OnlyFans is all the rage these days.
I’ve constantly heard about OnlyFans from guys with raging boners for it, talking about
how it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
And seeing how much cash some of these girls are making, this is probably a better invention
than sliced bread.
Now, sliced bread isn’t exactly on my list of greatest things ever made but it piqued
my curiosity.
So I thought I’d do some research and join OnlyFans and get a few subscriptions to different
“creators”, for research purposes only of course.
And in my detailed, deep, and thorough research it got me thinking, would I, Zeus, date an
OnlyFans girl?
I’ve dated Playboy models, Instagram butt models, and everything in between so this
probably wouldn’t be much of a stretch but as I was thinking about it I started drawing
up a pros and cons list so I figured, why not share it with you my distinguished and
sophisticated gentlemans club of subscribers.
So without further adieu, let’s slide into -- I mean dive into -- oh jeez, let’s just
get into it.
And remember, I subscribed to dozens of girls on OnlyFans all in the service of research
because I am so dedicated to my craft.
Pro: Since she’s so comfortable and open with herself, she’s more likely to be better
in bed since she’s less reserved.
If a girl makes a living by being sexually open with herself then you can bet she’ll
be like that in her personal life as well with the guy she’s dating.
And girls who are more open and comfortable with themselves almost always make for a SIGNIFICANTLY
better experience in bed.
Douche Zeus: Yes, after our RIGOROUS testing, the data shows a causal relationship between
a person’s openness with themselves sexually and their sexual performance with those they
date.
Trust me on this one bro haha.
Con: The girl might get tired of doing that sort of thing all day and then not be in the
mood for it later.
Sexual energy is like a gas tank, if you already jerked off, and it was your job to, are you
still gonna have anything left in the tank when you finally get some free time?
Hell no!
You’re probably gonna wanna watch Netflix, hop on Warzone, or watch videos from your
favorite YouTuber aka ME!
You’re not gonna want to rub another one out when you already had to rub two out earlier
in the day.
Think about it like a massage therapist, they massage people all day so when they get home,
they probably don’t wanna massage their boyfriend or girlfriend when they’re tired
and worked a full shift.
That’s probably the last thing they want to do.
Hell, if I was a massage therapist, I’d tell my girlfriend to massage ME when I get
home because I’d be too damn tired!
Pro: She will inevitably network with other hot girls like other OnlyFans girls, models,
pornstars, instagram girls, the list is endless.
Her meeting and being friends with other hot girls in the industry will allow you to "network"
with them as well, if ya know what I mean haha.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your next girlfriend through her haha!
Con: The girl might want to transition into actual porn, and I mean come on bro, OnlyFans
and real legit porn are two different things.
I’d have to make a whole different pros and cons list for dating a pornstar and I’m
already halfway through this video so don’t get me started on this one because otherwise
I’m gonna have to shell out a ton more money on “adult” websites for more intense “research”.
Pro: You can get rich too!
You can make some money by offering to be in the videos with her for payment.
No guy buying onlyfans subscriptions cares about seeing the guy’s face anyways so nobody
would ever know it’s you!
The guy isn’t in the advertisements!
I mean c’mon, what guy watching porn is like “C’mon bro switch angles!
I wanna get a better look at the guy’s face!”
Yeah, nobody.
Hell, the Pope could be dating an OnlyFans girl and nobody would know since only his
holy parts are in the video if you know what I mean!
And by the way, you viewers know I take my research very seriously so if any OnlyFans
girls watching this would like to date me to help complete my dissertation and Ph.D
on dating OnlyFans girls then email me and we can try to work something out.
Yeah, if any of you lovely OnlyFans ladies would like to get in touch then hit up Benjamin
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Con: If you’re the easily jealous type, you might not like that she’s talking to
guys for a living but I mean c’mon it’s just business.
If she can be professional about it so should you!
Maybe you can ask her for some hundred dollar bills to help you wipe off the tears, I’m
sure a few hundreds will make you feel better!
Pro: I mean c’mon bro, if you’re dating one of the top 1% OnlyFans girls, guys will
probably recognize her on the street and if they see you’re dating her you’ll practically
be a celebrity.
They’ll think you’re packing more than Johnny Sins and Mandingo.
You’ll have guys giving you props left and right and high fiving you in the supermarket!
Pro: The girl is more likely to be more open to trying various sexually adventurous things,
like crazy positions, roleplaying, who knows what else!
She'll probably be even more knowledgeable about it than you are and even bring interesting
ideas back to the bedroom for you.
Now that’s what I call a pro.
Pro - jesus how many pros are there gonna be?
i'm starting to think i might need to look into these onlyfans girls right when this
video is over.
But one of the biggest pros is that if she has an OnlyFans and is making money off of
it, she’s probably businesses minded and smart.
OnlyFans is a marketer’s dream.
The guys who made OnlyFans are geniuses because not only do they charge you for a subscription
to see the girl’s content but they also do what’s known in the marketing world as
‘upsells’.
Once you buy a subscription, the girl can send you private messages where she’s sending
you offers to buy videos, photos, and more for even MORE money.
In order to make the most amount possible, the girl has to be smart about pricing her
offers, coming up with the offers in the first place, and how often to send them to her audience.
OnlyFans for the girl is a legitimate business no doubt, and it’s an interesting one because
it all has to do with understanding the psychology of your audience and how to get them to spend
the most money to increase your profits.
So in reality, the girl is more likely to be business savvy since it’s what’s paying
her rent.
And if you’re running your own business then you’ll have a smart successful businesswomen
by your side to give you some pointers!
And in fact, since OnlyFans girls and I both share the audience of hormone filled young
men, I respect the hustle.
Hell, if you take a look at my courses you’ll see that when you buy one product, I offer
you an upsell of my other courses immediately, so in a weird sense I’m kind of like an
OnlyFans girl… right?
Ben cuts in: uh no definitely not the same thing.
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So that my friends is it.
The Pros, and Cons, of dating an OnlyFans girl..
Would you date one?
Leave a comment and subscribe so you can let me know.
Judging by all the pros I listed, I think you know my answer is pretty obvious a HELL
YES haha.
Actually nevermind, I take it all back.
Zeus ain’t no SIMP!!