- Hi, I'm Perris, and this is Pierre.
He's going to help me out this week,
reviewing pet products.
And Pierre, we're going to start out
with the Woof Washer 360.
What do you think of this?
You need a wash!
We've let him get a little grungy looking,
and he certainly smells like he could use a wash.
Now I've tried touchless car washes,
where you just drive your car in,
and the spray comes at different angles.
And it kinda cleans your car.
So my guess is this touchless dog washing mechanism
is also gonna kinda clean the dog.
But let's put it to the test.
It's basically a plastic ring
that you hook up to your hose outside.
Waaah!
And you put the dog shampoo
in a little piece that screws into it.
And you have the dog, when he's feeling cooperative,
walk through the loop.
And so all the little spray nozzles
will spray the water and shampoo on him.
One walk through, and then I'm guessing
you turn off the shampoo.
And then Pierre, you're gonna walk through again,
and you'll be clean!
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- The Woof Washer 360...
What are you doing, dog?
...goes for about ten dollars.
I found it over at our local Fry's.
I'll put a link to it down below this video,
so you can check it out online.
Doesn't require batteries or anything else,
just a regular garden hose and some dog shampoo.
Alright Pierre, shall we see what's in the box?
Oh yeah, he can't wait.
Look, there's stuff in a box!
If it's not food, it's not interesting.
OK, you tasted it, doesn't taste like food.
Now this is supposed to be one size fits all, dog-wise.
It's adjustable for small dogs to large dogs.
The rings expand and contract.
I'm hoping there's some more instructions in here.
Here are the instructions, do you want to read?
Here we go.
Alright, Pierre,
Looks like there's just two pieces here.
Read through the instructions, it's pretty simple.
You adjust it to your dog's size.
Make sure the water's not too cold,
that's important.
Ohhhh, Pierre thinks it would be terrible
if the water was cold.
Then you turn the Shampoo On switch on and off.
Put your dog's shampoo in here.
And here are the rings.
So if your dog is this small.
(metal ratcheting)
Pierre, in case you put on weight,
we got you covered.
You're oval-shaped, will that work?
This attaches here.
Oh, you'll be washed soon enough.
OK.
Jump through the hoop. (chuckles)
Pierre can't believe it's happening to him.
There's a switch here,
I'm thinking for the water.
This switch is probably to control the shampoo going in.
And there are a bunch of little holes in here
that will spray the water all over Pierre.
Jump through the ring of fire!
No.
I know Pierre's watching me through the door here.
I don't want him to see this,
you basically, they say, get the dog
into the ring to start with,
because they may not be interested
in jumping through the hoop.
So you have this around them,
I've got the water turned on,
it's just hooked up through our garden hose.
We've got our shampoo.
And I throw this switch.
(water spraying)
There's soapy shampoo,
and water.
And lots of it.
Pierre, it's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun!
We're both gonna get really wet.
OK, so I think
it's probably best to put this around his middle.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
You won't notice a thing, Pierre.
Just some giant clampy thing coming around you.
(laughs)
You don't want to go back in,
it's more fun out here, come on!
Really, it could be, they said one minute.
They said it takes one minute.
One minute, OK?
Let's try.
(exhales)
OK, so I do need to have this out to the side.
You don't like that clicky sound probably, do you?
OK, and then we put this here.
Doo doo doo doo doo!
No, get up!
Let's see, there we go.
And a little bit of water.
Here we go, Pierre, it's gonna be fun!
It's gonna be fu-u-u-n!
(water squirts gently)
Look at that, it's shampoo and water!
Yay!
They do say to make sure it's a comfortable temperature,
not too cold or hot.
Well, at some point you will have to back up,
and at some point you will have to go forward.
But let's just concentrate
on what we got working here, OK?
Now this is low.
I'm gonna go to medium.
Oooh, massaging!
It's massaging jets of wonderfulness, Pierre!
You feel it?
Oh, I think I'd like to use this for me, yeah!
Think I need it a little wider.
Oh, bup bup, waaah!
The water is a little cold.
(laughing)
We didn't even get to your head yet.
Oh, he's gone.
(sighs)
Jump through the hoops, through the hoop.
You can do it!
He circles around.
Jump through the hoop.
Pierre, you're all wet, at least let me rinse you.
Why am I reasoning with him?
Oh, we used up all the shampoo already.
Pierre, you're wearing all the shampoo.
We gotta, like, spread it around on you.
Come on!
How about if I put this down here?
OK?
Evil thing is down on the ground.
Come on.
(finger snapping)
OK, Pierre this is not good.
You're wearing two ounces of shampoo.
Oh my gosh, you're all soapy.
We've gotta finish rinsing you, we do!
Come on, we gotta rinse you.
So he's soaped from here to here,
and there's shampoo in there.
Yeah, and dirt.
'Cause we gotta at least wash the shampoo off you,
even if we don't wash the rest of you, OK?
(water sprays)
It's just water, see?
There we go.
Why do you have different colored confetti in your fur?
When's the last time we washed you?
Let me at least get the shampoo off.
Here we go, good dog, that's good Pierre.
OK, that's good, see?
Did I mention it's 93 out today?
I wish someone was doing this to me.
So we got lots of shaking going on.
Pierre's rolling in every smelly thing
he can find in the yard.
Step 1 to washing your dog?
Get a cat.
Remember this, wasn't this fun?
Pierre's in need of a little bit
of a fluff and dry right now.
So we'll get that to you shortly.
He just wanted to finish this up and say,
he kinda liked just using a regular hose with a nozzle.
And you have your shampoo there,
use as much or as little as you want.
I guess this could work.
We had issue with the shampoo, it just like,
whoop, it was just gone in about 30 seconds.
All two ounces of shampoo.
And that was the point at which Pierre decided
to go run around the yard,
and didn't want to be in the ring anymore.
If you have a dog that doesn't get spooked by things,
like having a clamp like this placed around them,
then this might be a good touch-free dog wash for you.
I'm not sure what color he's gonna end up
at the end of this, but we'll see.
If you're interested in the Woof Washer 360,
I have a link to it down below this video.
Right over there, Pierre, or over there,
or over there, or over there.
Somewhere over there there's a link
that you can check out more about it.
Also, Pierre will be back tomorrow,
if he's willing, and all this week
in pet-related product reviews.
All this week?
I know, it's a whole week.
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Pierre, say bye.
See you on the next review.
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- The Woof Washer 360 goes for about ten dollars.
I found it over at our local Fry's.
Pierre, are you ashamed to be washed this way?
Pierre doesn't want to hear about it, apparently.
(paws hitting the box)
Yes.
Just get your head up.
Pierre, your head up.
Head up.
(sighs)
Head up, bup-ba-dup, bup, ba-deee,
ba-dope, ba-dope, ba-do,
ba-deep, ba-deep, ba-doo.
Boop! (laughs)