*Clap*Top o' the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to GUTS AND GLORY~!
Me and little Billy are gonna go on an adventure-
Well, actually no. I'm not...I lied
I lied to all of you! Right in your FACES on camera
Inde-
Indis-
Indistinguishable proof!
I don't know what I'm saying...
We're moving on to Larry's levels.
Mr. - Mr. Lawrence
Harry's last plan didn't work out
so now he's hired a group of stunt plane pilots -
hired a group of stunt pilots to fly throughout the course, watch out.
Ohh..
This is gonna be bad.
Oh! I can fly alongside them! Top Gun style!
We'll be badasses together!
Yes! :D
Oh Christ! Oh fuckin' hell!
Oookay!
Not as cool as I actually expected to be-
oh fuck-
I missed it,
I missed it.
We're gonna have to go back-
We have to go back-
REVERSE THRUSTERS!!
Okay, we're just gonna do this Larry,
We're just gonna do this.
ooooooooooOOOOOHH
ooOOh, they're a little close for comfort-
Got it,
Got it!
GOT THAT ONE! OOOHH!
He turned me into fucking mince meat- let's do that again.
he turned me into fuckin mince meat let's do that again :)
I meant the death part, not just fuckin' finishing the level!
Oh god
this might be way harder-
THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE!
YOU JUST LOST YOUR FEET!
What's wrong witcha?!
GET BACK IN THERE SOLDIER!
Oh Jesus that was close (you'll see WAAAY more than close jack)
Okay,
okaY,, OK-
THREAD THE NEEDLE
THREAD THE FUCKIN' NEEDLE LARRY!
Okay... OKAY!
Why didn't ya get that?
Why didn't ya- See, ya lost yer feet this time and you're fine!
Just scrape the ground... WHAT IS THAT?!
WHAT AND WHY IS THAT?!
Oh f**kin' hell...
Ugh, stop it! Please! Go away!
Just let me win somethin'
F**K!!
*Badger noises*
It just obliterates you!
How many f**kin' kidneys do I have?!
'Bout 706 accordin' to that!
Oh God, I broke the game. There's no thrusters- There we go!
Okay now, swoop...
Swoop!
*Noises of a dying Billy*
Waahoohoohoo! Larry!
We call that the ol' swoop 'n doop!
Jaysus-f**kin'-Christ!
Okay
Easy does it there, Lar-Bar
Oh, what did I just say?
Let's wait for a few planes to go overhead- One...
Two...
Okay, we got it this time. We got it...
Ohhhh, we almost didn't got it!
Okay (x3)
Easy does it
Just dodge way to the f**kin' left and nothin'll getcha!
This thing fires f**kin' mines at me though...
Oh, I'm sorry! Did I fart in your general direction and that f**ked you up?!
Ya piece a sheeeeeit
That's it, Larry!
That's it! You didn't get that one though! So, the spin-
I WENT THROUGH THE F**KIN' BUILDIN'!
LARRY! THE INTER-DIMENSIONAL PIECE A S**T!
Not just on this plane of existence! No! On ALL planes of existence!
Get it?! Planes?!
OF EXISTENCE!!
That was a little close!
That one was a little clo-clo.
Okay, will you f**kin' turn the direction I want ya to.
THAT'S A WALL!!
Larry, where ya goin'?
Larry?
Larry...
Larry.
Larry! (x2)
Back it on up there now!
Back it up! (x2)
Ohh, too fast!
The secret-
is that you gotta bounce along to the piano music goin' on!
There ya go!
SEE?!
If ya do that, everythin' works out.
Now take your time!
We're not in a rush!
*Demonic whispering*
We are, however, trying to get to the first f**kin' checkpoint!
Yeah! That's right Larry!
We haven't even gotten one yet! Oh f**k...
YES LARRY!
Now, you can suck your own a** hairs all you want!
But don't do that, because I- I'd rather just fly through the sky.
Why did you hire these people?
Larry! (x4)
That's f**kin' fine!
If you're gonna die, you might as well commit and do it FLAWLESSLY!
I got it (x4)
Whoever's on that f**kin' piano is...
my best friend now!
Okay... Ehh! You guys wanna fire at me?!
That's not what you like to see!
Larry, you should just go forward and not do all that other s**t...
Where are we?
Wh- Where is- Where is the thing?
*Screaming Banshee*
There ya go!
Oh s**t... I don't like those guys!
( I guess he's turned into Daffy Duck now )
Ohh sh- s**t
S**t (x4)
A f**kin' pole!
A pole, Larry!
That's your legacy! Killed by a pole!
At least killed a pole-ar bear!
Or something like that!
Not just "killed by pole"
It's f**kin' stupid!
GAHD DAMMIT LARRY! (x2)
What am I gonna do with ya?
Besides hurtle ya into a f**kin' hurricane?
Am I close to it? (x2)
Am I gonna get it?
I- No...
Ah, f**kin' buildin's!
Okay, okay, okay, you got through it!
Hhhablbllblblblplblpbbpbpblp!!
Oh don't do it, don't do- I'm already dead!
Cheesus Christ!
Ya know what the f**kin' problem is, is this camera. I can't see anything when I'm up like this!
( I don't even know anymore... )
Ha ha! Got it!
Okay, now take your f**kin' time.
TAKE YOUR F**KIN' TIME!
Sweet baby Larry boy
WHERE YA GOIN'?!
THAT'S THE WAY TO THE F**KIN'- Oh God...
