Good work. - There it is.
Good work.
- How should the vagina be cleaned?
Use soap and water inside your vagina,
you should use douches regularly,
the vagina is self-cleaning
and does not require you to clean it,
you should rinse it once a day.
Wait, the vagina is self-cleaning.
It does not require you to clean it,
which is why women are cleaner than men.
- The human body's pretty self-reliant.
- I've always heard that it's a self-cleaning spot.
Vagina is a self-cleaning (laughs)
I don't wanna say apparatus, that's not. (laughs)
Organ, self-cleaning organ.
- That's right. - Boom.
- That's why you're a dad and I'm not
because I had no clue about that one.
- Two for two.
- They clean their own genitals--
- Self-sufficient.
- Men, we walk around
with vinegar smelling right gross and stuff.
Don't even be using wipes before we get into action.
I do!
- [Josh] How long is the average menstrual cycle?
Five days, 14 days, 21 days, 28 days?
- Is this the whole cycle?
Menstruation, you only ever think
about the actual bleeding portion, the period.
- I feel like they're trying to trick us
because most people believe the menstrual cycle
is just the period where you're bleeding.
- I'd say 21.
- 21, oof.
Maybe 14 days, if it's like the whole cycle
'cause the actual like--
- The menstrual cycle, that's a whole--
- A whole month, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah, so it's 28 days?
- We're gonna go with 28?
- Yeah. - Yeah let's try 28.
- I'm really pushing for 21 man.
- Really? - I think it's 21.
- I don't--
- It's like a month.
- If it's 21, now I just feel really bad.
- I'm gonna do 21.
- You're doing 21?
All right. - I'm gonna pull the--
- All right you can pull executive decision on 21.
I think 14 if you're going full cycle.
- Josh begs to differ, but.
- I beg to differ on this one.
- D, 28 days.
- Right. - Whoo!
- Yes let's go. - Bam, let's go.
Good times.
- [Producer] That was incorrect.
28 days.
- It is 28? - Oh my God.
- Does it count the whole?
- That's like the whole beginning.
So it's basically just like, it's a continuous loop.
It just basically never ends.
- Man.
- Is it more hygienic to remove pubic hair around the vulva?
True or false.
Oh that's false.
Pubic hair is actually what is there to keep it clean.
- Yeah.
- Pubic hair is supposed to protect the genitalia.
The removing is just kinda the sexy stuff.
- Because of porn and it actually happened
in the early 90s when we wanted the shaved stuff.
- "Keeping it cute" and everything.
- Yeah, "keeping it cute, barely legal."
(Jeff laughs)
- The removal is what's destroyed crab lice.
They're almost extinct now because it doesn't exist.
- Adult films have came back around on that,
my friends tell me.
I'm really just watching the Bible Channel.
- [Josh] On average, how much blood
does a menstruating person lose during a period?
One tablespoon, six to eight tablespoons, one cup, one pint?
- This one's hard.
- Yeah.
- Yeah I guess it's on average,
'cause I was trying to be like,
"Oh you got your heavy, your light flow."
But it's on average.
- On average, I'm going in the middle of all of 'em.
- Think of a pint of beer, that's like--
- I don't wanna think about a pint of blood like that.
- I don't either but I'm just saying.
- A cup is the safe bet,
the pint is what my heart is saying,
but I'm gonna go with you, I'm gonna say cup.
- Tampons and pads-- - I don't know, man.
- Do you think they're absorbing a whole pint?
- I haven't really, I don't think about it too much.
- I know. (laughs)
- Do you want a pint?
- No. - Oh he wants a cup.
- I want a cup.
I actually wanna be optimistic.
- One cup. - That's wrong.
Six to eight teaspoons.
- Ooh.
- I mean we're close, we just went in the middle.
- Yeah, okay.
- One down can't hurt. - Yeah.
- We ended up going with a pint.
- [Producer] Six to eight teaspoons.
- What, wow. - Oh good.
- I'm sorry I talked you up there. (laughs)
- Well you know, we had a cup so that was good.
- Six to eight teaspoons, all right, that's not that much.
- [Jeff] What is the function of the fallopian tube?
It transports the ova, egg, from the ovaries to the uterus,
allows for proper urinary functions,
acts as a natural filter for toxins in the bloodstreams,
it increases estrogen during times of menstruation.
- I'm thinking it transports the egg
from the ovaries to the uterus.
- It's the transports the egg
from the ovaries to the uterus.
- Yeah, I was pretty confident on that too.
- Yeah. - All right.
- Yeah what were you thinking?
