[Rooster Teeth intro]
[Summer of Animation intro]
[RWBY Chibi intro]
RWBY Chibi!
Jaune: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Am I right, buddy?
[woof woof]
Just a couple of bad boys living the care-free life!
You with me, pal?
[woof woof]
It's me and you against the world, Zwei. Woo-hoo!
[Zwei howls]
Vroom, vroom!
Ho-oh, yeah! Bros before....
Yang: Off... now.
Jaune: *clears throat* Pretty cool chopper.
Chopper... that's what we bad boys like to call it.
Yang: Shhh. Give them... to me.
Jaune: Oh, right. Uhh, here you go.
I was just borrowing them.
[engine starts]
[screech]
[Jaune coughs]
Jaune: Pfft, Yang thinks she's so cool.
I mean, yeah, okay, she's pretty cool.
But not AS cool as she thinks.
[woof woof]
Jaune: You're right pal, we don't need a bike, we don't need any girls.
We're just a couple of bad boys takin' on the world!
Ruby: ZWEI!
There you are!
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?!
Who gets all the kisses?
You do. Yeah, you DO.
Come on, let's go eat Weiss's homework.
Jaune: Wait, WHAT?!
TRAITOR!
I'd be a good boy too
if it got me all the kissies.
[magic noise]
Neptune: Hm?
[car passing]
Sun: Dude, you gotta get over this
Neptune: Get...uh...get over what?
I'm working on it okay?
[music]
[peeking noise]
[music continues]
[thunder]
[music continues]
[shower stops]
[music continues]
Neptune: Wha- Uooh.
Hmm...
[Jaune humming]
Jaune: Help! Someone! I'm drowning!
I'm in the water and I'm drowning!
Right now! Drowning!
[Neptune whistling]
Jaune: I might die!
This could be it!
Jaune: If only someone- could jump in the water
and save me!
This is it! I see the light!
I'm going toward it!
So warm!
[drowning noises]
Jaune: Dead.
Neptune: [gasp!]
Sun: Thanks for covering for me.
Had to get this just right. Anything weird happen?
[Neptune groans]
[music ends]
Neptune: Okay. Maybe you're right.
[bubbles]
Nora: Heh heh heh.
Nora: Oh Ren! You have a special delivery!
Ren: What is it?
Nora: I don't know. Maybe it's from a secret admirer
who looooooooves you.
Ren: Is it from you?
Nora: Me? Why would you--?
No! Ha ha! That's so silly you would think that
like I would ever endanger our friendship like that.
You're such a silly head.
I said, it's from a secret admirer.
Aren't you gonna open it?
Ren: I'll pass.
Nora: What? That's- no! Wait!
You can't just pass on a present from a secret admirer!
Ren: Why not?
Nora: Because she spent days and days, tons of effort
to find just the right gift that expresses the love that she feels for you.
is what I'm guessing.
since she is a secret.
Ren: Right...
Or, it's a trap from one of our numerous enemies,
or worse, another one of your pranks.
Nora: But- but-
[growling, rattling]
Pyrrha: Um, Nora?
Your gift, is kind of, um, growling?
Nora: Oh my gosh! I forgot the airholes!
[beep]
[cool uke music]
Ruby: Click here if you wanna wear some stuff with us on it.
And click here if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it.
Cause, you know, more us! Duh!
We're awesome!