what's up Cesario thoughts on Velma from Scooby-Doo being retroactively turning lesbian by
the woke left and I've been seeing comments from people on the walk left like I think they just
they really enjoy the idea that they are like triggering uh people on the right
almost like that how that teacher enjoyed scaring uh those little
kids that is how uh liberals like to think that they are like triggering and scaring
people on the right so when you Google Velma this is what happens have you guys done this yet
look what happens yay she's ghee and the lesbian flag comes down and the LGBT gang flag comes down
how exciting
uh I guess most people knew she was lesbian but now she's Asian
and lesbian so it's not enough just to be lesbian
okay okay wired
Velma vampires and viewers streaming is re-queering
the past yes honey and it can come soon enough
Velma dear dear reader has always been a lesbian I think most of us
knew that yes it's true that the news officially broke this week
via viral clips from the new animated film trick-or-treat viral clips what viral clips
let me find one okay
let's should we watch one am I gonna get dinged maybe a tiny tiny tiny tiny second of it
oh my God lesbian Velma finally Cannon let's go and as promised here are your Scooby Snacks
okay amazing
turtleneck incredible glasses obviously brilliant loves animals
uh okay honestly after seeing Bros I'm not even mad at this
like I don't even think that's a big deal
okay back to the story
uh that's how things go when you're queer if you don't see yourself and what you're watching you
find the character that feels closest to your sensibilities and identify with them
I never did this as a kid I never was like I was never like as a kid watching
Garfield being like wow we both love to eat lasagna I really feel like I see myself in
this character like who who's doing that I don't I've watched Garfield growing up
an occasional Power Ranger uh Married with Children The Simpsons I I didn't identify
with any of those characters and I wasn't trying to maybe I'm the weird one when enough people do
the same thing those characters become queer icons uh whether they were intended to or not
except in the case of Velma Scooby creators have been trying to get her out for years
even back in 2001 when James Gunn was trying to make his live-action Scooby movie when he
was trying to write Velma as gay but the studio just kept watering it down
I think that I don't know if they were watering it down maybe
maybe James Gunn was like oh the audience is intelligent and we don't need to like beat them
over the head with obvious lesbian cues I don't know uh but they're gonna say that it was being
watered down then in 2020 Tony cervone supervising producer on the Mystery Incorporated series posted
an image of Velma in front of a pride flag we meet our intentions as clear as we could 10 years ago
he wrote on Instagram most of our fans got it to those that didn't I suggest you look closer
okay okay and which is great about knocking people over the head with an lgbtq character
is now you get more articles written about you which isn't that what it's all about
this current moment is all about re-queering old narratives boom not necessarily turning
formerly CIS head characters queer but taking ones formally quoted as lgbtq and
making making their identity explicit why are we not doing this with straight characters though
uh uh consider if you will injury with the Vampire the latest adaption of Anne Rice's
iconic 1976 book which launched this week on AMC vampires have always been queer very much so
that's basically the whole point of the metaphor they're like X-Men yet rarely is the subtext
made explicit I didn't know vampires were queer True Blood did it maybe because they just want
blood and they don't care about sex so they'll just take the blood of like a man or a woman
uh not our Louis Dupont and dulag and Lestat actual lovers in an actual relationship they
speak earnestly about the realities being queer in New Orleans in 1910 oh that's neat
they couldn't get any beads back then
um it was a romance 1994 film adaptation you know the woman Brad Pitt Tom Cruise Kirsten Dunst
put in Macabre Twist on My Two Dads was campy but blocked a depicting
actual homosexuality yeah that's why the film did so well because it was not
in our faces and it wasn't the whole focus of the movie it was just like here's a really
great story and no one's obsessing about the uh sexual nature of of their relationship
see also A League of Their Own queer people have loved Penny Marshall's uh 1992 film
with American girls despite the fact it had no lgbtq characters Amazon's a new series
about the egg bubble co-created by broad City's Abby Abby Jacobson has almost too many to count
okay the new show also rewrites a previous Erasure this past June Mabel Blair who played the AAG pbl
