Welcome to another episode of being a comedian this morning, I'm in a great mood, I say it's the morning it's not the morning, it's
2:17 p.m.
But I'm in a great mood today for three reasons. I actually had some sleep last night. I had a long sleep
So that was great number two I think in my yesterday's vlog. I shouted and lots of the camera
I vented my frustration so that was great number three your comments on my angry video were hilarious
They really put me in a good mood people like Paul you should be paying us
Because we're basically your psychologist because you're it's a session so pay us 200 euros now. One of the comments
Was why didn't you just use your iPhone Paul ? You have got an iPhone after all and you could have filmed your vlog on there
Like you were doing at the beginning
I could have but I just wanted to make sure I bought this camera for a reason
I bought I bet I paid a lot of money for a camera because I want the vlogs to look a
Specific way, I didn't want them to look like they were filmed on an iPhone anymore
so that's why I bought this so I thought you know what it doesn't matter and
At least I put some content out at 7 a.m.
For you guys even though most of you are not watching it 7 here by the way
Tell me who is watching this 7 a.m. Comment below if you're watching this at 7 a.m.
I've got a couple of more comments that I'm gonna answer questions now in preparation for my show first question very important question from Sybre Mens
says
Important English question : how do you drink your tea?
Tea, tea, tea. Tea is important for English people. Let me make a fresh cup of tea shall I ? So, the teabag
goes in the cup then you got to put some water in the kettle then you put the water on the boil. Bang !
Put the boiling water on and then you prepare the milk. Just get the milk out of the fridge. However
I don't have milk today. I've run out of milk
I know, it's ... you can't as an English person, if you ran out of milk
You're in the shit, so I've got another solution instead of milk
Whipped cream. I know what you're thinking whipped cream in tea, Paul ? What are you doing?
Trust me it's amazing and every english person whether they like to admit it or not has either used whipped cream, double cream
Some sort of something that's come out of a cow, some white substance that's come out of a cow
In any form. So now you just gotta wait for the tea to finish
Darky, Darky, Darkyomar. Darkyomar says will you do a special 50k subs video. 50,000 subscribers.
Two people asked me that and
You know what maybe. I'm seeing I'm very close to 50,000 subscribers on YouTube so if I get to 50,000 subscribers then
I'll do something. I don't know what yet. Maybe you can suggest me a video to do or something interesting to talk about
What am I doing? Let me go to the dashboard, and see how many we've got forty nine thousand five hundred
So I've got five hundred people to go until I hit fifty thousand, and then I might do a fun video
So thanks for that. Tea's ready, ready. This is what happens when the tea is ready, so
Kettle's finished boiling, pow ! You put that in, into the ...
Into the cup, get in there, you fill it to almost at the top now because I'm going to do some whipped cream I need
To fill it up a little bit less like there, bang.
That's what it is, then I don't know what I like to do because this tea is quite strong
I usually just swirl it around for about 30 seconds that looks black enough to me
Throw that in the sink, I mean in the bin usually. Right here's the whipped cream ready. Whipped cream tea oh
Let's do it look at this. This is some proper. Oh
Yes, yummy, look at that ! Some whipped
Whipped cream tea oh shit oh
Jesus Christ what am I doing? What am I ... what have you made me do people, Jesus.
I thought I was gonna have a happy day today now. I'm drinking whipped cream tea !
Normally don't have sugar in my tea, but I've got about 12 cups with the ... with the whipped cream sugar. Alright
Let's see what it tastes like
Fuck that's hot oh I forgot the fact that milk cool down your tea
It's good tho, tastes good
final question and is
Somebody said, aredia1, I'm still trying to understand why your sticky notes behind
You don't make a straight line like before. I'm sure there's a reason. Yes sticky notes here
This is my show these are the sticky notes the order of my jokes, right?
So they've moved because a couple of people tell me
The shows more in English. It was French people to be honnest. Paul you speak more English in your shows than
French it is not 50/50. I wanted to calculate
How much of it was in English how much of it was in French so I watched the whole show
And I had a stopwatch going on my phone for every time I spoke English
and every time I spoke French and
So what I found out was the show is about one hour ten minutes long, right. In those one hour ten minutes, 31 minutes was
In English 38 minutes in French, so I'm actually doing more in French a little bit than in English. I was like well
Why do these people think I'm doing more in ...
In English than in French when it's the opposite way ? I realized that I started in English then went to French
And in a halfway through I go back into English and the English was like 23 minutes with one big chunk of
23 minutes of English before I went back to French to finish the show
So what I decided to try and do, and this is why the fridge is looking a bit weird, is I try to
Move the order around so that it felt like it was in an order so that people didn't have the impression that I was doing
A lot more English. I actually need to change this now so that it matches what I was doing so
Fixed. It's now fixed. The order is a new order, but that's the new order so there
Thank you for the questions as usual. Comment if you want ... if you ... any other questions
Let me know there's some great questions coming through about being a comedian
I'm gonna go to the show well not now, but I'm gonna go to the show in a little bit
So here's the transition between me and going to the show with some nice shots with my new camera
Oh, that's it
The show is done
Back off stage now got a run to the front to get some photos with some of the audience
And then I've got to go home edit this and then get up tomorrow to go to London
Thank you guys yeah, let's do it. Let's do it
All right, that's it photos are done and going home to edit this and then I'm going to London tomorrow