Hey guys! Our slime is glued to the TV, so today I'll be making a video without him.
One of his friends just gave him a really cool thing as a gift.
It's a kit for making your own Eiffel Tower!
And today I'll show you how to do it.
Toss away this ugly fake!
Sam, what are you doing??
Whatever I want!
What's up with you?
I won the lottery!
No way!
Yes way! They just announced the numbers on TV and I have them all!
You are right... So, what's the prize?
Trip to Paris! I'm going to Paris! Yaaaaaay!
It says they provide tickets, hotel and even a city tour!
Looks like you got really lucky!
I need to prepare! Toodles!
Hmm...It sounds too good to be true...
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Ok. We'll let Sam go crazy and I'll get to making a tower.
You tell me if I am not the most prize worthy slime on this planet!
No doubt.
Doesn't it scare you that France is a cheese motherland?
They have a lot of it there!
Meh...I've made my peace with it. Haha!
Ok, let's get to it.
First, I need to assemble a tower.
The instructions look pretty easy, I don't even need glue.
Just need to detach pieces from the base.
Keep going...
yep...
just...like...this.
Where is a French phrase book?
No idea, Sam.
Ok, almost there.
Now I need to get these pieces together.
Ok, now this one...
Uh-huh.
And connect this to the top...right here.
Now the base...
And there...
Now we snap them in place...
Put these together...
And...Wow!
The tower is done!
It looks gorgeous!
Guys, do you know why is the tower painted in blue, white and red?
Press the pause button and leave a comment below.
Come on, phrase book, let's learn some phra--oh, oh, OH!
Alright now we need to change the texture of the tower.
So, I have these buttons here.
And my hot glue gun!
We'll just put the glue on the buttons, like this.
And stick them on.
Be really, really careful with the hot glue gun.
Now we have these cute flowers!
Stick them there and here...
And another one there.
Hello – bonjour. Bonjour!
Thank you – merci. Merci, madame!
Subscribe – abonnez-vous, s'il vous plait! Merci!
Hm, our Eiffel Tower definitely doesn't look ordinary.
But it's ok, our slime is anything but ordinary as well.
How do you say slime in French?
Hmm... No such word?? Nonsense, there is slime!
There should be a word!
Bonjour! Comment ca va, madame? Tu parler francais?
I don't parler, Sam.
What an ignorant madame!
Yeah, and you were born French?
It doesn't matter, honey.
Right now I have nothing to say to you.
Ok gusy, now it's time for the funnest part!
I need to thoroughly spray paint this whole Eiffel tower!
So let's move it aside, put some scrap paper so we don't make a mess
Annnd....SPRAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Oh man this is so fun!
Spray, spray, spray....spray, spray, spray...
Oh Sam would love to do this!
And a little bit more!
All this excitement made me hungry. Give me a candy!
Hmm...Well, I forgot... What's candy?
Sorry! Sorry! You did not forget! Candy?
Here, Frenchman.
Our spectacular tower is almost ready.
We just need the finishing touches.
I'll use dry sponge and white acrylic paint.
Here! Just like this.
I'll apply it here... and here...
And a little bit here..
Don't forget the flowers and all the buttons!
Blue looks sooo good with white!
Ah, man! I feel like a real artiste!
All done and pretty!
Wow!
Ok, our craft is ready!
What is this?
An Eiffel Tower for a smurf?
It's modern art, you expert.
Ah!
Whatever! Very soon I'll be cruising the Seine,
drinking hot chocolate
and enjoying the NORMAL Eiffel Tower.
Guys, give a thumbs up if you want to see my live broadcast from Paris!
Will you send me a postcard?
If i have the time, you know how these trips go...
Oh, by the way, see what seats there are on my ticket.
Hmm...Let's see here...
Sam, I have bad news...
What? An aisle seat?
No, a window seat.
But the ticket is not to France. It's to Paris, Texas.
SAY WHAAAAT? It's not possible!
There is only one Paris!
I'm sorry, Sam. Maybe another time?
What other time?? My hopes! My dreams! All crushed!!
What about my French? S'il vous plaît!!!
Aw...Looks like Sam's not going anywhere.
I'm sure he'll get over it though.
Guys, if you liked this video, give us a thumbs-up and subscribe to Sam's channel.
That's it for today, I'm off to console Sam.
I was this close! New places... Cruising! New candies...
New faces...
Bite me, I said "new faces"!