Hey, YouTubers.
So, ah...there's been a lotta talk, lately...
...about this missing YouTuber.
He answers to the name of "Adam."
Because, uh...well, that's his name.
Yes, anyway...
I got some more news for ya.
So earlier today, I got a call from this nosey...sorry, I mean noisey...P.I.
and his, ah, reporter friend. Calls himself "The Zombie Flanders." Hah!
Right, ladies. There's a reason why it rhymes with "lies and slanders." (laughs)
Trust me, that ain't no coincidence.
So at first I didn't know what to make of these guys, but ah, it doesn't seem wrong to wanna find a missing friend.
So...I agreed to meet with them for an interview.
Tch. Huh!
Interview my ass! More like interrogation!
Right away they start demanding that I hand over a clue? I don't even know what they're talkin' about!
And then they start nosin' around, asking about my collab.
That's right: I'm a Vlogsmoothie girl.
And those boys knew damn right that there's a collab war raging in Nerdfighteria!
But mister P.I. and reporter keep wantin' ta ask me about my interactions with these other collabs.
And I told 'em, I'm a Vlogsmoothie girl!
And us Vlogsmoothie girls stick together! We don't associate with those other collabs.
That's when they brought out some dirty interrogation tactics.
They, ah...brought out a little pineapple and a big knife!
They knew I wouldn't be able to stand seein' a good fruit get served up before it's time!
Little guy wasn't even ripe, yet!
Yeah...yeah, so that got me talkin'.
You see, once the war got started, it kind of all got carried away.
The thing is...I started to talk to some of the other collab members, an'...
...turns out, they ain't half bad.
They're kinda nice.
What would the subscribers think? We're in the middle of a war and I'm makin' friends with the other collabs?
Some of the other rumors may be true, too.
There may be a parody in the works...of Mrs. Nerimon...
Y'know...
..I...
I used to wanna be a teacher, or a lady who is classy...
...but know I realized that there's just one role for me...
(singing, sobbing) I wanna be Mrs. Alien
Yeah...I mean a girl can dream, right?
So there you have it. They got a confession outta me.
I confess. Adam and I are firends.
I hate that he's missin'!
I mean, I wanna find him just as much as everybody else!
And I was bein' honest about the clue thing.
If I knew anything about a clue, I would've given it to 'em!
Anyway, I left that interrogation in tears.
I had to take a stroll through the park to calm down.
This thing fell outta the sky and hit me on the head! Outta nowhere.
And that's when I see it: the thing that hit me.
It was this.
So the P.I. and the reporter were right: I was gettin' a clue.
Just the timin' was off.
Anyway, I'm comin' to you guys now, because...I can't figure the clue out.
It's a...it's a message.
But, uh...it's all smudged.
kthx...somethin'.
But what?
kthxbye?
kthnx for the memories?
kthnx I love you?
Yeah...see, uh...I don't know, it could mean lots a' things.
I'm guessin' that somebody else out there has the next piece of the puzzle.
Oh. Oh, and one more thing...
There was no one else around in the park, but there was this bird.
Just one bird.
It, ah...it was a raven.
I don't know what it means.