- This is what Michael McDonald sounds like
reading Nextdoor complaints.
♪ I need a used stroller for my baby duck ♪
♪ I have three unopened bottles here ♪
♪ Of 1,000 Island dressing ♪
♪ Both of them expired ♪
♪ I just watched a man ♪
♪ Staring at pictures of Gary Busey ♪
♪ And printing them at the library ♪
♪ Now I'm thinking he could be Illuminati ♪
♪ Or maybe a cult ♪
♪ Currently day drunk in my yard ♪
♪ Urgent warning ♪
♪ Avocados at Whole Foods are rock hard ♪
♪ Is this a coyote ♪
♪ It might be ♪
♪ Just the angle it looks bigger ♪
♪ It ate my patio furniture ♪
♪ My apologies ♪
♪ If you see ♪
♪ A lady running in her underwear ♪
♪ And yelling Bologna ♪
Yeah, she was chasing a dog
♪ Do you have bees ♪
♪ Do you need help relocating them to somewhere ♪
♪ IHOP is out of butter, yeah ♪
Yeah, that's not good
♪ On my way to work and I saw two goats ♪
♪ Having ♪ (goat bleeps)
♪ Out in the open ♪
♪ If these are your goats ♪
♪ Please teach them better manners ♪
♪ We're in the South ♪
♪ And I need help ♪
♪ I have run out of butter ♪
♪ Can you drop a stick in my front yard ♪
♪ Just leave it there ♪
♪ I don't want to meet any new people ♪
♪ I just need some butter ♪
♪ Please stop farting in my mailbox, yeah ♪
♪ I called the police ♪
♪ I can smell it on my coupons ♪
Really?
♪ Would you like to buy this Reagan statue ♪
♪ It has authentic hair follicles ♪
♪ It's only 500 bucks ♪
Good deal
♪ Happy Thanksgiving ♪
♪ To everyone ♪
♪ Except for Phil ♪
♪ Because I hate Phil, yeah ♪
♪ Can't you please ♪
♪ Stop walking ♪
♪ In front of my house ♪
♪ It's driving my dog crazy, yeah ♪
No walking in front of my house.
Okay, that's it.
(man and woman laughing)
- [Woman] Teach your goat manners, guys.
(man and woman laughing)
In the south, we don't do things like that.
- I love that we want it like, "Now, Mr. Goat,
don't do this in public.
So new respect for Michael McDonald.
The fact that he goes seamlessly in and out of falsetto
is not something all of us can do.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Thanks, Nextdoor, for all the good content.