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Killer Keemstar
Let's get right,
into the news!
Ladies and gentlemen, last week we told you Logan Paul was returning to YouTube today, wednesday.
And guess what? He did. He uploaded a video titled "Suicide: Be Here Tomorow".
The video overall is a message of suicide prevention.
First he talks to people that attempted suicide. Roll it. "And then the voice in my head said jump now
and I did.
And the millisecond that my hands cleared the rail, my legs flew over it
was an instant regret.
The depression was wiped from my mind,
and all I wanted to do was live, and I thought it's too late." - Kevin Hines
"Kevin Hines was 19 when he jumped off The Golden Gate Bridge.
He is one of the many incredible people that i've been grateful to meet the over the past three weeks
as aim to further understand the complexity surrounding suicide." - Logan Paul
then towards the end of the video he says that he is going to be donating 1,000,000 dollars for suicide prevention.
Roll it. "From this point on I want to make an effort to contribute and immerse myself in the conversation
so I'm pledging to donate $1,000,000 to various suicide prevention organizations
with the first $250,000
going immediately to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
so they can increase their capacity to help those..." Ok guys, so first of all I have mixed feelings on this.
I'm right down the middle.
I'm gonna take some digs at Logan, but I'm also gonna defend him.
But first, let's hear from the community one person in support of Logan Paul is Casey Neistat.
This is what he had to say. "Logan Paul has a long way to go and people are right to
continue to question his motives, but today's video was a thoughtful first step. Hopefully
this is part of a true effort to move on from
sensational content." Words from the Casey Neistat. Now a person that's right down the middle known as Boogie9288
said this. "Honestly enjoyed Logan Paul's new video
it feels like a PR piece, but there is some real sincerity to it.
It's one step on a road to redemption, but it's a good first step nonetheless.
$1,000,000 to Suicide Prevention
Hotlines buys a lot of forgiveness from me. I understand if it doesn't do the same for you." Words from the Boogie2988
Now, one person that just is not buying is Rob Dyke. Rob
Dyke had this to say. "I think Logan Paul still doesn't get it. This isn't about your journey to
understanding suicide. It isn't about making a short film where you're---yet ---again---the star. Way to
commercialize this even further. No normal person needs to be taught
compassion for suicide victims." Words from Mr. Rob Dyke. Now me personally
I am right down the middle in this. There has been times in my career where I've made mistakes, and I genuinely felt
sorry and wanted to do whatever I could to fix what I have done wrong and people would say "Oh,
you're just trying to save your career." And that necessarily was not the case. I genuinely felt sorry and wanted to fix things, so I understand
and can relate to Logan Paul. But I also see how some people are saying well
this is just a PR move. Especially this part in the video. "Both of those numbers are below and although this is..." [Keem Bursts in Laughter]
Why is he staring at us like that?
Like, what is that? "Hey bitches! I'm getting away with everything. Merch link in bio."
I'm sorry, but that part where Logan Paul does this.
I Mean it just [Stutters] seems like so goddamn fake. Ladies and gentlemen, we got a couple more stories here,
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Also in the news. Last DramaAlert we talked about Twitch going after botters on their platform.
Twitch won a major lawsuit being reported today by Nathan Grayson.
"Judge orders makers of illegal bots to pay Twitch $1,300,000.
According to the court documents filed on January 22nd,
a California judge has ordered bot makers Michael and Catherine
[Keem cannot pronounce name]
Anjomi to permanently shutdown their software and pay twitch a total of
$1,300,000! Goddamn, these guys made $1,300,000 selling twitch bots?!
That's just absolutely insane to me. And now ladies and gentlemen. It is time for our final story
Uh...
This is a good one. It is coming from a YouTuber known as Rhinocrunch with 1,100,000 subscribers.
Now, the last time we spoke about Rhinocrunch was roughly about 8 months ago when we uploaded this video titled "Rhinocrunch
ARRESTED? #DramaAlert on the disappearance of Rhino crunch!" Here is a clip of that story 8 months ago.
Roll it. Back on March 22nd 2017
Rhinocrunch uploaded a video
and then he went missing! He was nowhere to be found anywhere on the Internet, however back on
April 13th, he returned and on his Discord he said "I'm home. Going through some serious shit right now.
