Wait, what are you doing?
[shouting]
[Ray] Bills, bills, spam mail...
Oh, a mom!
I'll save that one.
No, save us!
What are you doing?
It was Schwoz, he was trying to make dinner
and he accidentally sized up a giant squid
and we thought we were gonna get eaten.
Ah, hang on. I gotta take this.
No, please!
You got Ray Manchester.
You got Sharona Shapen, Swellview City School Inspector.
What do you want, Sharona?
Well, I want a lot of things, but I can't say 'em
because I'm pretty sure there's kids listening.
But what I need from you is a parents night.
A parents night?
[screaming]
[grunting]
Every school has a parents night.
You know, you bring them in,
you tell them what you've been teaching
their precious little miracles.
They smile and boom, they can't sue the city.
Yeah. Yeah. That sounds great, uh...
We'll just have a parents night tomorrow night.
[whispers] We're not gonna have parents night tomorrow night.
Did you just cover the phone and mouth
that you're not having a parents night?
No? [whispers] Help me.
Help us!
I'm on the phone.
Help!
I'm gonna need proof
that you actually have this parents night.
[screaming]
You need to send me a picture of the kids
and their parents in the school,
and somebody better be holding up
a copy of that day's newspaper
so I know that you're not faking it.
And if I don't get that picture by tomorrow night,
I'm shutting it down!
Yeah, we'll just have the parents night.
Bye!
All right, we got a big prob.
Yeah, no kidding.
- Schwoz! - I think the squid ate him.
Well, spit him out.
[bellowing]
Hey, pal, I need you to clone some parents
that look like these kids.
No...
Someone's gotta get us a newspaper, too!
I said no!
And I says yes! I don't want these kids' real parents
poking around and asking questions
and figuring out how fake the school is.
Now go on and get cloning.
No can do, Big Dog.
And why not, Small Dog?
I am starting a 30-day science cleanse.
- What? - Yeah, what?
Yeah, what?
Just now, when my dinner was eating me,
I realized I have been sciencing way too much lately.
Oh, come on!
So I've decided to go a whole month
without doing any science.
[screaming] I need a break.
This is so typical of you, Schwoz.
This is just great. Yeah, you know what?
I'm just gonna do everything myself.
Miles, you good?
The squid just grabbed a laser!
[screams]
[grunts]
You know what? I'm just gonna photoshop
the stupid picture myself, and that'll be so awesome
we won't even need to do a parents night.
Guys, I just had a vision.
We're definitely having a parents night.
Also,
Ray's p-shop skills are trash.
Uh, no, we're not. And my p-shop skills are primo.
You'll see.
Stupid visions, telling me what I can and cannot do.
Visions are trash.
Let's see...
Tutorial?
[scoffs] Skip.
Eh, looks like swag's having a parents night tomorrow night.
You're going to start putting some respect on my visions.
Come on, let's go tell Mom and Dad.
No, you don't need to do that.
We've got Ray's photoshop, we're gucci.
We're not, "gucci".
Even I wouldn't believe that's real.
And I'm the second-dumbest member of Danger Force.
I'm gonna give you a ride home.
- Thank you. - No, don't...
I gotta bounce too.
Hey, uh...
I've got Ms. Shapen's home address,
what if she had an "accident"?
Then all our problems will be solved.
Okay, I love that.
But the Man Freezer's full of squid now,
so I think we're just gonna have
to bite the blog down on this one.
I'll go tell my mom.
Oh, your Mom? Scooch over, I'll tell her with you.
Whoa, you said you'd answer that call that came in
about Cave Kid going crazy at Hey Foods?
Yeah, that was before I heard about Bose's mom.
Pretty sure I can tell her myself.
And yet you won't.
Down the tube!
What's on your mind, baby girl?
If I tell you...
do you promise not to razz me?
Yeah.
[sighs] I don't really have...
a family.
When that boy stole my cell phone,
I left home.
And since I still haven't found it, I, uh...
I just never went back.
So where do you live?
I live at Dinney Land.
You live in an amusement park?
Yes, Schwoz.
I wait till it closes and then I go under a fence
and live in the spooky condo ride.
And is it fun? Of course it is.
Do I get to eat all the leftover churros and candy I want?
Until my tummy hurts.
Is it amazing to have an entire amusement park
to myself every single night?
I think that question answers itself.
But I don't have any parents...
for parents night.
- Does anyone else know? - No.
And don't tell 'em.
I don't want everyone razzing me about not having parents.
I don't think anyone would razz you
for not having parents.
Are you kidding me?
Remember how much we razzed tiny Ray
for having such a high-pitched voice?
[laughing]
[high-pitched shouting] Leave me alone, you guys!
Hey, is anyone else here a cartoon mouse?
Shut up!
Whoa, whoa! Whatever you say, James Van Der Squeak!
[laughing sarcastically]
You're funny.
I'm laughing because you talk funny!
Well, that's it, I'm out of here!
Are you gonna move from Swellview to Squeakview?
Yeah, maybe I will!
Okay? Come on, Dolly!
Get rekt, tiny Ray.
Get absolutely rekt.