>>> IT’S FRIDAY. THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO FALL
BACK.
BACK. I AM JOINED NOW BY ACTRESS AND
COMEDIAN SUSIE ESSMAN.
YOU KNOW HER FOR HER TESTIFY
WORK WHICH INCLUDES SUSIE GREEN
ON HBO’S "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM"
WHERE SHE DOES A LOT OF THIS.
>> THE KID IS HOME HYSTERICAL
BECAUSE HER DOLL JUDY HAS BEEN
DECAPITATED.
DECAPITATED. OUT!
OUT! OUT!
OUT! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE,
YOU INGRATE!
YOU INGRATE! YOU HURT SAM MY ONE MORE TIME,
LARRY.
LARRY. GET THE BEEP BLEEP OUT OF MY[ BL
HOUSE.
HOUSE. >> WE’RE ALSO JOINED BY MY
COLLEAGUE NBC’S KATE SNOW.
HE’S
HE’S SHE’S
SHE’S >> I’M REALLY OLD.
>> NICE TO HAVE YOU BOTH HERE.
>> DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY WHEN
PEOPLE GIVE YOU CREDIT.
I’VE DONE SO MUCH, I’M ANCIENT.
>> WHY DO YOU YELL SO MUCH?
>> WHY DO I YELL.
EVERYBODY ALWAYS PROVOKES ME.
I DON’T JUST YELL WILLIE NILLY.
I’M PROVOKED.
I’M PROVOKED. IT’S USUALLY ABOUT MY KID OR
SOMETHING.
SOMETHING. JUSTIFIED.
JUSTIFIED. >> PEOPLE THINK YOU YELL IN REAL
LIFE.
LIFE. THEY WALK UP TO YOU ON THE
STREET AND WANT YOU TO YELL F
BOMBS.
BOMBS. >> I’M MILD-MANNERED.
>> LARRY UPSETS YOU AS THE
CHARACTER.
CHARACTER. YOU HAVE TO GO SLOW WITH ME.
>> LARRY, SHOW LARRY, IS ALWAYS
PROVOKING SUSIE GREEN.
>> IS LARRY SUPPOSED TO SEEM
LIKE HE’S RIGHT OR LIKE HE’S
ALWAYS WRONG?
ALWAYS WRONG? >> LARRY IS USUALLY RIGHT, WHICH
IS ANNOYING.
IS ANNOYING. >> THERE IS A STYLE PART, BUT
THE UNDERLYING POINT --
>> THAT’S THE POINT OF THE SHOW.
>> THEY ARE SO RELATABLE AND HE
HAS SUCH GOOD MORALITY AND
ETHICS.
ETHICS. >> WHAT CAN WE LEARN AS A
PEOPLE?
PEOPLE? >> SAY WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS
THINKING AND AFRAID TO SAY.
WE ALL NEED TO SPEAK UP.
>> WHO ARE NEEDS TO FALL BACK.
>> THIS WHOLE BA LOOKA WHALE SPY
THING THAT RUSSIA IS SUPPOSEDLY
SPYING WITH A BA LOOKA WHALE?
>> THIS IS REAL TALK.
>> WE KNOW WE WHAT HAPPENED TO
KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE
RUSSIANS LIKE TO ALIGN
THEMSELVES WITH BLUBBERY
CREATURES WHICH HUGE BLOW HOLES.
WE KNOW THAT FOR A FACT.
IT’S THE REDACTED PART OF THE
MUELLER REPORT.
MUELLER REPORT. >> WOW.
>> WOW. GOOD.
GOOD. WELL DONE IS.
>> ENOUGH WITH THAT.
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> THE MET GALA.
DID YOU CITY?
EVERY YEAR --
>> PEOPLE WERE DRESSING SILLY.
>> THE THEME WAS CAMP THIS YEAR.
>> ISN’T IT ALWAYS?
>> THAT’S LADY GAGA.
>> SHE DOESN’T NEED ANY
ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. I DON’T KNOW WHATO THAT IS?
CINDERELLA?
CINDERELLA? >> THAT’S KATY PERRY.
>> SHE IS DRESSED AS THE ETHAN
ALLEN HOME STYLE.
>> LIKE RICH PEOPLE NEEDING
ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE BOTHERED ME?
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE
COFFEE CUP ON "GAME OF THRONES."
I’M DONE WITH THAT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LONG HOURS
THEY WORTH AND WHAT GOES IN THAT
SHOW, THEY NEED CAFFEINE.
THEY DRINK COFFEE.
WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?
I LOVE THE SHOW AND I’M ON THE
EDGE OF MY SEAT, BUT THE COFFEE
COP DID BUG ME.
>> WHAT ARE DID YOU THINK OF THE
HBO RESPONSE.
HBO RESPONSE. THE LATTE WAS A MISTAKE.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN HERBAL
TEA.
TEA. >> THEY WERE BEING FUNNY OR
TRYING TO.
TRYING TO. >>> YOU SAYING HBO IS NOT ALWAYS
FUNNY?
FUNNY? >> THEY ARE ALWAYS FUNNY AND
THEY ARE MY HOME TEAM.
I LOVE HBO.
>> I HAVE A DECENT FALL BACK.
THEY ARE PUTTING FANNY PACKS ON
CROCS.
CROCS. THEY ARE A WORSE IDEA TOGETHER.
WHAT DO YOU PUT IN THERE?
>> LIP GLOSS?
I DON’T KNOW.
IT DOESN’T SEEM RIGHT TO ME.
>> ID?
>> ID? IF YOU ARE AT A CONCERT AND YOU
WANT NO POCKETS.
EVEN SAYING CROC FANNY PACK
MAKES IT UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> MY 16-YEAR-OLD SAID MOM, YOU
NEVER UNDERSTAND.
NEVER UNDERSTAND. I NEVER UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
YOU ARE TOO OLD.
I WILL NOT EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.
IT’S A MEME THING.
I SAID IS IT A DEAD MEME NOW?
HE SAID JUST STOP.
>> IT’S LIKE WILL SMITH SAID,
PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
>> CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
THEY THINK WE ARE JUST IDIOTS.
THEY THINK WE ARE IDIOTS.
I THINK THEY ARE LAME.
I BLAME IT ON THE BIKE HELMETS.
I DIDN’T HAVE A HELMET WHEN I
WAS A KID.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN LAUGHED FROM
HERE TO STATEN ISLAND.
>> SHOW SOME RESPECT.
PUT RESPECT ON MY NAME, AS IT
WERE.
WERE. >> WHO SAID THAT, ARI?
>> BIRD MAN.
>> YOU GO RAPPER AND I GO
ARETHA.
ARETHA. >> BIRD MAN SAID AND THIS IS
FITTING, ARE WE FINISHED OR ARE
WE DONE?
WE DONE? >> THAT’S SO PROFOUND.
>> I’M A FAN OF BOTH OF YOU.