Hello everyone!
D: Hey guys! P:Hello L:Hi!
I am joined with the ONE and only
DAN AND PHIL P: RAH! D: Hello!
and Louise. Hi Louise.
Louise is back by popular demand
are you alright? are you alright?
*dan laughs* *phil laughs*
are you okay?
WOW
This is not how I thought my day would happen. L: Careful!
So, you know how this game works
It's another Youtuber Whispers
with these lovely three!
I'm so excited!
Ready for this?
P: Yeah D: Yes
Let's do it!
Woah!
Roll her off! Roll her- *laughs*
How you doin' Louise? You good?
*sings* In your arms so tight
J: She's good. L: Don't let me know. J: She's good
Ready for the first one?
*sings* I...
Hooked on a feelin'.
*joe reads*
*confused noise*
*un-understandable*
Louise!
Ready?
Phil was talking to you!
READY?
Did you see the pot of sugar that Capsar
and Joe tweeted on the picture?
*laughs*
I have no idea what you just said.
Did you see the pot of chicken
that Caspar and Joe tweeted in the kitchen? (my gawd)
*dies in the background*
Did you get anything from that?
I got a lot of your spit on my face.
Sorry!
Did you feel the *beep*
that Caspar took a picture of?
*Joe dies*
NO!
'Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Because you have a sweet ass.'
Are you ready, Phil? Are you ready? Ready?
READY!
*Joe reads*
*much suspense noise*
Did you see the dead body
that Joe hid with a clock?
Behind you?
Did you see the dead body
Joe put in the cupboard behind you?
You think you got it?
Yeah.
Did you see the dead body
that Joe and I do?
*laughs*
*Dan struggles to talk*
No.
Don't worry no one's seen that.
Joe: The actual sentence was:
'I hid a dead body in the closet behind you.'
So you all did quite well.
Dead body!
So if it wasn't for Phil, that would've gone really well!
Geez Phil!
Sorry guys.
So next up is Dan.
*sighs* *then laughs*
*joe reads- you know the drill by now*
According to recent studies,
YEAH?
Tyler Oakley changes his hair colour every five minutes.
It's offensive!
According to recent studies,
Tyler Oakley ...
*struggles to talk while laughing*
sh..
Sh*ts on his hair
every five minutes.
*dan having a mental breakdown (as usual)*
Just like an octopus (jesus, phil)
Dan: What!? Oh my god, you are terrible.
Tyler Oakley
Dan: Yes.
combs his hair every five minutes.
Okay, I heard changes his hair colour
or dyes his hair colour
I don't know how you got 'sh*ts on his hair'.
*laughs*
'According to my calculations,
*Dan sighs*
So you were very close, Dan
Tyler Oakley changes his hair colour every five minutes!
There was no octopuses (he means octopi- incorrect there, Joe)
and there was no sh*tting
it was just changing hair colour.
(i don't think I need to tell you how this goes from now on, k?)
There are people in the world than poodles.
Okay! Okay, I got it!
I'VE GOT THIS ONE! (watever you say phil)
The mole people of the world
are mooses.
*wildly laughs*
Why do you keep crying?
The bowling balls of the world are pussies.
*everyone loses it*
I didn't say any of those words!
So we got 'the' and 'are', I'm guessing,
is the only correct words.
The actual sentence was 'there are more nipples in the world
than people'.
OHHHH!
And there are, aren't they?
We're gonna change it up, a bit.
We're gonna make- I'm actually gonna get involved
I've never like, done a big one (innuendo)
So, I'm gonna get involved.
Finally!
We can how good you are.
All this time laughing at how bad everyone else is
Joe: Exactly. Louise: Yeah.
P: It's time to find out! D: We get to judge Joe!
It's judgement day.
It's my time to play.
It's JOEdgement day.
JOEdgement day!
P: That wasn't good.
I'm gonna get out of here.
*Haha this time Danny boi reads*
Mr Happy Phil took Dan to play.
Alright.
Mr Ham-my (pinof 1) Phil
took Dan's place.
Mr Happy Phil
took Dan's beds.
No.
It was 'My happy little Phil, take Dan away.'
Like Troye's song but..
OHHHH! (yeah guys, way to butcher Troye's lyrics)
So you all failed!
You all failed HORRIBLY!
*reading time-rino*
Barrack Obama sometimes wonders why he doesn't
have a llama called 'Jack'.
Barrack Obama has just got a llama
named 'Joseph'.
Miranda Barbara..
*hysterically laughs*
Has got a cheese alarm clock
it's massive.
Who's Miranda Barbara?
'Barrack Obama often wonders why he doesn't have a llama called Jack.
Or where he could get a llama cal- I've forgotten.
Why would you want a llama called Jack? (llama-ist)
So there you have it, there's another Youtuber Whispers video.
If you enjoyed it, please give it a massive thumbs up!
Thumb us. (okay Dan, calm down)
And I'll see you next week with another..
Sugg Sunday Special!
Goodbye! P+L: Bye! D: Goodbye Internet!
*very outro, such funny*
please appreciate this because this took like an hour to do for a six minute video.