- If like many, you've taken a little break
from your triathlon training over the Christmas period.
(cricket noises)
You.
- That's me.
- Oh.
- Sorry, I think that's me done.
Ah! (mumbling) (fast beat piano)
- The specific, (mumbles).
Knew it was going to happen!
- Ah, come on you got to, oh.
(laughing)
- The C and the F, don't work.
- How is it again?
- Specificity.
Specificity.
So from the specificity of certain,
oh hello.
- And it could actually even exasperate
these issues of the sinking legs.
- Exacerbate.
- Exasperate, exacerbate.
I managed two words.
Exasperate.
- Exaggerated, exacerbate.
- Right, this is no normal game of monopoly.
I have...
What have I done?
- You're starting.
- (bleep) me, am I starting? - I think so.
- Why am I thinking that.
I am.
Of course I am.
- Nice one. - Is that okay?
- That's good. - That's good.
- Is that good?
Did you just get that?
- [Woman] That was perfect.
- Did you get that?
- For now (bleep)
What's wrong with me doing the first line?
- Hey Fraser .
(laughing)
- You're looking too confused early on,
I mean just like.
(laughing)
- [Camera Man] Just shout when you need a hand mate.
(bleep)
- You filming?
- Now this one,
it's been quite some time since I read Harry Potter books
but I'll give this a try.
- It is wingdardiom levusia.
- Leviosa.
- Well with off-road running.
(mumbles)
(upbeat music) (laughing)
- Ah!
- [Camera Man] Take a run at it.
- That's exactly what I was going to do and clatter my knees.
(laughing)
- It's like you were saying Fraser.
(laughing)
- What was I saying.
- [Camera Man] That was so (beep) "Oliver Twist"
So you were saying (mumbles), continue on.
- Now Ben is arguably the most versatile
male athlete racing triathlon right now
You didn't hear that Ben
- Prove our prospective points.
- [Camera Man] Prospective?
Respective?
- Oh god, I've been saying prospective all along
Oh yeah, it is respective.
I think I've been saying prospective for all of it.
- Well with off-road (laughs) Okay I've (mumbles).
The tarmac of the road. (laughs)
Where do you want me to go though?
(laughs)
My god I'm also going to get rid of that
cause it's (beep) me off.
- If you're (dog yipping)
If you're (dog yipping)
- This is their famous innotivive, innotivive. (clucks)
Their cloud technolotgy. Technolotgy, Fraser.
Their cloud technology, innotivive aww Fraser.
What it is that makes on I know.
(baby talk)
- Perhaps you're not that familiar with what makes yourn
(mumbles)
- Straight over us. (mumbles)
- He's filming you.
He's been filming you doing all your specificities.
- She's been sitting there having a fag and a McDonalds.
Whilsts the dog is taking itself for a walk.
(both laughing)
I think she has.
- We can find that here.
It wasn't moving
(both laughing)
Quite a bit further than the 25
or 50 meters of our swimming pool length.
- With your hand (distorted audio)
- Yeah so this sort of overreaching.
(camera man laughing)
- Takes in all sorts and then finishing with a...
Oh hi there you all right?
- I think you need. - Oh, okay, all right (beep)
hell.
- [Camera Man] Right okay.
- Okay.
- [Camera Man] Cool, nice.
I've never had that.
- Well that's quite a considerable drop off than Matt has
but obviously we are all very. - Sorry I was.
- It was has or
(car honk)
Did he do that on purpose.
- Yes he's (beep) himself of course he did.
(quizzical music)
- Do I have any interaction
or am I supposed to look heather or...
- I did say running
- Should I or should I?
Okay all right.
- Just try and set them up almost identically from using eye
(laughs)
By using vision - Eyeballs
- A spoon full of sugar,
but I like where he goes. - I don't know.
(mumbles)
(laughs) It stumped me.
- Hah it's even better than a Bristol accent.
- Using my special power.
- Put my tongue
Which is a innotivive, innotivive (beep) sake.
Innovative.
- You need all the energy can get
you can not go swimming, really?
- Significant gap by 16k he had
(beep) Hello I wasn't talking about you being a knob.
- Now this doesn't need to be
anything fancy or online (car honk)
(beep) off.
(happy music)
- Tip six, that's not six, that's five
(laughing)
(mumbling)
- Which is innotivive, I'm going to get it, innovative.
An innotivive, technology right there in their soles and
- [Camera Man] You didn't get it.
I didn't get it did I. - No
I massacred it once more. (murmurs) Fraser innovative.
- Hand on, hang on I'm on a roll here.
- It's not a difficult word it's those three syllables.
Innovative, that's four isn't it.
- Come on now, come on now get in the car.
- Innotive technology which sits in their,
didn't get it did I.
- [Camera Man] No.
- What did I say innotive
- [Camera Man] You said ititive.
(giggling)
Oh dear.
- But if you actually want to see Fraser diving for yourself
well there's a video on how to dive right here.
- And if you want to see a rather better video
that heather did about all problems
to do with women then that is here. Did I just?
(both laughing)