Hi, my name is ColdBeer and today let me take a look at the RPG games that will be released
this December.
Let’s start with
Chronos: Before the Ashes
This is an atmospheric RPG that chronicles a hero’s lifelong quest to save his homeland
from a great evil.
Very original.
Yeah...
Grow wiser, stronger and more powerful as you explore the depths of the mysterious labyrinth.
But beware, the labyrinth takes a heavy toll – each time you die, you age one year.
Here you must adapt to your advancing age as you progress; starting the game young,
nimble and quick, and ending wise and more attuned to magic.
Well, knowing my skills with the games like that I’ll be Gandalf the White within 10
minutes.
Or maybe Gandalf the Brown, because my skills are shit.
Immortals: Fenyx Rising
Previously known as the Gods and Monsters game’s name was changed due to lawsuit threats
by Monster Energy drink - they were going to go to court because of the word Monster
in the name.
That is ridiculous, but Ubisoft decided to comply.
We in Lithuania have a saying “Duok durniui kelią” which translates as “Give a way
for an idiot” - so Ubisoft did exactly that.
Game’s world looks amazing.
Usually I prefer a dark, gloomy atmosphere, but this time even I must admit that everything
looks the way it should and cartoonish environments are made very well.
Fenyx Rising is a true western rival to all the Breath of the Wild and Hyrule Warriors
games.
I hope that it will be entertaining, although I’m not a fan of Greek mythology.
Not because It sucks, it is awesome, but because it is so mainstream and cliche.
I don’t want more of this.
Give me Estonian lore, give me something from Bulgaria or Brazil, I don’t know, there
are plenty of countries with original folklore, there is no need to use the same stuff over
and over again, right?
Haven
Wellcome to a weird side of gaming.
Just by looking at the art style you can be almost 100% sure that this is an Asian production
and... you would be wrong.
But you are not known to make great life choices anyway, so I may surprise you that this is
a work of a French studio.
Qui oui la baguette mange un chat.
I’ve just said that baguette is eating a cat and that makes no sense, exactly like
lack of gravity makes no sense in this game.
Here you will dive into a story of two lovers who have fled to a strange planet to enjoy
each other's company.
Play them at the same time as they settle into an unknown world, explore the planet
looking for parts and material to fix your ship and make it a cosy home and fight fierce
enemies for loot or just for your own life.
Cook meals, craft and collect precious resources to make it to the next day.
In Haven you can play either in the single-player mode or in the company of a second player
through a local co-op mode.
So it’s a great game to play with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Or with your mom if you are some weird ass family.
I do not judge.
Morbid: The Seven Acolytes
You are the last surviving Striver.
Your duty, for which you have trained your whole life, is to defeat the Seven Acolytes
- I hope very powerful beings.
Imagine if you train your whole life and they just die very easily, you would be crushed.
So many years of training and all for nothing.
You wasted your life, while your friends were having fun with girls or ladyboys, drinking
beer, eating burgers and pussy.
And then you realize that any of those fat fucks could defeat Seven Acolytes without
a sweat.
Oh dear... whole life down the sewer drain.
So, anyway, here you will explore the dark fantasy world abundant with deep and immersive
lore, experience brutal boss encounters and explore a diverse array of environments.
Perk levelling system with multiple ways to build your character, over 25 Melee Weapons
and several guns ranging from Pistols, Shotguns and Rifles.
Game looks really cool and obviously is inspired by Diablo and Dark Souls.
Cyberpunk 2077
I guess I don’t have to present this game as something you don’t know, this is anyway
the most anticipated game of this year.
And by saying “of this year” I’m not entirely sure if they won’t delay the game
again.
Last delay for the company was expensive, their stock price fell about 25 percent from
their previous peak and that is a lot of millions of dollars.
Will it grow back?
Of course it will after the release if the game will be good.
We are all expecting it to be some marvel of the modern age and it better meet our super
high expectations because I can surely tell that the crowd of Cyberpunk 2077 won’t be
so eager to forgive mistakes.
Especially after those delays.
Even now they are getting death threats from various lunatics, so let’s hope for the
best.
The Hand of Merlin
This is a turn-based rogue-lite RPG in which a famous legend about King Arthur clashes
with a sci-fi horror.
Here you will explore a medieval setting on the brink of apocalypse.
Trade with merchants, improve your heroes, and unearth ancient relics.
And by doing that search for the lost fragments of your soul, scattered across the multiverse
- and save as many worlds as you can.
As you jump from one dimension to the next, history is reshaped and it gives real deepness
to this game.
Although let’s be fair and square and triangle - if the game’s name was The Ding Dong of
Merlin it would spark way more interest than just the hand.
You know, hands, we can all see them, nothing special about them.
But the Ding Dong of Merlin... so many questions.
Has he enhanced it with magic?
Can he use it as a rope?
Can he use it instead of a magic wand?
And most importantly - can it talk?
Can it tell us the stories of Merlin’s ventures when he was younger?
That would be such an interesting game.
And now... hands.
Meh.
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