I'm locked out of my Twitter as well."
Damn, what kind of serious shit is this? However, when he did return on April 13th,
he got around to uploading another video and at the start of that video,
this is what he said. Roll it. "How the fuck are you guys? This is gonna be my first game since
Uh..
since March.
I've been away, okay?! I've been in jail for the past...No I'm just kidding.
I haven't been to jail. Maybe I have, who knows."
Wait, he was in jail or was he joking or was he in jail or was he joking?
I don't know! But we started looking this shit up, and we found a police report. Apparently Aaron Warshaw,
32 years of age, from the city of Redlands, California was arrested for Sex Penetration Force. Oh my god,
please tell me it's not rhino, please tell me it's not rhino. And what does that even mean?
But, as we look more into it it says "Assault W/ Deadly Weapon Likely To Produce Gbi.
SEX PENETRATION FORCE/ETC.
Assault to commit mayhem/rape/etc.
Now, I asked Rhinocrunch on Twitter if this is all true.
and I'll get more into that in a minute and some people were like "Hey, man. Why are you doxing him?"
I'm not. His name is very public on his own YouTube channel. Right in the description his name is Aaron Warshaw.
Now remember, Aaron Warshaw got arrested on March 23rd.
And on March 25th
Rhinocrunches wife tweeted this "Hey Crunch Army... Prayers much-needed for our family at the moment.
Yikes, now listen. Rhinocrunch was gone right?...from like March 23rd, and he didn't come back until April 13th
and on April 12th, Rhinocrunches wife tweeted out.
"Thank you for keeping us in your prayers. Rhinocrunch is coming home soon boys. Even on Twitter,
it was clear Rhinocrunch was missing during this time because, he tweeted on March 23rd and then didn't tweet shit until
April 14th when he just said "Hi". Now, because all this is so goddamn serious.
I didn't want to run this story without giving Rhinocrunch a
[Looking for Words]
chance to respond, but I went to his Twitter
and I found out that I was blocked. So that was that, and since then Rhinocrunch has found Jesus.
And that's not a joke. He is now a Christian and he actually
preaches in his videos and his channel has been blowing up, while he's been playing a game known as Fortnite.
Now, Rhinocrunch used to play with another Fortnite streamer known as Dakotaz.
And yesterday, Rhinocrunch and Dakotaz had a falling out and Dakotaz dropped some bombs on his livestream.
He said that Rhinocrunch didn't want to play with him anymore because
Dakotaz refused to talk about Jesus in his Fortnite videos.
[Clap]
Watch this...Roll it. "True story about Rhinocrunch. The reason why me and Rhinocrunch stopped
Uh..
playing together is because Rhino tried to force me to talk about God in my videos, but I wouldn't do it.
I told him that I didn't want to do it, and so Rhinocrunch stop playing with me."
Wow, then Dakotaz went on to say that Rhinocrunch was planning on doing a charity stream and pocketing the money.
Roll it.
And, [Clears Throat] because I'm a smart person.
If Rhinocrunch tries to deny it. Guess what, Rhino? I got every screenshot. [Chuckles] I saved everything boy.
I even saved the part where you said you wanted to do a charity stream and pocket it.
Ooooh...my god.
Someone call Keemstar.
Wow, if that's true that ain't very
Uh..
Jesus like. Now today, Rhinocrunch uploaded a video
talking about this briefly titled "LEGENDARY JUMP PAD!?" and well, he seems to be getting some dislikes.
[Voice Crack] Now here's where things get a little crazy. In Rhinocrunches video today
he says that Dakotaz has been taken over by the devil to test his like
[Looking for Words]
faith in Jesus. Roll it. "I..I love this passage. I love this: "No weapon formed against shall prosper.
No matter what the devil's got going on in the works. And no matter who he's using to try to
discredit me or falsely accuse against me or make up lies about me or rumors about
me or whatever he can try to do, at the end of the day
God's righteousness is all that matters
and God's protection is all that matters and counted as a blessing."
You know the Bible says like "Jump for joy, when people say all manner of evil against you falsely.""
Wow..okay, so I would have a lot more to say if this wasn't a sponsored video [Chuckles], but just wow.
[Clap #2]
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