"Remember (Walkin' in the Sand)" by The Shangri-las
(engine roaring)
(seagulls squawking)
(siren wailing)
(police radio chattering)
"Remember (Walkin' in the Sand)" by The Shangri-las
♫ Whatever happened to
♫ The boy that I once knew
♫ The boy who said he'd be true
- David!
It'll get cold.
Are they still picking on you at school, Gary?
Those boys.
- They're a buncha dicks.
- Hey.
Language.
Why?
- They just go on all these fancy vacations
to these really nice places and we never go anywhere.
- Well, maybe next year your dad can take a little
time off work and we can all drive up the coast, huh?
- (sighs) You know what?
Don't beat yourselves up about it.
I'll be happy wherever we are.
- Aww.
David, did you hear that?
He just said that he'd be happy wherever we are.
(loud banging)
Officer?
(chattering)
- Gary.
Gary, just while your, ah,
Just while mom's out front.
I wanted to tell you about something that happened
just, well just over there, as a matter of fact.
A couple of months ago now,
which I imagine has something to do
with the reason why these gentlemen are...
(sighs)
Now, um,
would you know who I meant if I said the name Conchita?
- The maid?
- That's it, that's right.
Well, it turns out Conchita has a daughter,
must be 18, 19.
- Really?
- Yes, here to learn English, apparently.
But hasn't really made much
improvement.
Anyway,
when Conchita went out to the, ah, shop
I um,
we made friends, this girl and myself.
And uh,
We ended up doing something
that I
now
very much regret.
The thing is, because her English wasn't, uh,
isn't, uh, particularly,
well it's non-existent to be honest.
Because of that,
I cannot be 100 percent sure that
becoming such good friends,
such good mates
so quickly,
was something she necessarily
wanted us
to do.
- You raped the maid's daughter?
- Well this is what I keep turning over in my brain.
It's difficult to know.
- Well, you must have some idea.
- She definitely seemed keen.
I'm just not sure whether
in fact
she didn't just, um,
feel obliged?
(door slamming)
- They're stopping people from taking
their dogs to the park.
A little girl with a burger
was mauled by a schnauzer.
Anyway, it means we're gonna have to take Rusty
all the way to Winchester just to take a pee.
What did I miss?
What?
Gary?
- Well, dad was just saying that...
that he was gonna take us all on a vacation.
- He did?
- I was thinking
a short week away.
- A week?
You said two.
- A short fortnight, exactly.
- And where exactly are you planning on taking us?
- Well,
I was, uh,
going to let Gary decide.
"Dirty Water" by The Standalls