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WE'RE BACK HERE WITH THE AUTHOR OF "GLITTER EVERY DAY," ANDY
COHEN.
YOU HAVE A NEW BOOK.
>> I DO, THANK YOU!
>> Stephen: THE BOOK IS CALLED "GLITTER EVERY DAY: 365 QUOTES
FROM I LOVE."
SO THIS IS A QUOTE A DAY.
>> IT'S A QUOTE-A-DAY BOOK.
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF WOMEN I LOVE HIGH TO LOVE, FROM MY
MOTHER, TO MADONNA, TO MALALA.
>> A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG.
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG IT IS UNTIL IT IS IN HOT WATER.
>> GREAT QUOTE.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.
SO WHO ELSE IS IN HERE?
>> OH, MY GOSH.
MY MOM, MADONNA, MALALA, DORINDA FROM THE "NEW YORK HOUSEWIVES.
>> Stephen: MALALA, DORINDA, VERY SIMILAR.
>> ALL GREAT WOMEN.
>> Stephen: IS JESUS JUGS IN HERE, TOO?
>> SHE'S NOT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S TOO BAD.
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE THE CUT OR NOT MAKE THE CUT?
WHAT'S YOUR STANDARD?
>> I WAS MAKING BIG LISTS OF WOMEN THAT I LOVE AND ERP WE
WERE LOOKING FOR QUOTES THAT RESONATED TO ME.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE IN HERE?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE-- I MEAN, THERE IS-- THERE ARE SO
MANY.
THAT ELEANOR ROOSEVELT ONE IS REALLY GREAT.
THERE'S A QUOTE FROM "ATLANTA HOUSEWIFE" SHOULD, ELAIA
WHITFIELD, "WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO?"
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WHO?
>> WELL, IT'S-- IT'S JUST A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
IT'S JUST THE ULTIMATE CLAP-BACK.
>> Stephen: ONE MORE TIME, PLEASE?
>> IT'S THE ULTIMATE CLAP-BACK.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE QUOTE AGAIN.
>> IT'S "WHO GONNA CHECK ME, BOO?"
>> Stephen: NOT I.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I SHALL NEVER CHECK YOU BOO, BUT, BOO, IS A
TERM OF ENDEARMENT.
>> UNLESS IT ENDS THAT SENTENCE.
>> Stephen: IN WHICH CASE IT'S LIKE, "BULDY."
>> YES.
>> Stephen: I SEE.
>> LIKE WISE GUY.
>> Stephen: YOU THERE YOU GO.
YOU WRITE IN HERE ABOUT PLAYING A GAME OF IS THAT RAIDS WITH,
AMONG OTHER PEOPLE, AND THIS IS A HARROWING GROUP OF PEOPLE,
MERYL STREEP.
>> YES, UNDER THE MERYL STREEP QUOTE-- I THINK SHE'S IN THERE A
COUPLE OF TIMES-- I RECT I WAS AT A PARTY, A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT
THE GREAT, THE LATE, GREAT, NATASHA RICHARDSON'S HOUSE, WHO
WAS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE FOR YEARS.
AND SHE PUT-- SHE WAS THE GREATEST HOSTESS EVER.
I MEAN, SHE PUT TOGETHER THE BEST GROUPS WITH THE BEST FOOD
THAT SHE MADE ALL OF.
AND WE WERE AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY AT HER HOUSE, SHE TYPICALLY
WOULD END HER CHRISTMAS PARTIES WITH A GAME OF CHARADES, WHEN WE
WERE ALL IN OUR CUPS, AS ONE MIGHT SAY.
>> Stephen: TON OF FUN.
WHO ARE WE TALKING?
>> WE'RE TALKING MERYL STREEP, AND RAY FINES AND NATASHA AND
LIAM, AND JOHN BENJAMIN HICKEY, AND I BELIEVE STEPHEN SONDHEIM
WAS THERE.
>> Stephen: WHAT?
>> IT WAS A HEADY GROUP.
>> Stephen: AND YOU?
>> AND I AM A POOR ACTOR.
I CANNOT ACT.
I AM TERRIBLE, NOT GREAT AT CHARADES, EITHER.
I WAS ACTING OUT, AND I THINK THAT I CALLED JOHN HICKEY AND
ASKED HIM, AND HE SAID, I BELIEVE IT WAS NORAH JONES, AND
THIS TELLS YOU AROUND THE TIME THIS SONG CAME OUT, WHEN THIS
WAS.
IT WAS NORAH JONES "DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T COME."
YES.
I THINK I WAS ACTING THAT OUT.
AND--
>> Stephen: I-- I WOULD NOT MIND SEEING YOU ACT THAT OUT.
>> WELL, I WAS NOT DOING A GREAT JOB.
AND MERYL STREEP TURNS TO JOHN AND SAYS, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S DOING, BUT I NEVER WANT HIM TO STOP."
WHICH...
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EVER GET.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> IT'S NOT A BAD REVIEW.
>> Stephen: SURE.
IS THERE-- IS THERE ONE IN HERE THAT-- DO YOU QUOTE YOURSELF?
DO YOU-- >> I DON'T.
I'M NOT A LADY.
>> Stephen: I FORGOT.
IT'S ALL WOMEN, I APOLOGIZE.
>> IT'S ALL WOMEN I LOCH.
I DON'T QUOTE MYSELF.
MY MOM IS IN THERE A FEW TIMES.
GREAT QUOTE FROM MY MOM WHEN I CAME OUT TO HER.
HER RESPONSE WAS, "I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HATED YOUR WIFE,
ANYWAY."
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SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S REALLY NICE.
THAT'S A VERY SWEET THING TO SAY.
>> IT IS, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BREAK ANDIE, BUT WHEN WE
COME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANDIE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME
TIPS ON HOW TO KEEP YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER DRAMATIC.
STICK AROUND.
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