Hey guys, it's Jenn
I'm in my bathroom!
Today, I'm doing something for literally no other reason
other than the fact that I just want to do it
I fucking love slurpees so much
Please sponser me 7/11
So today, I'm going to fill my entire bath tub up-with slurpees
and get in it
cause
why not?
and that's pretty much it
uh, we're gonna do it
So, i went and got a couple of slurpees
Hopefully it's enough to fill out an entire bath tub
Alright, let's fill this bitch up
(laughing)
(laughing) the sounds
okay, that was
(while laughing) not a good idea
Why???
Alyx (in background): Throw it over your shoulder, like, good luck
Alyx: Oh! I didn't
(both laugh)
Alyx: Not the whole cup!
and like... oh my God, its hitting me in the face
Ugh
This is the last one
(laugh)
(sigh in relief)
(scream)
oh my god, I'm getting exposed
Alright, I'm gonna get in, I'm gonna get in
(screams)
I'm scared! I don't want to
oh my God, it's cold!
Wait, let me-I'm gonna, oh my god, oh my god
Alyx: You're gonna have slushee up your vagina
Jenn: I cannot wait
It's the most action I'll get all year
(screams)
Oh my god, wow
(whispers) wow
Oh, I should've put my hair up
Can you put my hair up?
(both laugh)
Jenn: I love my hair and makeup team
I'm in!
And now, like, I literally don't know what to do
So, I went on Twitter and asked you guys
to tweet me things to do while submerged in a bath of slurpee
and I'm gonna do the things you suggested
(laugh)
Alyx: Just let, like a little out
Jenn: Okay, I don't know if I have to, but like, I'll try
I'm wearing clothes
I'm gonna like, be peeing in, in my clothes
(slips) (laughs)
Why do you build m- That is not my favourite song
Jenn: ~Why ~do ~you ~build ~me ~up (Lauren?): ~build ~me ~up
Jenn:~buttercup ~baby, ~just ~let ~me ~down~
Alyx: ~Let ~me ~down
Jenn: ~And ~mess ~me ~around~
Jenn: ~And ~then ~worst ~of ~all~
Alyx: ~Worst ~of ~all~
~you ~never ~call ~baby ~when ~you ~say ~you ~will
Alyx: Do a couple laps
[laughing]
7/11 recording: This line is for seven eleven customers
Jenn: Sure, its Alyx Wies
Alyx Wies
Jenn: I just wanted to say that I just went to
one of your stores
and I bought 50 slurpees
and I'm currently in a bathtub full of them
I took them home and dumped them in the bath
and now i'm in it.
Jenn: 50
OK
Bring me a razor
who knows? Maybe this will be like, good shaving cream.
WTF
Jenn: There is no way someone said that.
Alyx: Yeah, Bobby said to lick it from your vagina
Alright, just let me lick my vagina real quick.
Jenn: Hello? Hey. Hey Alyx what's up?
Jenn: Oh nothing much, I'm just submerged in slurpee right now
Alyx: I told you to stop calling me.
Jenn: Oh, ok.
Jenn:Two paths...
diverge at a yellow road.
but I
I take the one less traveled.. *beep* this!
Did you make that up? Alyx: NO!
Jenn: Get out of my house!
Alright guys, welp, that is it for.. Alyx: Your self esteem
Jenn: [laughing]
Jenn: My self esteem and this video.
I spent a lot of money on slurpees
because, I'm lonely and I want to read them.
It's going to take five hours.
BYE!