- I was gonna go with B,
allows for proper urinary functions,
but I'm gonna go with you.
- Yeah okay I'm gonna go with that
just because we're normally talking
about them fallopian tubes a lot
when I was starting to have a daughter.
So-- - I'm not there yet.
Thank God.
- That's right. - Awesome, all right.
- That's right. - Woo!
Bam, look at that.
- We're getting the technical stuff right.
- I remember the diagrams. - Yeah.
True or false, Disney produced a short film
called "The Story of Menstruation" in 1946.
- Ew!
- Trying to teach people, especially in 1946, they're like,
yeah this is probably before the PC age and everything.
- Well also I think Disney was wildin' back in the day.
You had Donald Duck as a Nazi, it was crazy.
- In 1946 though?
- I feel like that's gonna be true.
- I wouldn't, yeah, that's--
- Those early days of animation, they were like,
"Yeah let's make some sex ed animations."
- I'm sure it's also pretty wrong.
- So yeah for sure true on that one then.
- All right we're gonna go true.
- I just really hope Mickey Mouse is not in it.
Or I guess it would be Minnie.
- It's all about Minnie, dude, yeah.
- We went with true. - That's it.
- Bam.
- Disney wildin' out in 1946 I guess.
- Yeah.
- We said true. - True.
- All right.
- [Jeff] Was does PMS stand for?
Premenstrual soreness, postmenstrual syndrome,
premenstrual syndrome, postmortem syndrome.
- Postmortem syndrome. (laughs)
- Postmortem syndrome? (laughs)
- [Both] Premenstrual syndrome.
- Definitely.
I was gonna say, it's definitely before
and then soreness is not really--
- Yeah. - Yeah so.
- Look at that, in unison even.
- Solid on that one.
Yeah 'cause we know that's when we're in trouble.
- Premenstrual syndrome.
- That's correct. - Woo!
- Another one. - Look at this.
Another one.
- Nice. - All right.
- We're not doing too bad at this.
- No, man, it's all right.
- Yeah.
The shape of the clitoris resembles--
- The man and the boat. - A man in a boat.
A button, a rod, a bean, a wishbone.
- The bean.
- Bean?
- Yeah it's the bean. - Button.
Round. - Is it a button?
I'm going bean, dude.
Can we do a 50/50 on this?
- Yeah it's a bean.
Yeah, okay bean.
- We're going bean.
- I'm gonna go with bean, but if it's wrong--
- I'm very curious, why are you saying bean?
I have a theory of why you think it's bean.
- Is there?
I don't wanna say something crazy,
I was about to say is there two of 'em?
- No there's one.
- Okay well then that's right. - It's under a hood.
'Cause there's the saying "flick your bean."
- Oh see, okay that makes more sense.
I was thinking of the two little egg things
on the top right.
- Oh my gosh, I think you just revealed
that you've never found the clitoris.
- Flick the bean.
- Yeah, there you go, see. - I guess it is bean.
Yeah, okay.
I guess it's bean.
- I've never been good at geography,
but I know how to find stuff.
- You gotta find the hood,
it's the one that's looking like Legolas
and you're like, "What's good?"
And you, you know. - So this is why
I just listen to you and like,
"Yep, that's the right choice, too, I'm gonna go with that."
- The shape of the clitoris resembles a bean.
- False. - Whoa!
- A wishbone. - A wishbone?
- I guess the man in the boat.
- I guess the whole thing, I was just thinking--
- Yeah, the top of it. - Yeah I was thinking
of the whole, okay. - The good stuff.
- Yeah, see I knew it.
I knew it was one of those iceberg situations.
- Look if I got a drawing--
- You're only seeing the front.
- Nah. - Yeah.
- I ain't got nothing.
- [Ify] True or false,
ovaries contain one to two million eggs at birth.
- So the ovaries are what I was thinking about
at the top, okay.
We're back now.
- True. - Is this true?
- Yeah. - All right.
- Women are born with all the eggs
they will ever have at birth.
- But it's two million?
- Yeah. - The number?
- I think so.
- One to two million eggs at birth?
Yeah, I think that's true.
- I think so too because you have a finite amount of eggs
and you lose them so I'm gonna go with true, too.
- Yeah and then every time,
it's only one that gets picked I guess for birth
so yeah there's a bunch of 'em.
One to two million sounds like a lot, but--
- I definitely think it's more complicated than that
but I think we're on the right track.
- Yeah, I mean.
Giving birth for dummies by Jeff. (laughs)
- So there's 365 days in a year right?
The average person, say you can bear children
from like 13 to 40, right?