My eye got itchy and all of a sudden, Hell was unleashed on Earth!
Larry, if I had a f**kin' dollar for every time you were a piece of s**t
I'd probably only have one dollar because you never f**kin' stop!
Oh yeah! OH YEAH!
You don't need the chair! Larry, believe! The power was in you all along!
Don't do it, man... Don't- No...
No- Why? STOP IT!!
*Jack singing the song of Donkey Kong's people*
Ayayayay! It just took my-
It just took my head! And then the propellers of the other one just-
*Baby elephant noise*
Ba-da-da-ba daba f**k your mother!
The secret... is to pull that straw...
out of that penis.
Because that's- that- it's the sucking of that, that's killing you.
You didn't get it, but you didn't f**king die either!
*yelling, as usual*
There's a f**kin' 'For Sale' sign. I don't wanna hit that!
NOW YOU'RE IN YOUR CHAIR!!
WHAT IS WRONG WIT YER HEAD?!
It's imbalancing us, though! LARRY!
I have a problem child!
First one's not so- so bad.
First one's not that bad. First one's simple.
Simple. I got that one.
Planes! PLANES WHY!?
I started this level when I was 17...
I'm 104 years old now...
So, as you can tell...
It's not going so good.
If we could all jo-
If we could just upsie-daisies now.
For a second... If we could just get through that
There ya f**kin' go!
THE END- IS IN SIGHT! Don't hit that pole!
If you hit that pole, I will f**kin' BAYT (beat) ya!
HELLO FRIENDS!
Hello Jerry! Jesus, I got a bit close to ya there.
Oh yeah, murder the rest of those f**kers!
Murder the rest of 'em!
Are we seein' Jimbo in the background not gettin' killed?
Raise of hands, who's seein' that?
*quietly* Motherfucker...
I always knew he was a...
No, no... I'm not gonna say it.
*narrating* After winning his last course, Larry was given a free celebration dinner.
But now, a familiar old feeling washes over him.
Somebody slipped some LSD into his meal.
Drugs are key, apparently...
I d- I... It doesn't boost...
He doesn't go... Why?
There we go! Now we're f**kin' going!
Oh the colors are all vibrant and s**t now.
Okay. L- Larry...
L- Larry... are you okay?
Larry, are you trippin' balls?
Oh Larry, that's the last thing I f**kin' needed!
You were hard enough to control before!
But now if you're on all the drugs, what am I gonna do?
F**kin'... quack like a chicken! There we go!
Okay...
Could I have a checkpoint?!
I feel like you're not giving me the checkpoints!
There's floatin' cars, man!
( What even, Jack.... )
YES!
HAIRY NIPPLES!
Ya lost a foot!
But it's fine because I lost my f**kin' patience
Ya lost both of 'em! Haha!
That's great! That- That's a f**kin' good one there, Larry...
That's fine. Okay...
Let's... Let's turn it
Let's turn it up. Oh, let's break it DOWN!
Okay... Okay I see what's going on. Yes.
You know what the worst part was?
The next one after this one was the f**kin' end last time
Did I get it?
No I didn't!
Because you didn't see me squeal in victory!
*Reciting the cha-cha now? Idfk*
You don't need a f**kin' head!
What's goin' on with this guy?
Come back down to Earth, sir! We need you!
Larry! (x5)
Larry!
Gettin' away from me here, for a second!
Could ya just f**kin' calm down!?
Right... Okay...
THIS one-
is going to need some patience
No... No. Nooohohoho!
Oh... Red light means STOP IT!
Okay... (x3)
Just turn it! (x2)
Just turn it and slow it down!
Slow it on down!
Ohhh pump the f**kin' brakes, Larry!
LARRY!!
HURRAY!!
If ya can tell by the f**kin' sound of my voice,
I am a happy baby!
I think that might actually be the last level... in Larry's.
Don't do me like this- No! Larry, why!?
Larry, we had a good thing goin' on, you and me!
Are we gonna have to go into... community levels?
I think we are!
Look at all these beautiful Jacksepticeye levels!
J-S-E super speed
J-S-E fan level
Dangerous, but beautiful
You- You really just made a level titled "me"
Haha "dangerous, but beautiful"
Let's play some of these!
This is gonna be fun!
Thank you, guys, for making levels for me! That's so adorable!
I really appreciate it!
Okay- There's a big giant eye over there!
SAM!!
Not listenin' to me- Okay
Is the goal of this to just go up a hill?
That's awesome!
SPEEEEEEEEED IS KEEEEEEEY!!
Go Yangs!
Go Yang family!
Oh God, that's not enough speed is it?
I don't know if that's enough speed
Have you got it? (x2)
They f**kin' have!
Oh, Susie! Hahaha
YES!
Flip for victory!
The wife knows what's up
Oh God, we're just gonna- I can't even fall?!
Start over (x2)
I have an idea. I am NOT-
finishing this level, until I see blood
Whooshwhoosh whoosh whoosh!
There we go, now slow it down
Slow it down. Don't finish it
Don't finish it, just fall backwards
Oh no! No! Don't fall off the edge!
No! You have to hit it!
You have to hit it... F**K YOU!!
I'm not lettin' you get away with that bulls**t
Not lettin' you get away with that f**kin' horse nonsense
Oh yes! Yes!! YES!!
BRACE FOR F**KIN' IMPACT!!
That's what I like to see
Hey guys! I got a new- I got my new car!
It's got a red paint job! Do you like it?