No, it's true. They totally bought it.
Yeah, you should see me.
I've been wearing, like, all black clothes,
and I made my hair look obnoxious.
Yeah, fake nose ring.
[giggling] I'm serious.
Yeah, they're so freaked out,
they won't even sleep in the same room as me.
Uh-huh. I'm telling you, I will have my first Oscar
before my 19th birthday.
Bye.
[soft music playing]
Hello.
Okay, drop it, Lola.
If that is your real name.
Cause that's sure not your real hair.
Hi.
Okay, so this whole thing was just an act?
- Uh-huh. - Why?
Cause I'm an actress.
Yeah, keep talking.
This was the perfect acting exercise.
I got to play a character completely different from myself
and see if people believed it.
- You following this? - Nope.
Think about it.
How many times in your life do you get to start
at a new school where not even one person knows
who you really are.
Um, can we not make this a quiz?
Just get to the point.
Look, I knew I was a good actress
then I know I'm awesome cause I totally made
you guys think I was some kind of freak chick.
You are a freak chick just for doing that.
Yeah, who pretends to be a psychopath
just to see if she can pull it off?
Me.
This is so great.
Yeah.
- Move. - Hey.
Ow!
[laughing]
Ah!
[laughing]
All right, stop zapping Logan.
Ow! Ow!
What's going on in here?
Dean Rivers.
[chattering]
Ow.
Whoops.
[laughing]
How this look here?
Hmm. Let me just tweak it a little bit.
[soft music playing]
There. Perfect.
[scoffs] That was a little rude. Rudy.
So you're sure you were nowhere
near the admin building last night
between midnight and 1:00 a.m.?
I'm sure. I was already in bed asleep by ten--
We're not idiots!
I never called you an idiot.
Where were you last night between midnight and 1:00 a.m.?!
You're scaring me.
Excuse us.
She's a liar. That's a lying lunch lady.
I'm in charge of the whole prom.
- That's awesome. - Will you do everything for me?
- No. - Oh, boo.
I'll work on the prom committee.
Awesome. Go do my laundry.
[scoffs] No, I meant I wanted to help you with prom stuff.
You will be. By doing my laundry,
you're freeing up my time to work on the prom.
Oh. Well, that makes sense.
Good. Run along.
'Kay, later.
- Where you going? - Take a nap.
Anyway, I am done.
Oh, spin me around.
But... you said... Wait a minute. How'd you-?
You said you were going to make me look like a supermodel.
I was but then I got bored, so I did that.
What, you don't like it?
No.
Hey, we got a problem.
- What? - What's wrong?
Michael just called me and said that he and Lo-
Why is Quinn a clown?
I got bored.
[blowing nose]
[gasping]
Who did this?
[both] What?
Who befouled this cotton swab?
What? I used to clean my ears last night.
This swab... came from my trinket box.
These have the plastic turquoise sticks,
which I had to order online at specialtyswabs.com
These are for crafting, admiring or holding.
They are not for you to dig the muck out of your filthy ear.
Now I have to go rinse it.
[groaning]
[gasping]
You yanked off my wrap. [gasping]
And now, there's mud on it.
I didn't yank your wrap, it fell off.
And I don't appreciate you accusing me of yanking your-
What's up, Lola?
Just getting ready to do some yoga.
Same here. You know what I love most about yoga?
Later.
'Kay. See ya.
I like your outfit.
[scoffs]
Is there a problem?
Yeah, could you not stand next to me like that?
Sure. How'd you like me to stand, like this?
Maybe like this.
Either of those work for ya?
Why don't you go stand at the bottom
of the swimming pool for, like, half an hour?
Wow. It almost seems like you hate my guts.
Oh, well, I never meant to make it seem
- like I hate your guts. - You didn't?
No, I meant to make it, like, way clear that I hate your guts.
And now you have.
Good.
Rejected! Rejected! Yeah, you just got rejected!
R. E. J. E. C. T. E. D.! Rejected!
Alright. Alright. That's enough.
What's the matter?
I thought you wanted us to cheer for everything you did.
Yeah, like getting shut down by that girl.
One more time, girls.
Rejected! Rejected! Yeah, you just got rejected!
Ha! I win.
Wait. You come back here right now.
Bring my robot back, Lola.
Give me your cell phone.
What you gonna do?
I'm gonna trick Logan into losing,
so we don't have to listen to these guys
talk like idiots anymore.
Hey, Lola called "we"... the plural of idiot.
I... am offended.
Logan's last name is Reese with an S, right?
Yeah.
Good.
[dialing]
[phone ringing]
Go for Logan.
Hi. This is Jamming Genie from KKool107,
and you've just won a trip for two to Honolulu.
No way. For real?
For real. Now all you gotta do is tell us your name.
- Logan. - And your last name?
Re...
Re what?
Come on, for the love of God Re what?
Get those caterpillars off Mark's face.
Okay.
Ah, wait. Is this going to hurt?
Cause I have a low threshold of PAIN!
You can't not speak to me forever.
[soft music playing]
I honestly don't think you have any reason to be mad at me.
I never meant for you or anyone to eat those nuts.
Lola.
Lola!
You are not moving from this spot
until you say something to me,
a sentence, a phrase, a word, a sound, something!