So how many days in that?
And then you'd have to think about--
- Yeah but it doesn't mean you start--
- Two million eggs.
- Yeah. - That's a lotta eggs, man.
- I think it's right.
- All right. - I think it's true.
- Going with true. - I think it's true.
- I'd say there's like 10,000 maybe.
- I know like, yeah.
- We're going with true.
- Let's go with true. - All right I said true.
- We are a very fertile species, humans.
- That was true. - True, wow.
- Look at that, yeah! - All right!
- I told you there's a lot of 'em out there
and they just be pickin' one
and they're like, "Hey I'm born."
- [Josh] How many eggs through ovulation are released
during someone's lifetime?
Oh here we go.
30 to 50, 100 to 150, 300 to 400, 1,000 to 2,000.
- I'm wanna go 400.
300 to 400. - You think 400?
- 300 to 400. - I feel like it's even higher
- You wanna go a thousand? - I think it's a thousand.
- Man, Josh is really like, "These people are fertile, man."
(Josh laughs)
- Psh.
- A thousand. - A thousand it is.
- If we're going to stick to our guns
and think that we're right
then we have to go with 1,000 to 2,000.
- Okay let's do it.
1,000 to 2,000.
- Stick riding with ourselves.
- I believe in the fertility of the human.
- All right man, we've been--
- You're at 300 though for the record, so.
- I said 300. - We'll see, yeah.
- 300 to 400. - Oh!
Close. - Yeah.
- All right we would've been wrong either way.
Yeah that wasn't even on our mind.
- You were right.
You were right on that one, all right.
- [Jeff] True or false,
a woman set the Guinness World Record for childbirth
after her 69th kid.
Nice.
- Good number to leave it on, 69.
(Josh laughs)
I'm gonna say that's true 'cause that's so crazy that--
- It's so crazy it has to be true.
- Yeah it's gotta be true.
- I'm calling it false.
I just, physically, I feel like things would break down.
(Ify laughs)
- Things would break down.
- Yeah, after like 10 things just start breaking down,
but 69, that's a lot.
- I mean--
- I'm not here to tell women what to do,
but look if you want 69 more power to you,
I just thought, that's a lot to me.
- Yeah, I mean, yeah I'm gonna go false on that too I think.
69 is just too much.
- That's too crazy, man. - That's just nuts.
- Just poppin' 'em out.
- In one lady?
More power to her. - Yeah, that's a lot.
- I would not wanna be the dad.
Just saying.
- If you were the dad, you ain't even did nothing!
It was her!
You say, "I don't wanna be the dad to all them babies!"
- Remembering 69 people?
- Oh man.
- I don't know 69 people's names!
- Yeah how about getting those 69 people out?
- I definitely don't wanna be the mama.
I'm just thinking about the dad, I can't even be the mama.
So we ain't even getting there.
More power to her though.
- The period starts when which hormone is dropped?
Testosterone, progesterone, estrogen or serotonin?
(sighs)
- Maybe progesterone?
- This is one of those smart,
when it is dropped?
Dropped, I'm confusing it with--
- Probably guessing level, like dropped in its level.
- That's what I'm understanding.
- Would be my guess.
- I was about to say serotonin is for sure not right.
- Yeah, testosterone's not right.
I'm thinking estrogen.
- I think it's estrogen as well.
- Yeah all right we're rockin' with estrogen.
- I'd say progesterone.
- I don't know what that is.
I know what estrogen is,
but I don't know what progesterone is.
Progesterone.
- [Producer] That's wrong, it's progesterone.
- Oh, progesterone!
- Oh yeah, duh. - Yeah like a pasta sauce.
- All right. - Nice.
- We didn't do too bad at that.
- 54%, you know, that's okay.
So that definitely is an F.
- We above like half the people.
- Yeah, yeah, but it's an F.
- I believe 69 is a passing grade.
I believe that that's acceptable in my book.
- No way.
Oh damn, they got a cool number.
- Also, the wishbone, that's an exciting revelation.
- New learning. - I'm always just looking
for the bean.
- Yeah I've learned something here.
I've learned more than I did in school,
that's the one thing, so yeah I'm happy we did this.
- [Producer] Did you learn where the clitoris is yet?
- No still working on where the clitoris is at, but--
- We gotta talk about that.
I'm gonna pull up a diagram on the internet
so you can locate that, 'cause--
- That one's better 'cause I was about to just call my mom
and be like, "Hey, so like..."
I probably shouldn't do that?
Nah, I got it.
Let's Google.
I'm gonna Google before I call my mom.
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