and served as a consultant on Amazon's League of Their Own showed up at the series premiere of the
Tribeca Film Festival it was there that she came out publicly for the first time Blair who was 95
said she'd been hiding it for 75 85 years
coming out at 95 that's not brave you're about to die come on now like you want credit for that okay
good for you oh it's back more Flags more confetti yeah I'm gay now
conservative anchor had a meltdown over it oh my God that's just what the left wants our
conservative meltdowns they love it they live off of the idea that they can trigger people
they think that's so fun for them uh who was this that was triggered oh a Newsmax the enemy
a news anchor who appears on National Television daily says he can't tell the difference between
the meanings of letters in the alphabet at least that's the message Eric balling delivered in a
bigoted segment on his they love using this word throwing it around everywhere they can
bigoted The Young Turks everything's bigoted during a Wednesday segment falling complained
about the development that Velma I don't think he's upset about her coming as a lesbian I think
they're just upset that it's like it is like the number one feature of a character
uh throwing a tantrum but a cartoon character it always confuses me by the way folks when
a man decides he's a a woman be uh becomes a woman then sleeps with women I mean why can't
you stay a man that's kind of funny well did you see that our beloved Scooby-Doo has gone
woke Velma has come out as lgbtq I'm guessing she's the L but she may be the B I don't know
perhaps the T would mean she's been a dude all along all this time right I'm not sure
maybe it's the queue to be told I can't really tell the difference between most
of the letters it always comes by the way folks when a man decides that's not a crazy
take I think a lot of people would agree with that that there's constantly change there's
constantly new letters added I think the majority of people are kind of just like overwhelmed by it
but what the left loves to do because they love to act like holier than now
and more intellectual more Progressive more evolved than anybody on the right they're
like uh you can't keep up with it you're an idiot
okay he says he doesn't hate liberals and lefties but that doesn't feel that
he doesn't fully understand the different categories yeah that's most [ __ ] people
uh but the you do use sentiment only lasts until the next breath in which bowling frames the invoke
conservative argument that producers shouldn't represent matters of sexual identity in kids
cartoons not in kids cartoons no there should be no sexualness of any kind in kids cartoons
and the sing-song a voice he wonders why Velma is gay now but reassures his bro dudes in the
audience that Daphne is still as straight as far as we can see that's that sounds like he's just
trying to be funny and then the adult man smacked his lips in a creepy display of toxic masculinity
homophobia why is showing desire for a why is a straight man even playfully whether he meant it
or not like showing desire for a straight woman how is that homophobia and how is that misogyny
like it's actually the opposite what a [ __ ] idiot is Fred straight he asks before saying
if Velma is a lesbian he could see his friend being gay do love making everyone gay they're
like we're winning a Saturday morning cartoon created by Hannah Barbara a 1969 Scooby-Doo
has been reimagined numerous times as films TV shows and comics in the series Scooby-Doo and
mischievous Great Dane assists Velma Daphne Blake Fred Jones and Norville Shaggy and solving Grimes
[ __ ] Luke and Velma was attracted to several different guys over the years in the chartude
lesbian was a projection not a reality right aren't they all about accepting
acceptance and being yourself it's like why can't Velma be like kind of
vague about her sexuality wise like no we have to put you in this group
aren't they all about fluidity I feel like the left contradict themselves constantly Velma became
bi in Mystery Incorporated after dating Shaggy well can you blame her uh they can't leave them
alone because they want press they want to make headlines and that's the way to do it right now
it's this weird game of like cat and mouse where I think the left loves to think that they can
trigger the right so easily but the right is just like how is this relevant to like [ __ ] cartoons
and why do we need to be hit over the head with it constantly like I think most people on their
right don't have a problem with gay people they're just like yeah can we do this a little bit better
can we have a little bit Nuance storytelling where someone's sexuality is not 100 of their identity
they make a character gay when they don't have anything else to come up with it seems
it definitely seems that way even if that's not their intention it's like oh just seems like such
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